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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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The Virtual Doughnut Blues

Doughnut stall self service

And noone seem to be around

Microwave seems broken

And there's sugar on the ground

I'm getting hungry

I've got them Virtual Doughnut blues

That doughnut stall keeps movin'

Its so hard to track down,

My link just keeps a changing,

It really makes me frown,

Can't find my doughnuts,

I've got them Virtual Doughnut blues

Thought I'd help out Joanna

Give the S30 a name

But to avoid another cursing

Won't mention it again

It's the Doughnut unmentioned

I've got those Virtual Doughnut Blues

I woke up late this morning,

I'd had quite a snooze.

Joanna gave me an IWA,

How could I refuse?

What a perfect cure,

For those Virtual Doughnut blues.

I've spoken to Joanna,

We've debated hard and long,

Yet no matter how I tell her,

She keeps spelling "Doughnut" wrong.

I think I'll hit the bottle,

I've got the Virtual Doughnut Blues again.

I got to w*** this mornin',

I had no time to call,

An in-box full of e-mails,

Just kept me from the stall,

Didn't get my breakfast doughnut,

I've got the Virtual Doughnut Blues again.

I ordered a Doughnut

Never got to enjoy it in peace

Got pushed off the keyboard

My father didn't heed my pleas

Let me eat my Donut

Or I'll get those Virtual Doughnut blues

Wandered in this morning

Joanna's not around

Looked for my breakfast doughnut

but no doughnut could be found

Had to get my own JD

I've got the Virtual Doughnut Blues again.

I got a honey doughnut,

'Cause I love that sweet taste,

Then tried to do some writin'

I had no time to waste,

But now my keyboard's sticky,

I got them Virtual Doughnut Blues again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/actionnetwork/A271973

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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more sonhos

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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almaty Grand Master

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sister nessa brought some..help yourself ..but don't make a pig out of yourself... :P

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I know my hubster loves caramel, maybe next time in Brazil I'll take him to eat those. So good.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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♥JP♥   5

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I know my hubster loves caramel, maybe next time in Brazil I'll take him to eat those. So good.

You mean you were holding out on him before? :o

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I know my hubster loves caramel, maybe next time in Brazil I'll take him to eat those. So good.

You mean you were holding out on him before? :o

:whistle: i see trouble ahead.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I know my hubster loves caramel, maybe next time in Brazil I'll take him to eat those. So good.

You mean you were holding out on him before? :o

:whistle: i see trouble ahead.....

Maybe she had good intentions? Ya know, she went to the bakery, picked some up, and ate all of them on the way home. :whistle: Not that I would know anything about that or anything. :whistle:

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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Nessa Grand Master

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err, no, I didn't know he liked that much. We didn't spend months together in Brazil for me to learn everything about his eating habits. It's a daily learning for me what he likes and dislikes when it comes to food. All I knew back then was pizza pizza pizza :P



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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NOTICE: In order to observe Schicksalstag, this office will be closed today. Normal distribution of doughnuts will resume on Monday 12th November. Thank you.

The Management

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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#######? why am i here an FeFe..and Bosco..i can understand the illegals, since they have no rights...but i think i am going to break into the scotch and fefe..me bosco and the illegals..are going to drink all his single malt ...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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NOTICE: In order to observe Schicksalstag, this office will be closed today. Normal distribution of doughnuts will resume on Monday 12th November. Thank you.

The Management

*tries to open door..frowns...gets back into car* :(

come on in sis..and have some scotch on brother steven./.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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NOTICE: In order to observe Schicksalstag, this office will be closed today. Normal distribution of doughnuts will resume on Monday 12th November. Thank you.

The Management

*tries to open door..frowns...gets back into car* :(

come on in sis..and have some scotch on brother steven./.....

ON him? :whistle::P

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almaty   19

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yes sister..this is now the free donuts..and free steven scotch...beer..wine thread...let me break open this bottle of ..

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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