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[Mags 112]

sister marilyn....we need pixs...

Bro Dean, why does your burro (in your siggy pic) have a twig/branch for a #######? B)

Edited December 1, 2007 by Mags

[Marilyn. 340]

sister marilyn....we need pixs...

[almaty 19]

yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[Nessa 23]

bump. brownies?

[SteveLaura 0]

From the Management:

Owing to the continuing Writer's Strike, we are unable to bring you a new post on 'The Biggest Poll EVER. Instead, here is a post from August 17th 2007. We hope you enjoy it.

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - Research has discovered that taking polls makes you more physically attractive to the opposite sex. A ten year study of poll-takers were compared to a control group of people with pollaphobia (fear of polls and/or multiple choice questionnaires) and their physical attractiveness was rated on a scale of one to ten - ten being hot and one having the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Researchers were surprised to discover that poll-takers were one hundred and five times more likely to be rated hot than those who refused to answer. "We really weren't expecting such dramatic results," admitted Ms. Abigail Bespectacled, lead researcher at the Grants R Us College. "Altho frankly, some of the pollaphobes are pig ugly. I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot clipboard, and I'm not normally picky."

The study involved a variety of polls, ranging from political opinions to the more quirky. Asked what the point of the research was, Ms. Bespectacled answered that she has been personally satisfied with the results, especially by a pair of Danish twins on a surfing holiday. "We've also discovered, for instance, that, given the choice, most people would rather French kiss a puma than listen to Bluegrass music, and that 23% of people have never had sex with someone who owns a NASCAR T-shirt but are not completely ruling it out."

The research was funded by The Polish National Tourist Office who didn't read the application carefully enough.

Source

[SteveLaura 0]

THOMPSON IN HEAD-UP-####### CONTROVERSY

Nagasakiville, Delaware: Presidential candidate Fred Thompson held a press conference yesterday with his head up his #######. In a muffled statement, he tackled such thorny topics as immigration, the economy and the rights of the unborn. "The American people need to know where I stand," he said. "And how I stand. Which, as you can see, is bent over with my head up my own #######."

Thompson was criticised by fellow Republican candidates for what is seen to be a publicity stunt. Rudy Giuliani, when asked to comment, replied, "Basically, it's a gimmick. The public know that all Republicans have their head up their #######. That's not news. For Fred to put himself on display like that yesterday... well, it doesn't dignify the office he's running for, shall I say. Regardless of our current President's own physical contortions."

But Thompson was unrepetent this morning as he held a rally with the group 'Taxidermists for Fred' in Ohio. "I think it says a lot for our mainstream media that I've had my head up my ####### for the past two months and only now it's become an issue."

Thompson is 65 and currently seeing a chiropractor.

[Nessa 23]

muffins?

[almaty 19]

back from the coal mines..and still the place is a mess....no donuts..my coffee cup has two cigarettes floating in it..and FEFE is missing...

[SteveLaura 0]

POST IN THIS THREAD.

IT WILL NEVER END.

[~Chad~ 0]

[Nessa 23]

i'm eatting a free pear

[JenT 0]

I'm having coffee yogurt for lunch.

[Nessa 23]

yummy

[SteveLaura 0]

Welcome to a new feature here on 'Biggest Poll EVER':

Are you a member of an internet forum? Do you feel frustrated when you add a post that maybe some members haven't cottoned on to the fact that it's all about you? Do you have to reveal more and more personal information to get across the fact that it's all about you? Are you convinced that your opinions are more sought after? Do you need help convincing others? Have you ever randomly posted something unrelated to the topic because you know in your heart of hearts that actually it is all about you after all?

Fear not. We're here to help. Because here it is All About YOU! We want to hear all the mindless drivel wonderful insights that you just have to type. In fact, we can't wait! Isn't it incredible that before the internet, no one had a clue what you might be thinking right now?! It seems quaint, doesn't it? So, don't hold back. Let it out. Share. Because, you can't deny it, it is all about you.

(Remember: Sometimes, when you're on that reply page, the back button can be the enemy!)

[Nessa 23]

bump