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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

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  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
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    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
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    • Where's my doughnut?
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SteveLaura   0

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***BREAKING NEWS***

Details of the new Fox movie, 'Biggest Poll EVER!', have been released. Actors include:

  • Tom Hanks as 'SteveLaura'
  • Richard Marin as 'Dean Almaty'
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones as 'Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners'
  • Randy Newman as 'Captain Ewok'
  • George Clooney as 'William Shatner'
  • Steve Buscemi as 'The Moose'
  • Angelina Jolie as 'FeFe'
  • Carlos Mencia as 'Sadhu'
  • Chris Cornell and Danny Devito as 'Workers'
  • Original score by Dustin Hoffman & William Shatner
  • Julia Roberts as 'Nessa'
More details to follow...

***END***

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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We have some very exciting news here at the Biggest Poll EVER! 20th Century Fox have bought the rights to this thread and a movie version is going into production next year! Fox are keeping their cards very close to their chest, but we can exsclusively reveal some of the actors and actresses who have expressed an interest in the first draft of the script...

  • George Clooney as 'SteveLaura'
  • Steve Buscemi as 'Dean Almaty'
  • Julia Roberts as 'Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners'
  • Danny Devito as 'Captain Ewok'
  • William Shatner as himself
  • Dustin Hoffman as 'The Moose'
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones as 'FeFe'
  • Tom Hanks as 'Sadhu'
  • Richard Marin and Carlos Mencia as 'Workers'
  • With original score by Randy Newman & Chris Cornell
Fox are touting for a director. As Dean & I are both huge 'Showgirls' fans, we're hoping for Paul Verhoeven, or maybe the Wayans brothers. We'll keep you posted! :thumbs:

:lol: I do kind of picture Almaty as a Steve Buscemi type :lol:

not sure about Julia Roberts for me though.... don't you need an actress with a bigger chest?? :whistle::lol:

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first Julia now Catherine?? :lol:

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almaty   19

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lol..i am almost 6 foot 3 inches tall..i eat more than buscemi weighs for brekfast

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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lol..i am almost 6 foot 3 inches tall..i eat more than buscemi weighs for brekfast

I am talking more about personality.. :whistle:

yes, that be me..i think he is a great actor and a man of character.. :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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almaty   19

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brother steven, i think the illegals..fefe..bosco and I ..deserve thanksgiving off.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I know who can play me that resembles me: jennifer garner

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I got the same bangs haircut she has yesterday, well, my hair is still super long, but the bangs and hair color is pretty much the same:

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and we have the same eyes color, that gets completely green when it's sunny :D

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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***BREAKING NEWS****

Jennifer Garner has joined the list of names rumoured to be interested in the film version of 'The Biggest Poll EVER!' It is expected that she will be offered the part of 'Nessa', due to her similar haircut and the fact that they share the same eye colour. Julia Roberts has not commented regarding whether she is still involved in the project.

***END***

brother steven, i think the illegals..fefe..bosco and I ..deserve thanksgiving off.....

Think again.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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:lol::thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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***BREAKING NEWS****

Jennifer Garner has joined the list of names rumoured to be interested in the film version of 'The Biggest Poll EVER!' It is expected that she will be offered the part of 'Nessa', due to her similar haircut and the fact that they share the same eye colour. Julia Roberts has not commented regarding whether she is still involved in the project.

***END***

brother steven, i think the illegals..fefe..bosco and I ..deserve thanksgiving off.....

Think again.

:o:o:o:o

damn, bosco time to make brother steven some special pumpkin pie

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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almaty   19

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This poll sucks, I want my vote back :angry:

:o:o:o:o you can have your vote back when you return our donuts....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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This poll sucks, I want my vote back :angry:

:o:o:o:o you can have your vote back when you return our donuts....

What donuts! :innocent: I didn't see no donuts! :innocent: You should get your vote back too and start a revolution since he won't give you the day off. :whistle:

If you come work for me, I'll give you a paid day off on all holidays and an office for fefe.

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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This poll sucks, I want my vote back :angry:

:o:o:o:o you can have your vote back when you return our donuts....

What donuts! :innocent: I didn't see no donuts! :innocent: You should get your vote back too and start a revolution since he won't give you the day off. :whistle:

If you come work for me, I'll give you a paid day off on all holidays and an office for fefe.

whoa sister , fefe,,me and bosco are with you..

brother steven...this is for you....

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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