Biggest poll EVER!

[SteveLaura 0]

Dear Abby,

I recently agreed to help out a friend in need who was having business problems. Since agreeing to help, I feel I have been taken advantage of. My business partner forces me to sleep in his basement and perform sexual favours on Janet Reno. I have not had a day off in several weeks, and I am not allowed out unless I am accompanied by my 'bodyguards', Mack Master Valentine and The Jazzman. I am fed weeks-old bear claws - recalled from China - and have become a babysitter for a troop of Brownies. I have to sidestep two naked men wrestling in order to go to the bathroom. My question is this: which of my CDs should I be playing in order to get the former Attorney General in the mood - Barry White's Greatest Hits or 'Vintage' by Michael Bolton?

Dean, Illinois

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Ok, now I'm pi$$ed. I wanted a d@mn doughnut. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[SteveLaura 0]

We do have a special on celery today..?

[almaty 19]

Dear Abby,

I recently agreed to help out a friend in need who was having business problems. Since agreeing to help, I feel I have been taken advantage of. My business partner forces me to sleep in his basement and perform sexual favours on Janet Reno. I have not had a day off in several weeks, and I am not allowed out unless I am accompanied by my 'bodyguards', Mack Master Valentine and The Jazzman. I am fed weeks-old bear claws - recalled from China - and have become a babysitter for a troop of Brownies. I have to sidestep two naked men wrestling in order to go to the bathroom. My question is this: which of my CDs should I be playing in order to get the former Attorney General in the mood - Barry White's Greatest Hits or 'Vintage' by Michael Bolton?

Dean, Illinois

i pissed myself reading that...

[SteveLaura 0]

[SteveLaura 0]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for all the wonderful PMs I have received since starting this poll. I don't want to embarrass people, so I will keep these quotes anonymous, but I would like to share some with you:

"This poll has literally changed my life! I used to be counting down the days until my beloved could be here, but now I find I'm counting the number of other members who have joined this poll! I haven't emailed my SO for days. I have trouble remembering his name sometimes. God bless you, SteveLaura!"

"Since taking part in your poll, I have come 2nd in a beauty contest and won $100. I forwarded your poll to five of my friends within five minutes and nothing bad happened to me! For a whole day! Thank you so much! PS. If you don't reply within a day, all your hair will fall out."

"I have been following your poll with great interest since its conception. Are you some kind of left-wing nut? I find it slightly subversive and want to be sure that my ire is properly directed. If I am wrong, please accept my apologies and good luck in your God-serving quest."

"Your poll is close to violating TOS. Please be careful where you go with this. Thank you for your understanding."

And many, many more!

[almaty 19]

bless you brother steven. you are changing the world....one life at a time

[SteveLaura 0]

People stop me on the street, weeping with gratitude. It's a humbling experience, Brother Dean.

[Jenn! 918]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for all the wonderful PMs I have received since starting this poll. I don't want to embarrass people, so I will keep these quotes anonymous, but I would like to share some with you:

"This poll has literally changed my life! I used to be counting down the days until my beloved could be here, but now I find I'm counting the number of other members who have joined this poll! I haven't emailed my SO for days. I have trouble remembering his name sometimes. God bless you, SteveLaura!"

"Since taking part in your poll, I have come 2nd in a beauty contest and won $100. I forwarded your poll to five of my friends within five minutes and nothing bad happened to me! For a whole day! Thank you so much! PS. If you don't reply within a day, all your hair will fall out."

"I have been following your poll with great interest since its conception. Are you some kind of left-wing nut? I find it slightly subversive and want to be sure that my ire is properly directed. If I am wrong, please accept my apologies and good luck in your God-serving quest."

"Your poll is close to violating TOS. Please be careful where you go with this. Thank you for your understanding."

And many, many more!

HAHAHAHAAHHA

[kaush 0]

So do I have to post here daily for 129385739 days before I get my free doughnut?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for all the wonderful PMs I have received since starting this poll. I don't want to embarrass people, so I will keep these quotes anonymous, but I would like to share some with you:

"This poll has literally changed my life! I used to be counting down the days until my beloved could be here, but now I find I'm counting the number of other members who have joined this poll! I haven't emailed my SO for days. I have trouble remembering his name sometimes. God bless you, SteveLaura!"

"Since taking part in your poll, I have come 2nd in a beauty contest and won $100. I forwarded your poll to five of my friends within five minutes and nothing bad happened to me! For a whole day! Thank you so much! PS. If you don't reply within a day, all your hair will fall out."

"I have been following your poll with great interest since its conception. Are you some kind of left-wing nut? I find it slightly subversive and want to be sure that my ire is properly directed. If I am wrong, please accept my apologies and good luck in your God-serving quest."

"Your poll is close to violating TOS. Please be careful where you go with this. Thank you for your understanding."

And many, many more!

HAHAHAHAH

[Marilyn. 340]

is taht enough??

[SteveLaura 0]

So do I have to post here daily for 129385739 days before I get my free doughnut?

I would advise that you read the small print in the agreement, Madam. Now, if you would be so kind to turn to page 753, paragraph 5, subsection d(ii) clearly states: "Upon entering this agreement by submitting votes (3) to the aforementioned poll (aka 'Biggest EVER'), the member (add name) or members (in instances where one of more members share an account [see Visajourney guides] [add names]) shall be voluntarily entering into a further agreement (see above) separate and remote from aforementioned agreement (see above, this sentence) to post further comments, pictures (see Visajourney guides, adding pictures), video content (henceforth known as 'You Tube' content) and related or unrelated content (see page 1027, paragraph 8, subsection j(xi) for rules regarding unrelated content) for a period not less than nor limited to 129385740 days consecutively, including holidays (public and religious, inclusive of all faiths, irrespective of the faith of the member(s) [add name(s)]) in order to qualify for the free (not including shipping and tax, to be paid on delivery by the member(s) [add name(s)]) doughnut. In the event that said doughnuts are unavailable, we reserve the right to substitute other food items which may or may not include green-stalked vegetables. (NB. We are not liable for any litigation nor criminal charges relating to the immigration status of the employees of any horticultural companies and/or agencies involved in the harvesting of said vegetables.) Your statutory rights are not affected. May contain nuts."

[SteveLaura 0]

For Friday afternoon & the hell of it:

[almaty 19]

. the muppets? if i was not muslim and miss piggy was not pork..well, i make have to . .... her