Biggest poll EVER!

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Sadhu,

Do you work for Steve? Did he give you any free donuts? Is he a good boss?

Regards,

JP

Sadhu writes: I have not eaten a pomegranate for over 50 years. And yet my morning stool was purple. I have kept it as proof. It is in this box. I have to keep the lid on to discourage the stray dogs from eating it.

[almaty 19]

dear sadhu,

which came first the chicken or the egg? and are you eating turkey for thanksgiving?

Sadhu writes: You are a very hairless man. My cobra here is like a shaggy goat compared to you. I have all my own teeth and can crack walnuts with them, as I choose. I do not eat them as they make me loose.

#######? i have allot of hair ..

Dear Sadhu,

Do you work for Steve? Did he give you any free donuts? Is he a good boss?

Regards,

JP

Sadhu writes: I have not eaten a pomegranate for over 50 years. And yet my morning stool was purple. I have kept it as proof. It is in this box. I have to keep the lid on to discourage the stray dogs from eating it.

Dear Sadhu,

why do donuts have holes in them?

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Sadhu,

why do donuts have holes in them?

Sadu writes: You are shiny like a new rupee. See how the sun sparkles upon your forehead. It is like a fire to warn approaching ships of the sharp rocks. I sleep standing up to avoid the street dust from irritating my genitals. I cannot abide it.

[Nessa 23]

Dear Sadhu

why do birds sing?

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Sadhu

why do birds sing?

Sadhu writes: I drink from the Ganges every morning at dawn. It helps to cleanse my bowels. I once owned a cup that had a picture of a yellow smiling face upon it. But my first wife cast it upon the ground during a lively debate regarding sexual practices she deemed unusual. The strongest glue would not fix it.

[almaty 19]

Dear Sadhu,

do you think illegals should be issued work permits?

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Sadhu,

do you think illegals should be issued work permits?

Sadhu writes: You look like my nephew. His family does not leave him in the company of people for very long. He bites without warning. I have reached a great age and my bladder is that of a much younger man. My urine gushes from me as if from a fire hose.

[almaty 19]

Dear Sadhu,

do you think illegals should be issued work permits?

Sadhu writes: You look like my nephew. His family does not leave him in the company of people for very long. He bites without warning. I have reached a great age and my bladder is that of a much younger man. My urine gushes from me as if from a fire hose.

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

dear sadhu,

how come you can piss like a race horse at your age?

[SteveLaura 0]

dear sadhu,

how come you can piss like a race horse at your age?

Sadhu writes: You have an unusual dress sense. It is distracting to me. I used to own a dancing bear when I was a much younger man. He would masturbate frequently. My first wife would leave the bedroom.

[Nessa 23]

Dear Sadhu,

should I change my haircut style today or not?

[SteveLaura 0]

We have some very exciting news here at the Biggest Poll EVER! 20th Century Fox have bought the rights to this thread and a movie version is going into production next year! Fox are keeping their cards very close to their chest, but we can exsclusively reveal some of the actors and actresses who have expressed an interest in the first draft of the script...

• George Clooney as 'SteveLaura'
• Steve Buscemi as 'Dean Almaty'
• Julia Roberts as 'Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners'
• Danny Devito as 'Captain Ewok'
• William Shatner as himself
• Dustin Hoffman as 'The Moose'
• Catherine Zeta-Jones as 'FeFe'
• Tom Hanks as 'Sadhu'
• Richard Marin and Carlos Mencia as 'Workers'
• With original score by Randy Newman & Chris Cornell

Fox are touting for a director. As Dean & I are both huge 'Showgirls' fans, we're hoping for Paul Verhoeven, or maybe the Wayans brothers. We'll keep you posted!

[Nessa 23]

Can I have Angelina Jolie playing me?

[SteveLaura 0]

*** BREAKING NEWS ****

Angelina Jolie has confirmed that she in talks with Fox regarding the film 'Biggest Poll EVER!' Rumours suggest that she is interested in the role of 'Nessa'. Filming is expected to start early next year, simultaneously shooting in Rio, Cartegena & Milwaukee.

*** END ***

Edited November 20, 2007 by SteveLaura

[Nessa 23]

[almaty 19]

hot damn, i want a cameo so i can paw..i mean hug FEFE (catherine zeta-joens) but #######? that weasel buscemi playing me..why not john goodman, a real actor.,..