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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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SteveLaura   0

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they're liars!! no donuts here. don't believe in them!!

you blind?? :lol:

i think she is..or maybe, looking to sue.....brazilians sheesh. ... :lol::lol:

Is there such a legal defence as "a donkey ate my summons"...?

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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they're liars!! no donuts here. don't believe in them!!

you blind?? :lol:

i think she is..or maybe, looking to sue.....brazilians sheesh. ... :lol::lol:

Is there such a legal defence as "a donkey ate my summons"...?

yes, i use it all the time....it works for other things..sanita wants to know what ahppen to that extra $20 in the cookie jar (now, it is in FEFE jar) ..i tell her the burro ate it.....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Toshtishtash   1

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See... Marylin tempted me over here with pictures of donuts. It was a looooong and trecherous journey. I feel let down. Slightly conned actually!

Not a donut in sight :(

Our K1 Journey

November 5th 2005 - ♥ Tash & Chris met ♥

June 11th 2007 - We posted the I129F :D

June 19th 2007 - USCIS received date

June 22nd 2007 - NOA1 received

November 16th 2007 - NOA2 - 156 days from filing

November 24th 2007 - Hard copy of NOA2 received

December 15th 2007 - Packet 3 received

January 18th 2008 - Packet 3 returned

February 13th 2008 - Packet 4 received

March 4th 2008 - Medical @ 1.00pm

March 5th 2008 - INTERVIEW @ 10.00am - APPROVED!!

March 11th 2008 - Visa received!

April 30th 2008 - Flying home at last!!!!! (POE: Dulles - Washington DC)

July 12th 2008 - Wedding date!

Now for AOS!

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I can't see any donuts :protest:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I can't see any donuts :protest:

Don't worry, I've consulted with an attorney. Seems that the advertisement shoud have said "free virtual donuts" but since is just said 'free donuts", they are screwed. We totally won this case.

VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

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SteveLaura   0

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I can't see any donuts :protest:

Don't worry, I've consulted with an attorney. Seems that the advertisement shoud have said "free virtual donuts" but since is just said 'free donuts", they are screwed. We totally won this case.

Dean, start the car...

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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I can't see any donuts :protest:

Don't worry, I've consulted with an attorney. Seems that the advertisement shoud have said "free virtual donuts" but since is just said 'free donuts", they are screwed. We totally won this case.

Dean, start the car...

I found the perfect getaway car for you...

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VJ Hours - I am available M-F from 10am - 5pm PST. I will occasionaly put in some OT for a fairly good poo slinging thread or a donut.

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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very funny sister...............we drive 1st class my brother steven and i...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Toshtishtash Proficient

Toshtishtash   1

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:lol: :lol:

Our K1 Journey

November 5th 2005 - ♥ Tash & Chris met ♥

June 11th 2007 - We posted the I129F :D

June 19th 2007 - USCIS received date

June 22nd 2007 - NOA1 received

November 16th 2007 - NOA2 - 156 days from filing

November 24th 2007 - Hard copy of NOA2 received

December 15th 2007 - Packet 3 received

January 18th 2008 - Packet 3 returned

February 13th 2008 - Packet 4 received

March 4th 2008 - Medical @ 1.00pm

March 5th 2008 - INTERVIEW @ 10.00am - APPROVED!!

March 11th 2008 - Visa received!

April 30th 2008 - Flying home at last!!!!! (POE: Dulles - Washington DC)

July 12th 2008 - Wedding date!

Now for AOS!

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Not even reading this thread!

:protest: where's my doughnut!? :protest:

K-1 timeline

05/03/06: NOA1

06/29/06: IMBRA RFE Received

07/28/06: NOA2 received in the mail!

10/06/06: Interview

02/12/07: Olga arrived

02/19/07: Marc and Olga marry

02/20/07: DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOS Timeline

03/29/07: NOA1

04/02/07: Notice of biometrics appointment

04/14/07: Biometrics appointment

07/10/07: AOS Interview - Passed.

Done with USCIS until 2009!

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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muffins!! :dance:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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LITTLE BAGHDAD, IDAHO: Scholars have released a translation of a new gospel discovered in Quorum, Israel in 1957. The Gospel according to Malcolm, a previously unknown disciple of Jesus, has stirred up a controversy amongst biblical scholars and Christians worldwide. Subtitled "Jesus preaches to the 5,000 about Personal Responsibility", the 47 verses offer a different interpretation to a well-known biblical passage:

'And the 5,000 who had come to hear the word of the Lord said unto Him, "Messiah, we are hungry, for we did not bring food with us." And the Lord said, "Well, that's really not my problem, is it? For you came here willingly and on your own volition. I mean, to be blunt, you really need to learn some personal repsonsibility."

'And the crowd replied, "Couldn't you help us, in your compassion?" And the Lord looked down upon them and said, "How exactly would that be helping you? You want something for nothing, is that it? Really, you only have yourselves to blame. You didn't consider the consequences, did you?"

'And the crowd were perplexed and asked Him, "Weren't you the one who told us to consider the lilies? That they don't toil..?" And the Lord did cut them off and said, "Apples and oranges", for which the crowd did hunger for and which made them more confused.

'And the Lord said, "As I look around, I see that some of you are already - let's not put too fine a point on it - fat and I'm wondering exactly how hungry you really are." And the crowd did disperse, muttering under their breaths, and the Lord did say, "Oi! I heard that!" for indeed He was blessed with remarkably good hearing.'

Presidential candidate Fred Thompson has praised the new translation, saying, "That's my Lord." Thompson is currently funding research into the existing gospels, stating that Jesus' message of "Blessed are the peacemakers" is, he believes, an early endorsement of concealed carry laws.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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wow..that is interesting...the message is so powerful..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 
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