Biggest poll EVER!

[JenT 0]

AOS despair won donuts last night for being the last one to post before a thread was locked. VJ Troll won one too, for effort. Charles competed valiantly for the donuts and wins the prize for the most creative posts in the thread.

which thread is that?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=97926

[almaty 19]

i was hoping on getting a donut or a cake from brother steven...but all i got was....

[SteveLaura 0]

i was hoping on getting a donut or a cake from brother steven...but all i got was....

That's a loan, by the way.

[almaty 19]

whoa. i already lost it..letting it run down the stairs....disappeared...??

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Pascale,

My girlfriend and I are arguing over where to spend the Christmas holidays this year. Usually we end up at her parents place. Their house is a mess, they're always fighting and I'm allergic to their seven cats. I would like a traditional Christmas this year, which is why I've booked the two of us to go to Vegas. But my girlfriend says that it won't feel like Christmas if she doesn't get to open presents at her parents place on Christmas Eve. What should I do?

Pascale writes: This is not your table. Who seated you here? They are an imbecile. You must move. I do not like your clothes and I may ask you to leave this restaurant as I so choose. Before you ask, we do not serve 'fries'. I have already wasted too much time with you. You bore me.

[Nessa 23]

[Nessa 23]

[SteveLaura 0]

Pascale writes: Refrain from dancing in my restaurant. This is not a discoteque for tourists. We do not serve your American 'beer'. There is a McDonalds's in the next street that may better suit your requirements. Please leave or I shall be forced to continue with my biting sarcasm.

[Nessa 23]

:lol:

[JenT 0]

Dear Pascale:

This is your mother. Stop being so rude to people. They'll continue to think that we Frenchies are arrogant and intolerable.

Love,

Mommy

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Pascale:

This is your mother. Stop being so rude to people. They'll continue to think that we Frenchies are arrogant and intolerable.

Love,

Mommy

Pascale writes: As you can see, I am standing here solely to wait until you have finished asking your ridiculous questions and have decided what it is you wish to shove into your gargantuan mouth. I see we have wasted our time polishing the silverware as you will no doubt merely lay your head in the plate and suck. I would ask Marcel to refill your glass of water but I fear for his fingers lest he get too close.

[Nessa 23]

lol 4

[JenT 0]

Dear Pascale:

I don't recall asking any questions. Just wanted to write again and tell you that I made your bed this morning and fluffed up your pillow just the way you like it. Don't be late for dinner. I'm cooking your favorite: Kraft Macaroni and cheese with little hot dogs cut up in it.

Love,

Mommy

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Pascale:

I don't recall asking any questions. Just wanted to write again and tell you that I made your bed this morning and fluffed up your pillow just the way you like it. Don't be late for dinner. I'm cooking your favorite: Kraft Macaroni and cheese with little hot dogs cut up in it.

Love,

Mommy

Pascale writes: Do you have a reservation? Or do you think we will merely cram you into our exclusive establishment because you have decided to grace us with your presence on a whim? Perhaps you would like to sit on the lap of one of our guests who had the good manners to phone us weeks in advance? I shall try to find someone you will deem is the most comfortable based on their BMI.

[JenT 0]

Dear Pascale:

Oh, one other thing before I go finish crocheting your socks.... Are you wearing your Spiderman underpants again? I know you wore them yesterday because they were not in your underwear drawer. What have I told you about turning your underpants inside out and wearing them a second day? When you take orders, you stand crotch-to-nose with your customers. Do you think that smell improves their appetite?

Love,

Mommy