Jump to content
SteveLaura

Biggest poll EVER!

By SteveLaura in General Polls

 Share

Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

3,034 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Captain Ewok
Captain Ewok

Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

Posted Images

Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted
< --- see my custom member title? who's gonna join me?

How did you do that? :lol: I'll join you as soon as I figure it out.

you have to be at least a platinum member before you can change your title... you become one at about 750 posts, I think....

mvSuprise-hug.gif
Link to comment
Share on other sites
LoriLawless Experienced

LoriLawless   0

Posted
Filed: Timeline
Posted
< --- see my custom member title? who's gonna join me?

How did you do that? :lol: I'll join you as soon as I figure it out.

you have to be at least a platinum member before you can change your title... you become one at about 750 posts, I think....

Damn, well I'm with ya in spirit then Nessa. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted
< --- see my custom member title? who's gonna join me?

How did you do that? :lol: I'll join you as soon as I figure it out.

you have to be at least a platinum member before you can change your title... you become one at about 750 posts, I think....

Damn, well I'm with ya in spirit then Nessa. :lol:

:thumbs::P



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

how can you not like them?? they are so yummy!! but I can't have one for another 5 months or so :crying:

the best one I have had so far down here is at the Olive Garden :thumbs:

mvSuprise-hug.gif
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
 Timeline
Posted

It's been so long I don't even know if I like them. I used to drink blue frozen margarita, but that was over 10 years ago and it wasn't often, like only if I qwent to a mexican pub or something like twice a year. Was never anywhere close any of my favorite drinks. I'm more of a beer person. I love the taste of beer more than any other drink, more than coke, I like it so much that if it had 0 calories and no alcohol I'd drink like water :P I also love Baileys, I like wine and that's pretty much it. There was a time where I'd drink tequila and when I'd drink whiskey, but they just get me drunk so fast and back then it was fun, I could handle it when I was 18, but not anymore.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted

i think we need a poll on this,

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
derekkj Proficient

derekkj   0

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

Mmmmm, Baileys!

canadaC.gif - Derek usaCa.gif- KJ

TIMELINE

Civil Ceremony - 02/19/2005

I-130 Mailed Out - 02/25/2005

I-130 NOA1 - 03/04/2005

I-130 Approved - 04/07/2005

Pay I-864 - 05/13/2005

Return I-864 - 07/22/2005 *We mailed in the wrong birth certificate which led to a month or so delay*

Family Ceremony - 10/22/2005

Interview in Montreal - 12/22/2005

Activate Visa - 12/25/2005

Move to Virginia - 04/06/2006

Mailed I-751 - 11/02/2007

Received in Vermont - 11/05/2007

Check Cashed by VSC - 11/09/2007

Received NOA 1 - 11/10/2007

Biometrics - 01/10/2008

Card production ordered - 09/10/2008

Card received! - 09/17/2008

Now on to citizenship...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted

sanita favorite also..baileys

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted

weel it is the week-end almost..and i noticed today that someone brought donuts in to work..i am sure it was brother steven's care package for us

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

Posted
Filed: AOS (apr) Country: England
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted
weel it is the week-end almost..and i noticed today that someone brought donuts in to work..i am sure it was brother steven's care package for us

The Troll's thread about people being laid off got to me. Decided to keep you on instead. Have a doughnut. Take a lot. Take two.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted
weel it is the week-end almost..and i noticed today that someone brought donuts in to work..i am sure it was brother steven's care package for us

The Troll's thread about people being laid off got to me. Decided to keep you on instead. Have a doughnut. Take a lot. Take two.

thanks brother steven, appreicate the vote of condidence..hey, where is FEFE today??

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

Posted
Filed: AOS (apr) Country: England
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Welcome to a new feature here at the Biggest Poll EVER! Ask a Sadhu!

sadhu-in-nepal.jpg

Dear Sadhu,

Last night, my girlfriend & I were watching TV when I fell asleep. By the time I woke up, she was already in bed. She turned away from me when I tried to get intimate with her and left this morning without saying a word to me. The thing is, I've started having sexual dreams about her sister, and I sometimes talk in my sleep. I'm worried that I may have said something to upset her. I love my girlfriend and don't want to break up with her. I just can't help these dreams, though. What should I do?

Sadhu writes: You have an interesting face. I think your father must have been a farmer. I am over 90 years old. Would you like to see me lift weights with my #######?

Do you have a question for the great Sadhu? Please drop us a line at the usual address. The Sadhu regrets that he cannot enter into personal correspondence.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

Link to comment
Share on other sites
♥JP♥ Proficient

♥JP♥   5

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Jordan
 Timeline
Posted

Dear Sadhu,

Can you please tell when Steve is going to give us our free donuts?

Best regards,

JP

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

Posted
Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

i do.,...

Dear Sadhu,

i work for this guy..lets say..steve..anyway, he has an illegal celery operations and lettuce lettuce farm..gives out free donuts and works the illegals in the field ...anyway, my problem or concern is, my Ho.. FEFE, seems to be missing..and steven..i mean steve, told me he is now going into the potted meat business..i noticed one of the illegals missing a hand??? has he been watching that old film..Motel Hell to often??

Edited by almaty

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...