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Biggest poll EVER!

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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Sarah Palin Apprentice

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Hello! Just wanted to say that this a wonderful poll and SteveLaura, whoever he is, seems to be doing such a good job in keeping things under control. I got my doughnut and everything and, honestly, I don't know what other people are complaining about, I really don't. Anyway, keep up the good work, even tho I've never met you or heard about you before I stumbled upon this poll, which is really good and more people should join, I think. Thank you.

Palin-McCain-Palin 2008!

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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journal entry..# 7,,,able to secure some 2 day old dough nuts from the lighthouse mission for the homeless,,,,hung around and when the doughnuts were place on the table..grabbed them and ran...damn, those alkies can run...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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i think brother steven is having an out of body experience, i knew is should have never given him those magic mushrooms

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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The clock struck thirteen. Winston Smith got up and entered the living area of his small apartment. As always, VJ flashed from the giant screen on the wall. It was another poll. There had been more of them recently, he felt. He had added his vote yesterday to the poll discussing whether words should be removed from the dictionary. 100% agreed, of course. It was double-plus good to be included in that number.

This poll, however, seemed different. Not just bigger, but also maybe slightly subversive. Was this a trick? Were we at war with Tonga, he wondered. He looked out of his window. No, the signs were still there. The word TERROR - blood red, with Rs that followed you - still hung from the Ministry of Truth.

Winston took a sip of cold tea - or what passed for it these days - and pondered the poll. Failing to vote was not an option, of course. But where to place his vote? The government were making great strides in the space program, the loudspeakers were saying. Maybe they had discovered the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and New York City. Or was there a Stakhanovian woodchucker that he had missed? Winston was confused.

He took another sip. His fingers hovered over the screen. Get this wrong, he whispered, and it's Room 101 for me...

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Hello again! Couldn't keep away, ha ha! I blame the doughnuts - yum! Especially the chocolate-covered ones. Well-worth the small amount of time it took to a click on a few buttons anyway!!!

Um, that's it. Let's all be nice to each other, especially to the creator of this poll who may* be getting stressed out over all these complaints about a lack of doughnuts, which isn't true anyway. Bye-ee!

*Or may not, I'm not sure, as I don't know him personally even though he's probably a very nice person and someone whom I would like to know but I don't.

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Palin-McCain-Palin 2008!

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Internet diary. 8/27/07. Good news - disguise appears to be working. Bad news - no new votes. I have sent out emails to some K Street suits but have had no response as yet. Also no word from Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh. Tried to send an email re: another care package but then remembered that they all live in igloos up there and probably don't have the internet.

Update: Package just arrived from FEMA! They have donated 84 crates of a failed private enterprise/Faith-based initiative, personally approved by the Big Guy (Cheney).

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This could be my lucky day.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Internet diary. 8/27/07. Good news - disguise appears to be working. Bad news - no new votes. I have sent out emails to some K Street suits but have had no response as yet. Also no word from Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh. Tried to send an email re: another care package but then remembered that they all live in igloos up there and probably don't have the internet.

Update: Package just arrived from FEMA! They have donated 84 crates of a failed private enterprise/Faith-based initiative, personally approved by the Big Guy (Cheney).

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This could be my lucky day.

log in diary...#######? brother stevie, wants me to try and sale a bunch of religious propaganda...wait a second..got several gop loving vjers calling..want to trade doughnuts..for this "literature"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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#######?? :blink: :blink: This has got to be the strangest thread I've seen in a while. I stopped by looking for an eclaire and found something about Sister Maria or somebody, and eskimos.... where's the doughnuts??

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

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yummmy i want!!

June 11 05-Married George, civil ceremony in New York

May 30 08-Baby Joshua was born

Jan 15-Back to NY we go...

May 10-made decision not to go back overseas.

July 10-filed for divorce

Jan 11-Divorce final

July 11-1st trip to take Josh to see George

Mar 12-2nd trip to take Josh to see George

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Curiously:

How many years were there between the signing of the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the Battle of Gettysburg, immortalized in Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?

How many episodes did the TV series 'Saved by the Bell' (1989-93) run for?

How many people died in the Waco Branch Davidian fire?

What is the ISBN Group Identifier for books published in Denmark?

What is a slang term for anilingus?

Coincidence? I think not.

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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