Biggest poll EVER!

[Marilyn. 340]

we ran out of doughnuts again??

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. 8/28/07. Another care package from Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh. I was correct in assuming that her igloo is not online. However, apparently her moose is equipped with wi-fi, so we are in luck! The doughnuts have arrived in the nick of time. The communion wafers have not been a great success, although several of the Brownies have now been recruited to work for the Christian Coalition.

Still worried about Dean. I believe he may be flirting with other polls - a direct violation of TOS. Also he refuses to wear the deely-boppers I bought him.

[almaty 19]

Internet diary. 8/28/07. Another care package from Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh. I was correct in assuming that her igloo is not online. However, apparently her moose is equipped with wi-fi, so we are in luck! The doughnuts have arrived in the nick of time. The communion wafers have not been a great success, although several of the Brownies have now been recruited to work for the Christian Coalition.

Still worried about Dean. I believe he may be flirting with other polls - a direct violation of TOS. Also he refuses to wear the deely-boppers I bought him.

i hate the f##king deely-bopper i have to wear..but, sanita seems to like in at night ....

[Nessa 23]

damn illegals eated my doughnuts

[almaty 19]

damn illegals eated my doughnuts

also, global warming melted all the icing off the bear claws...and the tarts..well, i iced the tarts myself..they were pissed at first, but .........

[Marilyn. 340]

I don't live in my igloo anymore... I moved to California

I think it is those darn Canadians that are eating all the doughnuts

[almaty 19]

I don't live in my igloo anymore... I moved to California

I think it is those darn Canadians that are eating all the doughnuts

i think you are right..there is no tim hortons here..hmmm...good point spy marilyn

[Nessa 23]

I eat canadians for breakfast

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. 8/28/07 Contd. Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh has been forced to abandon her igloo due to global warming and has come south, riding on her moose. The brave sister has been granted entry but the moose is still being questioned by ICE. Apparently does not know English and appears he may be interested in agricultural employment. Not sure how this will affect the care package situation.

After protesting about wearing the deely-boppers, Dean now can't be parted from them. Gets very excited by the way they shake. This morning he spent a long time in the basement "frosting some tarts", he said. I wasn't even aware we had received a shipment. Also had a strange call from a man calling himself Mack Master Valentine, asking whether we need any more hoes. I assured him I have no time for gardening right now and I have come to terms with the weeds. He said he can help me there too, if I want. Said something about a skunk - presumerably to eat the weeds (?) He seemed helpful enough so I have sent one of the Brownies to pick up this skunk and maybe a couple of his hoes. Should be back soon, I hope.

[almaty 19]

damn, where are those hos at?

[Ladylethal 12]

It's actually been a while since I had a doughnut.

[almaty 19]

It's actually been a while since I had a doughnut.

i give you one...know any tarts needing icing?

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary, 8/29/07. The Brownie has finally returned, minus the skunk. I'm not sure she even came in contact with it, as she certainly doesn't smell like it. In fact, she has a sweet, herbally smell to her. This gentlemen Mack Master Valentine was obviously a humorous chap as she can't stop giggling. She's damn hungry, too - eaten all the communal wafers. She neglected to pick up the hoes, but has brought back a couple of volunteers. I sent them down to the basement with Dean, hoping that he can provide them with more clothing - the poor things have virtually nothing to wear. He said he'll soon have them out of their rags and give them something hot. He is a good man.

News from Sister Marilyn. She has settled in California and has switched denominations. She is now Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners. Her moose has been released by ICE and has got a job waiting tables at Bernie's Grill and Bucket. He is taking acting lessons and hoping for Northern Exposure to be re-optioned.

Received a strange call last night from Michael Brown. I think he may have been drunk. He told me to stop pestering him as he is no longer head of FEMA. Sounded like there was a party going on in the background. Introduced me to his friends - Karl, Donald, Paul, Tony and Alberto. Said something about if they could get ####### to join them, they will be set to take over the world! "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a doughnut — for ever," he said then laughed maniacally. I hung up.

[SteveLaura 0]

"Update, Mr. Spock"

"By my calculations, we need an extra ten votes in order to break free of The Internets, Captain."

"How are the engines holding out, Scotty?"

"Ah, haggis and tatties, Rabbie Burns an' Donald where's yer troosers..."

"Bones, proceed to the engine room! Scotty is delirious!"

"Captain, I have an incoming message."

"Put it on screen, Uhuru."

"Vot iz dat thing, Cap'n?"

"I'm not sure, Chekov, but I think it may be... a moose."

"Jim, I've done a thorough examination of Scotty."

"Is he hallucinating?"

"It's worse than that, Jim. He's not Scottish! He's an American! He's just been putting on that accent as he fears how Americans are looked upon in Sector 4."

"Security to engine room. Escort Mr. Scott to the brig. Now, about this moose...?"

[almaty 19]

..finally gotten through hosing down the last ho.....still worried about brother steven..talks to an imagery moose and calls time and temperature thinking it is FEMA and micheal brown???? also, wearing a trekkie shirt and nothing else...gave me a vulcan pinch the other day....oh well, back to doing some laundry woth the hos...