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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Welcome to a new feature here at the Biggest Poll EVER! We will periodically spotlight a country, bringing knowledge of far away, exotic places, and hopefully encouraging residents of that nation to contribute their vote to this poll. Today's destination: Step forward, CANADA!

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Ah, Canada! My, you're a big country, aren't you? We think you're great. We love your capital, Montreal. Or Ottawa. Or Canada City. It's fab! And how cool are the Mounties?! How wonderful that you guard the Pope!!! We'd love to take a trip over to Venice & see that! (As well as the Leaning Tower of Pizza, of course! Yum!)

And who could forget those beautiful Canadian geese, the main ingredient of Canadian bacon. Too bad that your mooses are a protected species, being the primary mode of transport. I bet they're delicious too!

And here's a few curious facts about Canada: Did you know that, after the stock market crash of 1929, maple syrup was the main currency of Canada for two and a half years? Did you know that some American entertainers are actually Canadian? Like the famous comedians Dan Ackroyd, Michael J Fox and Celine Dion? And the famous singers Dan Ackroyd and Michael J Fox?

Oh, Canada! We love your log cabins, your hockey and that funny 'O' sound in 'about'. Thank you for being our neighbour, and for being rich and English speaking. Yea CANADA!

canada isn't a country, it's a county in maine :whistle:

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canada isn't a country, it's a county in maine :whistle:

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canada isn't a country, it's a county in maine :whistle:

:bonk:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Welcome back to our new feature here at Biggest Poll EVER! OK, what comes to mind when you hear the words 'haggis', 'bagpipes' and 'Donald where's yer troosers'? Yes, it's time to say a big Bonjour to... BRAZIL!

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Wow! Another biggie! We think you're great, Brazil. We can't get enough of your nuts. We'd love to head to your famous Bondi Beach and party all night at the Carnival - the world's biggest topless fun fair! Brazilians prepare for the Carnival all year round - some ladies spend over six months putting on their make-up alone! Brazil is also famous for it's wax, made by busy little Amazonian bees. Speaking of deforestation, Brazil has one of the biggest rainforests in the world. It's a jungle out there! Here's some other curious facts about Brazil:

Did you know that the language of Brazil isn't Spanish - it's Flemish! And although most people believe Rio de Janiero is the capital, it's actually Canberra! And Brazil is home to some of the world's greatest and ugliest soccer players in the world!

Yes, Brazil. We have woken up and smelled your coffee. We love you! Au revoir!

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Brazil nuts are good..........i thought Brazil was part of Argentina? maybe, i am thinking of Chile... :P

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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:lol: ugliest soccer players :lol: :lol:



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* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Brazil nuts are good..........i thought Brazil was part of Argentina? maybe, i am thinking of Chile... :P

:ranting::bonk:

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Brazil nuts are good..........i thought Brazil was part of Argentina? maybe, i am thinking of Chile... :P

we could fit a few Argentina country inside our big country, remember, if it wasn't for Alaska and Hawaii, Brazil would be bigger than USA :D



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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God bless you, Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners!

Step away from the table, Dean. And wipe your mouth. Drool and sprinkles have no place in a professional team.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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hey, they are not for me ..there for my illegal amigos, my burro bosco and the FEFE and her friends...........plus, that's not celery youa re giving out..it is the devil's lettuce

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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they're liars!! no donuts here. don't believe in them!!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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they're liars!! no donuts here. don't believe in them!!

you blind?? :lol:

i think she is..or maybe, looking to sue.....brazilians sheesh. ... :lol::lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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they're liars!! no donuts here. don't believe in them!!

you blind?? :lol:

i think she is..or maybe, looking to sue.....brazilians sheesh. ... :lol::lol:

some people just like to complain :P

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