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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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SteveLaura   0

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68.

Did the last person who voted know, perchance, that 68 is a happy number?

A happy number is defined by the following process. Starting with any positive integer, the following process can be applied: replace the number by the sum of the squares of its digits, and repeat the process until the number equals 1 (where it will stay), or it loops endlessly in a cycle which does not include 1. Those numbers for which this process ends in 1 are happy numbers and those that do not are unhappy numbers.

I like to think that they did.

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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almaty   19

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i learning allot on this thread and poll

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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almaty   19

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bump

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Nessa   23

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where is my doughnut? :protest:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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SteveLaura   0

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Internet diary. 8/21/07. Poll has stalled at 68. Despite Dean's courageous attempts, interest in the poll is flagging. Some members demanding doughnuts. Have no money for 68 doughnuts and no logistics system for distributing. Repeated emails to Michael Brown for help have gone unanswered. Must remain optimistic.

2 glasses Chardonnay - v good. 0 cigs.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Nessa   23

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you shouldn't advertise what you can't provide :angry:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Internet diary. 8/21/07. Contd. Received scrawled note from Michael Brown. Does not mention shipment of doughnuts, as requested. But will post online in attempt to placate poll members, nonetheless. Wish me luck!

2 more glasses Chardonnay - v bloody good. 1 burrito. 0 farts (so far).

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Nessa   23

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are you having chardonnay in the morning? It's not even 11am! :o



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I'm still on GMT. It's 10 to 5 in the afternoon in London.

Note to self: adjust watch to Central Time, now that you've been in the US for 2 years.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty   19

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hey brother, it is 5 o'clock somewhere....

but remember brother Steven, brownie is doing a hell of a job..Bush

i am sure the doughnuts are being shipped

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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ah, gotcha. Now where is my brownie?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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CHARLOTESVILLE, CAROLINA: A woman has regained her sight and has noticed that her fingers have grown back after taking poll.

Shirley McMuffin, 39, lost her sight when she was 23. "I was watching a Richard Marx video on MTV," she recalls, "and I wanted it to stop. Unfortunately, I had lost the remote and I was too fat at that stage to get up and switch channels. So I gouged my eyes out with a spoon." The following year, all her fingers were severed in a bizarre accident involving a popcorn maker and a Slinky, although Mrs. McMuffin is hazy on the details.

The miracle occurred late last Saturday night. "I was logged on to VisaJourney [an immigration internet site] and took the Biggest poll EVER. The result was instaneous. My sight returned in a flash and all my fingers began to grow back, even the blue nail polish that I used to love." Doctors have examined her eyesight and her newly-grown digits and are baffled. "It's like she never lost her sight at all," said Dr. Snuffleofflegus. "Her fingers are in perfect working order. I've only just met this woman and I'm genuinely gullible in all aspects of my life, so I can honestly say I have no idea what's happened here."

When pressed on how she managed to log onto the internet while being blind and having no fingers, Mrs. McMuffin changed the subject to her recent weight loss and asked how much she was being paid for this article as Frank is coming home from his meat-packing job soon and she wanted to take him over to Shirley's Bar & Grill for a cold one.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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That's an amazing story. I bet she used her toes to log in VJ :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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That's an amazing story. I bet she used her toes to log in VJ :thumbs:

yeap.,..she was called Incanada

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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69!

How could we let such a momentous occasion pass without celebration?

So, for those of you who like to find yourself in interesting places, click here to revel in the wonder that is the number 69. I thank you.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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