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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,112

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anyone need to borrow a large gun collection? a large porn collection? a weakness for pistachio almond ice cream? :lol:

Oooo!! Oooo!!! I'll take the large por.... I mean pistachio ice cream. (blech. i hate pistachio ice cream.)

i guess you don't want that "lesbians gone wild" video then :lol:

I dunno. Does it have a good story line? :whistle:

depends....what is your definition of a good story line :D

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k, good. for those who don't have enough vices, i'll loan some out.

Take a number darling.

B)

I'd like some vices please. I quit smoking, I rarely drink...I'm sad now.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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k, good. for those who don't have enough vices, i'll loan some out.

Take a number darling.

B)

I'd like some vices please. I quit smoking, I rarely drink...I'm sad now.

ah good just the person for me to loan my nra life membership card to. :thumbs:

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k, good. for those who don't have enough vices, i'll loan some out.

Take a number darling.

B)

I'd like some vices please. I quit smoking, I rarely drink...I'm sad now.

ah good just the person for me to loan my nra life membership card to. :thumbs:

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

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Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

There you go, you are now a 'gun toter'. I love this xmas spirit of giving and sharing :cry:

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k, good. for those who don't have enough vices, i'll loan some out.

Take a number darling.

B)

I'd like some vices please. I quit smoking, I rarely drink...I'm sad now.

ah good just the person for me to loan my nra life membership card to. :thumbs:

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

ah you can cover that one up with my republican voter registration card. :thumbs:

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Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

There you go, you are now a 'gun toter'. I love this xmas spirit of giving and sharing :cry:

I know. Warms the heart, no?

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

ah you can cover that one up with my republican voter registration card. :thumbs:

Will your generous spirit ever stop? I have no words.

Wait. Do you think that if my democrat voter reg card and your republican one touch they'll explode? I mean, what with the gunpowder and the human rights advocacy thrown in the mix?

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,112

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Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

There you go, you are now a 'gun toter'. I love this xmas spirit of giving and sharing :cry:

I know. Warms the heart, no?

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

ah you can cover that one up with my republican voter registration card. :thumbs:

Will your generous spirit ever stop? I have no words.

Wait. Do you think that if my democrat voter reg card and your republican one touch they'll explode? I mean, what with the gunpowder and the human rights advocacy thrown in the mix?

i see your point. i'll have to add in my minutemen donation certificate too then.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

There you go, you are now a 'gun toter'. I love this xmas spirit of giving and sharing :cry:

I know. Warms the heart, no?

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

ah you can cover that one up with my republican voter registration card. :thumbs:

Will your generous spirit ever stop? I have no words.

Wait. Do you think that if my democrat voter reg card and your republican one touch they'll explode? I mean, what with the gunpowder and the human rights advocacy thrown in the mix?

i see your point. i'll have to add in my minutemen donation certificate too then.

I still have a World Wildlife Fund membership, and the Firefighter's Association. Those may equal everything out.

See, this is the real holiday. Liberals and conservatives co-existing in peace. OK, break over, kids coming back in. Off to warp the minds of the future. I mean teach.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,112

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Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

There you go, you are now a 'gun toter'. I love this xmas spirit of giving and sharing :cry:

I know. Warms the heart, no?

Thank God. I needed something to put next to my lifetime Amnesty International membership card. :whistle:

ah you can cover that one up with my republican voter registration card. :thumbs:

Will your generous spirit ever stop? I have no words.

Wait. Do you think that if my democrat voter reg card and your republican one touch they'll explode? I mean, what with the gunpowder and the human rights advocacy thrown in the mix?

i see your point. i'll have to add in my minutemen donation certificate too then.

I still have a World Wildlife Fund membership, and the Firefighter's Association. Those may equal everything out.

See, this is the real holiday. Liberals and conservatives co-existing in peace. OK, break over, kids coming back in. Off to warp the minds of the future. I mean teach.

teachers.......leave the kids alone!

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Everyone has to have some vices, it's the spice of life :hehe:

Well, when you put it that way..... God help anyone who tries to talk me out of drinking wine. Okay. Coffee-Mate away. :thumbs:

Hey wait a minute.

Red wine is good for your brain.

It helps the dendrites!

:star::star::star::star::star:

Oh, I have vices, baby...they are chosen very very carefully. Hee hee.

Oh no, another idea:

would someone want to start a new thread? I Must Confess thread.

Bahaha!

I had dendrites once but I used Head & Shoulders. :lol:

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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No! I'll be hanging out in the area working and visiting family... And you?

Awww.... Being at home at Christmas is nice. I'm aiming for that. My goal is to have all my family spend Christmas with us in two years. :thumbs: This year we are heading back to Canada to be with family and friends. (Neither of us have family in FLA. Hubby was transferred here through his work.) We're leaving on Christmas Eve and coming back on New Year's Day, so we're only going to be there for a week. But it's going to be a very busy week because there are so many people to see. As long as I remember not to have more than one glass of wine (or champagne) on New Year's Eve, it'll all be good. I'm not too adept at flying after drinking.

Then you'll never be an airline pilot. :lol:

That's hilarious... :lol:

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Just heard that my BIL made it out of Iraq safely.. sooooooo relieved.. it's been a long 5 months!! He'll be back in the US on Saturday!!

Wonderful news!! He'll be back for Christmas! Yeah! See? My prayers were answered!

Carla (F)

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Hijack (??) part deux:

Okay so I'm in the middle of watching that Stuff video, and I feel like throwing up.

Sweet lord have mercy on us self-destructing humans.

(my pagan prayers)

SpiritAlight edits due to extreme lack of typing abilities. :)

You will do foolish things.

Do them with enthusiasm!!

Don't just do something. Sit there.

K1: Flew to the U.S. of A. – January 9th, 2008 (HELLO CHI-TOWN!!! I'm here.)

Tied the knot (legal ceremony, part one) – January 26th, 2008 (kinda spontaneous)

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Funny-looking card arrives – September 6th, 2008 :)

Mailed request to remove conditions – July 7, 2010

Landed permanent resident approved – August 23rd, 2010

Second funny looking card arrives – August 31st, 2010

Over & out, Spirit

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