Biggest poll EVER!

[SteveLaura 0]

99 Red balloons, Trekkies, doughnuts....

It's the poll that keeps on giving.

[Marilyn. 340]

here is my contribution..

[SteveLaura 0]

[almaty 19]

this thread is an inspiration to all

[Marilyn. 340]

Edited September 11, 2007 by MarilynP

[SteveLaura 0]

Tokyo, Alabama: A new report from a leading space expert fails to rule out the possibility that the moon is made from green cheese.

Michael J. Nerdsnerd, professor of Quantum Physics at the Ronald McDonald University, Alabama, has been pondering the material substance of Earth's only natural satellite for the last seven years. "There is far from a consensus on the moon's composition," he states. "Scientists are divided on the subject, albeit not very evenly." Citing arguments that the moon "looks green sometimes" and "dairy products are cyclical - sort of," Nerdsnerd proposes that "it's possible that the rocks that have been collected and studied may actually be very old Camembert."

The professor apparently reached an epiphany after adding his vote to a poll on a popular immigration website. "It opened my eyes," he said. "I'm only now beginning to see the correlation between illegal immigrants and my ingrowing toenails." He also submitted, unasked that he was "considering voting for that Fred Thompson next year. Or maybe Miss Teen South Carolina."

The report was funded by Kraft. Professor Nerdsnerd is currently working with the Seuss Foundation & Monsanto on developing green eggs and ham that people do like.

[Nessa 23]

banana nut muffins mmmmmmm

[almaty 19]

wow... ..i am impressed with that report brother steven

[Marilyn. 340]

[SteveLaura 0]

Internet diary. 9/12/07. Another mixed day. Poll has broken the century! Kirk & crew have escaped through the tear in the space-time continuum. However, he has left a couple of his Tribbles behind. I hope they won't be too much bother.

On the downside, I have received a call from LA councilwoman Jan Perry re: the free doughnuts. "The people don't want them, but when they don't have any other options, they may gravitate to what's there," she told me. I explained to her that people do want them - in quantities that I can't handle - but she is adamant that the poll is detrimental to the members' health. She has requested that I change the sign to "FREE celery!" Dean has been out looking to see if he can recruit more volunteers to help cultivate some of these stringy, green delights. Has returned with Juan and Miguel. I think they may be Greek.

As for the other crop that Master Mack Valentine and the Jazzman have been growing in the basement, Dean has taken personal control of the operation. I think gardening agrees with him. He has been much less stressed out since taking on this special project.

[Sarah Palin 0]

Mmmmmm, celery! Yum!

[Sarah Palin 0]

Can't get enough of that scrummy green stuff!

[Sarah Palin 0]

[almaty 19]

Dean has been out looking to see if he can recruit more volunteers to help cultivate some of these stringy, green delights. Has returned with Juan and Miguel. I think they may be Greek.

As for the other crop that Master Mack Valentine and the Jazzman have been growing in the basement, Dean has taken personal control of the operation. I think gardening agrees with him. He has been much less stressed out since taking on this special project.

note...global warming is doing wonders for my 'sweet lucy" plants...the illegals are quite handy with agriculture..who would have thought it?

hos out on the street .."pimping ain't easy FeFe" ....$$$ rolling in...

planting special herbs into organic donuts.....and then selling...cheetos...oreos cookies..and old moon pies on the side..along with mountain dew...need more illegals to help with inventory and volume...

[Sarah Palin 0]

Did someone mention FREE celery?! Oh boy, my lucky day!!!