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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

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  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I'm sleepy.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Welcome to a new feature here on Biggest Poll EVER!

Owing to a nervous breakdown following a diagnosis of Oedipal Complex, Pascale is no longer an employee of this thread. In his stead, we are proud to introduce our latest agony uncle, Stereotypical Nazi Prisoner Of War Camp Commandant:

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Dear Herr Commandant,

I lent several hundred dollars to an ex-girlfriend of mine a few months ago. We still get on famously though we don't often meet up, due to the fact that my current girlfriend is jealous. She seems to have forgotten about the loan and my girlfriend is pestering me to remind her of it. The thing is, I know she is short of cash and we really don't need the money right now. What should I do?

Herr Commandant replies: For you, the war is over, my friend. If you try to escape, you will be shot on sight. The dogs will take great pleasure in playing with your lifeless corpse. You believe that you can outwit us with your clever ruses and amusing attempts to evade capture, but you are mistaken. I will not tolerate insubordination in my camp. Have I made myself clear?

Please leave. There is fitness training at 3 o'clock. I would not like for you to miss it.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Dear Herr Commandant,

my boss, lets call him steven, drinks all my beer...tried to kill my pet burro, bosco..wants to be a pimp..and cruel to our illegal workers..what should i do?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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SteveLaura Experienced

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Dear Herr Commandant,

my boss, lets call him steven, drinks all my beer...tried to kill my pet burro, bosco..wants to be a pimp..and cruel to our illegal workers..what should i do?

Herr Commandant replies: You see, there is nothing you can do that we cannot discover. Your attempt to elude our guards by disguising yourself as the von Trapp Family Singers was insufficient. Although I give you credit for a most admirable Julie Andrews. A genuine likeness, despite the beard. However, you will suffer for you efforts. Your Red Cross rations of 'crumpets' and 'spotted #######' will be confiscated. Now leave. It is time for me to listen to German classical music with my eyes closed and my fingertips touching. Goodbye.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Your Red Cross rations of 'crumpets' and 'spotted #######' will be confiscated.

#######? you cruel #######..not the 'spotted #######"

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i dance on your authority....and drink a beer from holland...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

SteveLaura Experienced

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Herr Commandant replies: In different circumstances, we may have become friends. However, your famous 'stiff upper lip' will not help you now. In a few more months, the war will be over, Germany will be victorious and you will return to your country. You will learn to love Bratwurst and the invigorating feeling one gets from listening to an Oompah band. But now it is time for you to leave. My mistress will be here at 5.30 and I must change into the stockings and suspenders.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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You will learn to love Bratwurst and the invigorating feeling one gets from listening to an Oompah band. But now it is time for you to leave. My mistress will be here at 5.30 and I must change into the stockings and suspenders..

yikes..not polka.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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i (L) Bratwurst



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i (L) Bratwurst

how about polka?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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no

Edited by Nessa



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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buMP!!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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bump for the germans o0n vj

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Herr Commandant says: You sneer at me with your superior attitude but you forget that I am free to leave, my friend. When the war is over and Germany is victorious, I will return to my small village in the Hinterland where I will resume my temporary position as Loan Officer for a respectable bank. In the meantime, I will bide my time here until I achieve my life's ambition to be a James Bond villain, despite my allergy to cats.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

 
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