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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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brownies? cookies? doughnuts? anything?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Internet diary. 8/22/07. Not a good start to the day. FEMA have finally responded to yesterday's request for brownies. Brownies have indeed been dispatched.

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No one is picking up the phone at FEMA. The Brownies are hungry. Are asking for doughnuts. Is this, I wonder, the definition of irony? *sigh*

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty Grand Master

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well, Fema sent in some narly old bear claws..brother steven had to toss them...they were baked in China...he is still working on it...dean, admin asst..

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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SteveLaura   0

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Wednesday 22nd August 2007

Dear Michael Brown,

Thank you for your swift response to my plight. However, we seem to be on crossed purposes somehow. Having returned the bears' claws, I was not expecting a shipment of camel toes instead. (The woman is question is very difficult to manage. She is threatening to eat one of the Brownies. In response, they are practising their knots on her. Send relevant badges.)

Please advise.

SteveLaura

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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biscuit?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Wednesday 22nd August 2007

Dear Michael Brown,

Thank you for your swift response to my plight. However, we seem to be on crossed purposes somehow. Having returned the bears' claws, I was not expecting a shipment of camel toes instead. (The woman is question is very difficult to manage. She is threatening to eat one of the Brownies. In response, they are practising their knots on her. Send relevant badges.)

Please advise.

SteveLaura

i spanked her and put her to bed... :devil:

biscuit?

sister nessa, we recieved a shipment of viet nam area..canned biscuits....brother steven is selling them to poor 3rd world countries..trying to get enough $$$ to buy some..4 day old krispy kremes...dean, admin asst..

note to self..ship biscuits to Luxenborg...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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almaty   19

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alright sister marilyn :thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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SteveLaura   0

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71.. ah, blessed & beloved 71. Who could possibly forget the wonderful people who will forever be associated with that centered heptagonal number, largest supersingular prime, the algebraic degree of Conway's constant and (who would doubt it?) the atomic number of lutetium - 71!

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Celebrate, people. You rock.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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SteveLaura   0

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My, I can hardly keep up! May you have those virgins in the afterlife, kind & anonymous donor!

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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you are managing this very well brother steven....you are on a roll...dean, admin asst

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Nessa Grand Master

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pancakes?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Thursday 23rd August 2007

Dear Michael Brown,

Thank you once again for your swift response to my request for supplies. However, may I suggest that you reconsider FEMA's decision to outsource your call center to Mexico? The charming lady I spoke to was trying her best to be helpful, but I fear she may not fully have understood what I meant by 'pancakes', despite my descriptions.

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One of the Brownies drew this impression of the shipment we received this morning. Thank you for the 72 crates of these critters that you have supplied. Please send face masks and some Febreze.

The large woman you sent earlier is attempting to gnaw through her restraints. She can smell the roadkill and she's licking her lips.

I remain your most humble servant.

SteveLaura

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Ladylethal Grand Master

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Ok, I am number 73, now where's my doughnut? :P

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!
10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE
AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!
REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!
NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


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