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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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SteveLaura   0

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Dear Sadhu,

Can you please tell when Steve is going to give us our free donuts?

Best regards,

JP

Sadhu writes: You are the same height as my brother. He is an animal trainer in a traveling circus. Despite my great age, I am still able to stand on my head for you. I do not mind.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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i do.,...

Dear Sadhu,

i work for this guy..lets say..steve..anyway, he has an illegal celery operations and lettuce lettuce farm..gives out free donuts and works the illegals in the field ...anyway, my problem or concern is, my Ho.. FEFE, seems to be missing..and steven..i mean steve, told me he is now going into the potted meat business..i noticed one of the illegals missing a hand??? has he been watching that old film..Motel Hell to often??

Sadhu writes: I can see by your womanly hands that you have never made chai cups. It is a good business. I have not washed my hair in 54 years. It is strong enough now to pull a plough. I will show you.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Dear Sadhu

I had this weird dream last night that I woke up and my nose kept bleeding, so hubby said he'd call my work and tell people I was going to stay home because I was sick. Then I fell asleep and when I woke up and asked him if he called work he said that he called but the woman said nobody with my name works there. Then I decided to go to work and talk to someone about it. This co-worker of mine saw me and I was sneezing and she made a comment like I don't believe you were sick. And then she said she received a nasty call from my husband, that he told her I know what your plans are, what you want Nessa to do and that he was rude to her. After that my hubby showed up and all of the sudden there was a german store that we were supposed to meet in front.

I have no idea why I'm writting this. Is there any chance I'm bored? Or do you think I'm worried I've been working too much since I've been dreaming about work?



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
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*12/17/10: package sent
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*01/19/11: biometrics
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*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Dear Sadhu

I had this weird dream last night that I woke up and my nose kept bleeding, so hubby said he'd call my work and tell people I was going to stay home because I was sick. Then I fell asleep and when I woke up and asked him if he called work he said that he called but the woman said nobody with my name works there. Then I decided to go to work and talk to someone about it. This co-worker of mine saw me and I was sneezing and she made a comment like I don't believe you were sick. And then she said she received a nasty call from my husband, that he told her I know what your plans are, what you want Nessa to do and that he was rude to her. After that my hubby showed up and all of the sudden there was a german store that we were supposed to meet in front.

I have no idea why I'm writting this. Is there any chance I'm bored? Or do you think I'm worried I've been working too much since I've been dreaming about work?

note to self - no more ice cream for wifey after 1800 :blink:

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Nessa   23

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I don't think I had ice cream last night, only Saturday night, wasn't it?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Dear Sadhu

I had this weird dream last night that I woke up and my nose kept bleeding, so hubby said he'd call my work and tell people I was going to stay home because I was sick. Then I fell asleep and when I woke up and asked him if he called work he said that he called but the woman said nobody with my name works there. Then I decided to go to work and talk to someone about it. This co-worker of mine saw me and I was sneezing and she made a comment like I don't believe you were sick. And then she said she received a nasty call from my husband, that he told her I know what your plans are, what you want Nessa to do and that he was rude to her. After that my hubby showed up and all of the sudden there was a german store that we were supposed to meet in front.

I have no idea why I'm writting this. Is there any chance I'm bored? Or do you think I'm worried I've been working too much since I've been dreaming about work?

Sadhu writes: You have skin like my sister Madhu who washes the clothes of the foreigners for a small remittance. She is shorter than me by 5 inches. I have fathered many children and my virility is still not in question. This should be evident to you.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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dear sadhu,

do you think the patriots will go undefeated..?

and what's views on global warming?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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dear sadhu,

do you think the patriots will go undefeated..?

and what's views on global warming?

Sadhu writes: My toenails are as strong as steel. I can put this leg behind my back with no effort. Even though the sun beats down on me relentlessly, I still do not wear a hat. The sweat is quite cooling to me.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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dear sadhu,

which came first the chicken or the egg? and are you eating turkey for thanksgiving?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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♥JP♥   5

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Dear Sadhu,

Why does everyone want me pregnant? Where is my freaking donut?

Regards,

JP

P.S. I am not short...I'm average.

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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dear sadhu,

which came first the chicken or the egg? and are you eating turkey for thanksgiving?

Sadhu writes: You are a very hairless man. My cobra here is like a shaggy goat compared to you. I have all my own teeth and can crack walnuts with them, as I choose. I do not eat them as they make me loose.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Dear Sadhu,

Why does everyone want me pregnant? Where is my freaking donut?

Regards,

JP

P.S. I am not short...I'm average.

Sadhu writes: You sit like a tailor. Before becoming a Sadhu, I worked for the postal service. It is a noble profession. I have been given many gifts, but a mango is always the most appreciated. The smell is pleasing.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Dear Sadhu

I just want to say I love your wisdom. Do you think people that talk about their ####### all the time have a small one?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Dear Sadhu

I just want to say I love your wisdom. Do you think people that talk about their ####### all the time have a small one?

Sadhu writes: Yes.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Dear Sadhu,

Do you work for Steve? Did he give you any free donuts? Is he a good boss?

Regards,

JP

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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