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Biggest poll EVER!

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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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hmmm. i wonder where brother steven is..i last saw him heading of to a trekkie convention./..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Jason-Sasha Proficient

Jason-Sasha   1

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can I get a bear claw?

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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bro jason, those bear claws are a little gnarly

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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damn, brother steven, took my favorite ho-ho the trekkie convention....and i just got her a cream horn

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Date: Wednesday 5th September 2007

From: Shaft & Bankitt, Law Firm

To: SteveLaura

RE: Uploading of photographic images to public website

Our client, Mr. Karloff Boris Rove, has requested that you remove photographic images illegally uploaded onto the family immigration website VizJourney (sic). He attests that he is not, nor has he ever been, a fan of the television series 'Star Trek', not has any of the uniforms thereof, and cannot utlize his digits to perform the Vulcan greeting without the aid of Scotch tape (or similar). He further attests that the image illegally uploaded has been doctored ('Photoshopped' or similar), adding the 'Star Trek' apparel (henceforth known as 'Trekkie gear' or 'geekwear'). Our client is willing to attest to such in court, as he has the photo of himself in the Princess Leia gold bikini outfit from which this image of him was originally obtained.

I trust that we can consider this matter attended to.

Yours, etc.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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hmmm.. i see karl rove showed up looking for a hand-out of free doughnuts..looks great in that princess leia outfit

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

SteveLaura Experienced

SteveLaura   0

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Internet diary. 9/7/07. Despite my sojourn at the Trekkie Convention, Spocksville, Arkansas, with the two volunteers, I have become disillusioned with the poll. Captain Kirk is experiencing some strange physical responses to the displacement of time and space. He has put on weight and his hair has fallen out. Has taken to wearing an obvious Tribble on his head.

Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners has not sent a care package for many days. Saw her moose on an episode of 'Extreme Makeover'. Has become a Shetland Pony.

Dean has not spoken to me since I've returned. Seems jealous about the break I took with the volunteers. Wanders around muttering about 'Bush's Brain in the basement' and 'Furry Danish Pastry Earmuffs'. He has a dark side, that man. Mark my words.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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wow, i am glad my "friends' are back..although, it looks like Fefe..has been vulcanized..damn, Spock ...

brother steven, looks strange and has been hoarding donuts and talking about hillary clinton and his cigar??? i did not know, he smoked...also, told me, he was hiring some illegals to harvest the crop..what crop?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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a bump for steven

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Jason-Sasha Proficient

Jason-Sasha   1

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99 Red balloons, Trekkies, doughnuts.... :blink:

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

 
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