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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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dear diary, brother steven is beginning to lose it..i caught him munching on a beaver....and then a dead animal...he talks to himself and answers his questions in a different voice..found a photo of Janet Reno in his desk..it looked stained????? i am thinking of calling 911 and the boys in the white coats..

and why are there 12 brownie scouts in the basement ..stuffing envelopes asking for donations?

....dean admin asst...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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Captain's log. Stardate 75201. We have been transported to a parallel universe in the year 2007. Mr. Spock has determined that we are caught in a computer network, possibly known as The Internets. Analysis has shown that a new world order is in place here, where beings are ranked according to mysterious Blue Squares and Red Hearts. One of these beings, named Stevel Aura, has picked up our distress signal and is attempting to transport us back to our time. He has configured a computer program, based on a polling system, that will create a tear in the space-time continuum when it reaches 100. All we can do is wait. In the meantime, Spock is running a datasearch on this woman:

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We feel that she is somehow connected to our plight.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Sister Fracas   5

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OH.MY.GAWD! :o

I'd like twelve please....starting with the chocolate ones with sprinkles....

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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dear diary...things have gotten worse..brother steven..is now dressed like captain kirk and keeps yelling at me.."dammit scotty, we need more power"..has a photo of janet reno on his desk...and calls the brownies scouts..klingons..i think it might be due to his intake of slim jims, pork skins and a case of stag beer..

note to self..buy him some health food..and german beer

ps..i am concerned ..there are now 25 pit bulls on the property and he keeps getting calls from bick, i think is the name ???

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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"Your analysis, Mr. Spock."

"Data suggests we are still locked inside The Internets, Captain. I have been able to determine that we require a further 25 votes before we have any chance of release."

"Scotty?"

"Aye, Cap'n?"

"Engine status, if you please."

"Cap'n, we've tried every combination of manouevres I can imagine - an' sum I canna. The engines are at full stretch. I gotta pull back or we'll be losing full power."

"How long before complete engine failure?"

"Two hours, Cap'n. Maximum."

"Dammit, Scotty, we need more power!"

"Aye, Cap'n, I'll see what I can do."

"Uhuru, open a frequency."

"Yes, Captain"

"This is Captain T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. If... you can hear us... we need... doughnuts."

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty   19

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"send more doughnuts"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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almaty   19

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I am the first one to vote for "how much wood would a woodchuck..." !!!!

:dance:

Caro

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Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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Internet diary. 8/24/07. Mixed day so far. Poll numbers are rising, but despite a care package from Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh, we still do not have enough sustenance for the masses. Vick is calling every hour now. He's heard about the Brownies and wants to get a fight arranged. Says he knows someone who has a basement and a $1,000 on Troop 9. Kirk is also bugging me constantly. He has been affected by the shift in time and space and is delirious. Half the time he sends messages about the delithium crystals. The other half he's trying to get me a better deal on a hotel room in Deluth. Dean is on edge. Heard him talking on the phone about 'white goats' and 'stray jackets' or something. I'm worried about him. Keeps trying to feed me tofu.

Gotta run. The large woman has bitten one of the pitbulls. Gotta get it to a vet for a rabies shot.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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mmmm mmmmmmmmm doughnuts :D

took long enough for the delivery didnt it? :P or did Mr Spock eat the first batch ;)

I know scotty didnt eat them coz he prefers a haggis supper (haggis & fries to you lot) from the local chippy when enterprise docks at their nearest scottish takeaway!! hehehe

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Can i have 6 please :D any of them cinnamon flavoured :P

i want the 2 with the hundreds & thousands sprinkles on em & you can mix the other 4 :P

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this thread is worthless. Where's my doughnut?



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* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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Internet diary. 8/24/07 contd. Sister Marilyn of the Blessed North - eh continues to send care packages of doughnuts, but still the mood of ill-feeling towards the poll has yet to subside. I may be forced into anonymity, assuming another identity. On a positive note, 80 brave and sensible members have joined together, smelling history in the making. This day shall live on in posterity and will one day became a recognised holiday, albeit a not very big one. Like Whitsun or United Nations Day.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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