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Could this become the biggest poll EVER?  

464 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you like to see this poll reach astronomical numbers?

    • Yes, I wanna be a part of VJ history!
      300
    • No, I don't care... Oh, bollocks!
      165

  2. 2. Will you continually bump this thread, risking the annoyance of fellow members?

    • Absolutely! Anything to piss people off, me!
      214
    • No, I have paint I need to watch dry first.
      251

  3. 3. Any questions?

    • Why?
      29
    • Are you here legally?
      19
    • Do you, in all honestly, have a life?
      32
    • What's the capital of Tonga?
      13
    • Got any more of that good ###### yer smokin'?
      27
    • If a train leaves Chicago at 8.05am, travelling at 35mph...
      18
    • What exactly IS the definition of irony?
      16
    • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...?
      21
    • Did the straitjacket slip off again?
      19
    • Is this what happens when you give Liberals too much damn free speech?
      26
    • What's the best that you can do if you get caught between the moon and NYC?
      19
    • Where's my doughnut?
      226

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Congrats! This thread has become pretty large indeed! To reduce server loads I will need to close this "large thread" however please feel free to start a "part 2, 3, 4..." of this thread from scratc

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Jasman0717 Grand Master

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Someone did this before and the post was closed because some members, God only know who :o , were using the post to bump up their post numbers. how could they :blink:

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almaty   19

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well brother jim, i doubt this is the case..as post bunpimg is usally quick short answers..or one word..

my brother steven and i along with friends, are writing a short story here

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Internet diary. 8/29/07. Contd. A good day. Poll is blossoming and Dean has a constant grin on his face. The deely-boppers have really done him the world of good.

Have had contact with R. David Paulison, seemingly the new head of FEMA. Per his instructions, the Brownies are busy boarding up the windows with plastic sheeting and duct tape. Unfortunately, we had a bad line when I made my request for iced doughnuts. Judging by the response, part of the message was missed:

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To the basement they go.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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almaty   19

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lol...that was good...

journal note..it seems since brother jim (alias in the mob as jasman) came by all the doughnuts are gone and 2 of the hos are missing....hmmmm.,,i did see him with a pimp stick in his hand....

i wonder why brother steven and brother ma are nude with santa hats on?

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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:o

where are my doughnuts? :protest:



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* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
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*01/19/11: biometrics
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*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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sister nessa, brother jim ( jasman) fresh off his diet finished off 3 dozen in 1 setting....we are working on getting a shipment from China

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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sister nessa, brother jim ( jasman) fresh off his diet finished off 3 dozen in 1 setting....we are working on getting a shipment from China

I don't trust any of you. I've been asking for my doughnuts for a few days and nothing!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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sister nessa, brother jim ( jasman) fresh off his diet finished off 3 dozen in 1 setting....we are working on getting a shipment from China

I don't trust any of you. I've been asking for my doughnuts for a few days and nothing!

hey, brother steven is cracking under the pressure..i am cracking a few crack hos..and no help from FEMA or captain kirk...hoping to get a fresh shipment of tim horton's from our friends on the canadian thread..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Marilyn is wondering why Nessa doesn't want the doughnuts she offered .... :crying::unsure:

sister marilyn..she hates you cause you are canadian

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Marilyn is wondering why Nessa doesn't want the doughnuts she offered .... :crying::unsure:

I must've missed, sorry (F) Can I still have them?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Internet diary. 8/31/07. The end of a hectic month. Steven & Mark, the two nude Santas, started arguing this morning about the effect moose flatulance has on global warming. Began wrestling in a pile of communion wafer boxes. Vick was immediately on the phone and offered two grand down on the limey. At this point, Mack Master Valentine turned up with a colleague he calls "The Jazzman" or something. Both are very colourful dressers with illogically wide hats. I didn't catch all of the conversation, but it appears that they want to become the Santas' managers. Also asked whether I wanted to buy any pots. I requested a Dutch oven. He said he can get me a nice piece from Amsterdam. I thanked him, saying that I'm looking forward to making some hot pork stew and he flashed me a good tooth. Obviously a fellow chef.

Brother Dean is looking exhausted. I asked him how he's been getting on with our donation envelopes, and he said he took the two new volunteers to the basement and has been stuffing them all night. (As an aside, I am re-contemplating the decision to install Ally McBeal-style communal bathrooms here. The volunteers say that Dean taps his foot when he's in the cubicle next to them and waves his hand underneath. They don't mind that, they say, but get annoyed when he starts singing, "Don'cha wish yer girlfriend woz hot like me?" Then, in their words, they "give him a right good seeing to.")

Little word from Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners now that she is in Hollywood, although I think I may have seen her moose on TV advertising medication for ED.

"It's not the years; it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

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Internet diary. 8/31/07. The end of a hectic month. Steven & Mark, the two nude Santas, started arguing this morning about the effect moose flatulance has on global warming. Began wrestling in a pile of communion wafer boxes. Vick was immediately on the phone and offered two grand down on the limey. At this point, Mack Master Valentine turned up with a colleague he calls "The Jazzman" or something. Both are very colourful dressers with illogically wide hats. I didn't catch all of the conversation, but it appears that they want to become the Santas' managers. Also asked whether I wanted to buy any pots. I requested a Dutch oven. He said he can get me a nice piece from Amsterdam. I thanked him, saying that I'm looking forward to making some hot pork stew and he flashed me a good tooth. Obviously a fellow chef.

Brother Dean is looking exhausted. I asked him how he's been getting on with our donation envelopes, and he said he took the two new volunteers to the basement and has been stuffing them all night. (As an aside, I am re-contemplating the decision to install Ally McBeal-style communal bathrooms here. The volunteers say that Dean taps his foot when he's in the cubicle next to them and waves his hand underneath. They don't mind that, they say, but get annoyed when he starts singing, "Don'cha wish yer girlfriend woz hot like me?" Then, in their words, they "give him a right good seeing to.")

Little word from Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners now that she is in Hollywood, although I think I may have seen her moose on TV advertising medication for ED.

damn those hos...i got a palsy foot and tapped more than gene kelly...but, still no blumpkin...hmmm. i think i have to grab an ankle and put..like my bff the good senator from idaho

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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