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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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almaty   19

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Unfortunately, the reply we had from Krispy Kremes asking whether they would be willing to sponsor this thread was... impossible, shall we say. (Dean pulled a muscle trying.) Instead, The Biggest Poll EVER is pleased to introduce our new sponsors: Mr. Porky's Bacon Donuts!

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Hmm, yummy!

damn them, they did that to spite me/.//////

they knew i was muslim and said, that we could go the donut hamburger with bacon....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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*Dean, it's kosher. Mr. Porky's brother-in-law owns a turkey farm. He's churning out turkey rashers on the side. Don't tell the great unwashed, tho, OK?*

Mmmm, scrummy bacon doughnuts!

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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*Dean, it's kosher. Mr. Porky's brother-in-law owns a turkey farm. He's churning out turkey rashers on the side. Don't tell the great unwashed, tho, OK?*

Mmmm, scrummy bacon doughnuts!

oh, i am such a chopf##k

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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bacon rules!!



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My husband was just saying last night that everything is better with bacon. Bacon donuts seem OK to me, but is there peanut butter on top, too? :blink:

that looks like some kind of icing/frosting....

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My husband was just saying last night that everything is better with bacon. Bacon donuts seem OK to me, but is there peanut butter on top, too? :blink:

that looks like some kind of icing/frosting....

:yes: Jerky flavoured! Heaven!

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty   19

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yum...onion jelly

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Brother Dean, where art thou? :unsure:

I'm afraid that Dean & Bosco made quite a spectacle of themselves at the annual Biggest Poll EVER Memorial Day picnic. With the court case pending, I can't go into details. Suffice it to say, the county is considering taking the unprecedented step of banning the sale of zucchinis within the city limits.

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Brother Dean, where art thou? :unsure:

I'm afraid that Dean & Bosco made quite a spectacle of themselves at the annual Biggest Poll EVER Memorial Day picnic. With the court case pending, I can't go into details. Suffice it to say, the county is considering taking the unprecedented step of banning the sale of zucchinis within the city limits.

thankfully, sister amber was able to have influence on our 72 year old male judge..we are cleared...but must never be seen packing a cucumber

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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