Biggest poll EVER!

[SteveLaura 0]

It's for a good cause, Dean.

[almaty 19]

bosco??????????????

[SteveLaura 0]

Pull yourself together, man. There'll be other donkeys...

[almaty 19]

..damn your hide....bosco was one of a kind..just ask FEFE and janet

[almaty 19]

getting prepared to put the new fence up..to keep out the illegals..seeking donuts..also, doing it alone as my burro is missing..steven no where around..janet reno gone...times are hard..time to sing..some spiritual blues

[SteveLaura 0]

All right, I confess. I haven't given out any doughnuts ... I hate doughnuts. I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I see jelly. When I was a kid I used to hate the sight of doughnuts being eaten. My mother said I was a fool! She said the only cure for it was to become a baker. So I spent FIVE GHASTLY YEARS at the Bakers' Training Centre at Totnes! Can you imagine what it's like... making the SAME DOUGHNUT for five years? I didn't want to be a baker anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Scots Pine! The plucky little Aspen! The great limping rude tree of Nigeria! The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING...

[almaty 19]

brother steven has completely lost it..walking around in a lumberjack outfit..singing an old monty python diddy....and carrying an axe....talking about Ginger???? of gilligna's island??..throwing donuts around..and yelled at FEFE cause she her face always looks like a glazed donut in the morning

[almaty 19]

bump

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. October 19th 2007. Dean has been dropping hints all week that today is a 'special' day for him, so as a treat, I've loosened the ankle bracelet a bit and added a few links to the chain. He was so shamefully happy that he couldn't thank me to my face, just muttered under his breath.

The poll has stalled again. Obviously it can't be through lack of interest. I know that it has become a regular part of their morning ritual for many people: Coffee, Sh!t, then Biggest Poll EVER. But I seem not to be reaching everybody. So I have engaged the services of The Heritage Foundation to come up with some ideas. Here are some of the things I hastily scribbled on napkins when I met with them over lunch yesterday (for which I had to pick up the check. Man, those dudes can drink.):

• Add more Stars & Stripes to the poll
• Suggest that people who don't respond to polls are "un-American"
• Other polls are "the enemy".
• If you don't vote in this poll, then you want "the enemy" to win.
• Polls should be shrunk to the size where they can be drowned in the bathtub.
• Except this one.
• Add more kittens. And white families.
• Waiter, we need another bottle of Dom Perignon.
• Each.
• The kittens can be any colour.
• *Burp*

I'm very excited by this. I feel they may be onto something.

[Nessa 23]

[SteveLaura 0]

We're just like you!

Patriotic. Cute. White. Happy.

Vote! Because it's the right thing to do.

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

*cough* BUMP!

[almaty 19]

lol...that was good....and thanks for letting me finally have enough chain to go to the bathroom..the iris in my eyes were yellow and not from jaundice....also, i agree...vote on this poll or we will contact taillgunner joe mcarthy as only commies refuse to patronize this poll

[SteveLaura 0]

[almaty 19]

brother steven, been hustling me for my lunch money..i thinking about breaking his thumbs