2024 Democratic National Convention [merged]

[Boiler 45,445]

Fascinating interview, not sure what to say. Stunning and Brave?

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Joe Biden Found In Dumpster Behind DNC Convention Center

 

CHICAGO, IL — With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this week to officially nominate Kamala Harris for president, news broke late last night that President Joe Biden had been found in a dumpster behind the DNC convention center.

Following his keynote speech on Monday night, Biden was ushered off of the stage and quickly discarded with other used-up and unwanted items, where he was later discovered by a group of homeless men looking for food.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-found-in-dumpster-behind-dnc-convention-center

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Oh No!  Man At DNC Thinking He Was In Line For Food Truck Accidentally Gets Vasectomy

 

CHICAGO — A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought he was waiting in line for a delicious burrito from a food truck but accidentally got a vasectomy instead.

"I thought it was weird when they asked me to get on the truck and take off my pants, but I thought, 'eh, this must be a great burrito,'" he recounted.

According to sources, it was not worth it.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-man-at-dnc-thinking-he-was-in-line-for-food-truck-accidentally-gets-vasectomy

[Pooky 3,780]

Journalists are fact-checking the Democratic National Convention. 
 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/journalists-fact-checking-democratic-national-030000494.html
 

Could there be a glimmer of hope for actual journalism in this country after all?

[Boiler 45,445]

‘Uncommitted’ leaders begin sit-in after Democrats deny their request for speaking slot at convention

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/22/politics/uncommitted-speaking-slot-democratic-convention/index.html

 

We have not heard much about DEI or LBQUITA+++++ either

[Ban Hammer 13,327]

someone give pooky cookies, i just removed 2 posts of his that were 4 posts of the same together and 3 of the same posts together.

[Pooky 3,780]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

someone give pooky cookies, i just removed 2 posts of his that were 4 posts of the same together and 3 of the same posts together.

Technical issues yesterday. The “Submit” button did not seem to be doing anything. Apparently, it was lying like a Democrat. 😗

[Ban Hammer 13,327]

 

[TBoneTX 45,258]

I wanted to see the late TV news but was subjected to Kommie's blathering for an extra half-hour.

 

My question is, if she has all these solutions (with few details) now, what the dickens was she doing for the last almost-four years?

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Cue the Jeopardy Music:  DNC Attendees Face Plant When Asked to Name Their Favorite Kamala Policy

 

We've seen a lot of 'enthusiasm' and 'joy' angrily shoved down our throats at the Democratic National Convention this week.  With everyone in attendance reminding everyone else every five seconds how 'joyful' they are, you know it has to be genuine, right?  Not at all fabricated?  Or, you know, maybe not.

Last night, The Free Press decided to measure how authentic everyone's 'love' for Kamala Harris was by sending their intern Julia to the United Center in Chicago to quiz the DNC attendees on what their favorite Harris policy was.

And it went exactly how you'd imagine it would.  Watch:  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/08/22/cue-the-jeopardy-music-dnc-attendees-face-plant-when-asked-to-name-their-favorite-kamala-policy-n2400002

[TBoneTX 45,258]

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Oprah Surprises DNC Attendees With Free Gift Under Each Seat:  Their Own Illegal Immigrant

 

CHICAGO, IL — Oprah Winfrey wowed delegates at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night when she asked them to check under their seats to find a free illegal immigrant of their very own.

"You get an undocumented immigrant!  And you get an undocumented immigrant!  You all get undocumented immigrants!" Oprah yelled from the convention stage.

The audience erupted with applause and shouts of joy as each attendee discovered the illegal immigrant who had been hiding under their chair the whole time.  Men, women, non-binary, and furries alike were overwhelmed with joy — a joy which Oprah promised was but a taste of the great joy to come under a Kamala Harris regime.

"Wow!  My very own Guatemalan!" said Susan Heins, a single mother from Seattle.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/oprah-surprises-dnc-attendees-with-free-gift-under-each-seat-their-own-illegal-immigrant

[Family 3,988]

20 hours ago, Pooky said:

Technical issues yesterday. The “Submit” button did not seem to be doing anything. Apparently, it was lying like a Democrat. 😗

Never doubt yourself brother 😂. That button was misfiring , I had to clean up  a post of 6 duplicate links on that day.

 

Also noticed replying to any VJ posts was disabled and I could not access the menu…may have been a site issue as there were only 3 or 4 items showing in “popular “ activity…so who knows 

 

Hey, now I know I wasn’t getting the special  treatment 😂

[Family 3,988]

 

[Dashinka 24,480]

5 hours ago, Family said:

 

Emphasis on “ former”.

[Ban Hammer 13,327]