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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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This poll is the result of blood, sweat, tears, gravy, egg, red wine, even blackcurrant juice. Just to know that I have the respect of one lowly - some might say, unbelievably low* - member makes it all worthwhile, brother Dean.

*Not me. I'm pretty sure it was one of those Canadian chicks.

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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And so, to celebrate Robert de Niro's 64th birthday today, some benevolent movie fan has crowned the occasion by becoming the 64th member of this poll. Thank you, anonymous donor.

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You singin' Happy Borfday to me? You singin' Happy Borfday to me? Then who the hell else are you singin'... That cake for me? Well I'm the only one here...

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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This poll is the result of blood, sweat, tears, gravy, egg, red wine, even blackcurrant juice. Just to know that I have the respect of one lowly - some might say, unbelievably low* - member makes it all worthwhile, brother Dean.

*Not me. I'm pretty sure it was one of those Canadian chicks.

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ypu know i am backing you brother steve....you are on a mission for God

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Indeed. I feel that my whole life has been a rehearsal, leading up to this moment. It is my calling.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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:rolleyes:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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this poll has changed my life for the better..i am having 10 of my clients log on just to take this poll

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - Research has discovered that taking polls makes you more physically attractive to the opposite sex. A ten year study of poll-takers were compared to a control group of people with pollaphobia (fear of polls and/or multiple choice questionnaires) and their physical attractiveness was rated on a scale of one to ten - ten being hot and one having the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Researchers were surprised to discover that poll-takers were one hundred and five times more likely to be rated hot than those who refused to answer. "We really weren't expecting such dramatic results," admitted Ms. Abigail Bespectacled, lead researcher at the Grants R Us College. "Altho frankly, some of the pollaphobes are pig ugly. I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot clipboard, and I'm not normally picky."

The study involved a variety of polls, ranging from political opinions to the more quirky. Asked what the point of the research was, Ms. Bespectacled answered that she has been personally satisfied with the results, especially by a pair of Danish twins on a surfing holiday. "We've also discovered, for instance, that, given the choice, most people would rather French kiss a puma than listen to Bluegrass music, and that 23% of people have never had sex with someone who owns a NASCAR T-shirt but are not completely ruling it out."

The research was funded by The Polish National Tourist Office who didn't read the application carefully enough.

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Research has discovered that taking polls makes you more physically attractive to the opposite sex

hot damn, i slicking back the hair as i type

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Research has discovered that taking polls makes you more physically attractive to the opposite sex

hot damn, i slicking back the hair as i type

Makes you even smell better...could cut your showering times in half!

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Research has discovered that taking polls makes you more physically attractive to the opposite sex

hot damn, i slicking back the hair as i type

Makes you even smell better...could cut your showering times in half!

you know it brother stevie, now where is that wildroot...and old spice...?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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blah!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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67 votes. Ah, '67 - the Summer of Love. Turn on, tune in, drop out. Get naked. Grow your hair. Ah, to hell with the hair, just get naked.

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"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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67 votes. Ah, '67 - the Summer of Love. Turn on, tune in, drop out. Get naked. Grow your hair. Ah, to hell with the hair, just get naked.

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you brother steve, are a right thinking type of guy

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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get naked and grow hair where?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Cousin It was actually naked under there. Can't believe that got passed the censors.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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