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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

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  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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wow, the elbow looks cool under the x-ray

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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Leafgal Experienced

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Loved the tag line on this poll, not only do I want my donut, I want my Tim Horton's coffee to go with it. Get R Done

K-1 journey, AOS/EAD and ROC in my timeline

2011 March 31 - Sent off Naturalization pkg overnight to Texas

2011 April 1 - Arrived in Texas at 10:21 am

2011 April 1 - NOA (rec'd via snail mail April 8)

2011 April 7 - Cheque cashed

2011 May 5 - Biometrics (letter rec'd via snail mail April 15)

2011 May 9 - Placed in line for interview scheduling

2011 June 13 - Rec'd yellow letter (no change in status online)

2011 June 23 - Rec'd text that my case has been scheduled for interview

2011 August 1 - Interview (rec'd via snail mail June 27) PASSED

2011 August 3 - Rec'd email that my case has been scheduled for Oath

2011 September 1 - Oath ceremony (rec'd snail mail Aug 5)

2011 September 1 - All done, yeah.

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Welcome back to the newest feature here on the Biggest Poll EVER! This week, we will be looking at ribs:

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According to the bible, God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Scientists now believe that God, justly pleased with the result, went further. He took Adam's tail and made a swing, only later adding the tyre for Cain & Abel to sit in, and then took Adam's trunk as Eve complained it got in the way generally, altho it was useful in reaching things on the top shelf in the larder. (The trunk was originally an animal of itself - similar to a sea cucumber - before God stuck it on an elephant as a joke.)

Ribs protect the internal organs of humans in much the same way that tupperware protects your lunch. The human body needs to be 'burped' in order to expel the air to keep the organs fresh for several days without refrigeration, and is microwave safe. (Rib parties are still extremely popular among women of a certain age in several US suburbs, second only to gatherings where they can buy dildos.)

In the event that you break a rib, the Red Cross recommends that you do the following:

1) SWEAR. Be loud and clear in your curse to attract attention.

2) COMPLAIN. Suggested complaints include, "This hurts like **" or " I'm not kidding, it's fcuking painful."

3) UTILISE the universal gesture for broken ribs: Lie down, hold ribs, moan.

4) WAIT: for the emergency team to arrive or, if ribs are broken during a sports event with your male friends, for them to stop laughing and/or to tell you to stop complaining cos you're up next.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

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aw. ribs are an awesome topic..i broke 2 last year in a fall..i pissed myself every time i coughed...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Nessa Grand Master

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wow, do you think she eats anything other than lettuce?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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yes, elbow mac and cheese

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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We regret to inform you that there will be no Biggest Poll EVER today. Staff will be attending a gay atheist wedding instead. We apologize for any convenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In the meantime, here is a video to enjoy:

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

*julez* Veteran

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We regret to inform you that there will be no Biggest Poll EVER today. Staff will be attending a gay atheist wedding instead. We apologize for any convenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In the meantime, here is a video to enjoy:

But will they be serving BBQ ribs at the wedding :unsure:

Or will gay bashers be breaking the ribs of the groom & groom or bride & bride?

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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no bbq rbs will be served or meat in honor of the vegan homosexual couple ..all gifts can be order at :

illegals for citizenship website or global warming website

in a sidebar: Sister Nessa will dress as the Goddess Astare

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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back from the weddinbg...bosco still hung over on the hay wine./...

sidenote: the groom was an ugly mutherfuker...had a face like a steer...and i swear i thought i saw horns when his derby fell off

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I'm a goddess woohoo!! :dance:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

 
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