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[Emancipation 2]

My husband thinks he wanted a peek at my azz..

Only because it's gorgeous, bay-beeeeee!

Well Hubby is kinda partial to it!!!

[KarenCee 3]

These announcements were from actual church bulletins. Just thought it would give everyone a good chuckle.

They're Back! 'Church Bulletin Bloopers'

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.

(These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were

announced in church services.)

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon

tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the

recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of

those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't for get y o ur

husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to

a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who

doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"giving

obvious pleasure to the congregation

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a

nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the

church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is

HELL"? Come early and listen to our choir.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be

recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased

person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment

and gracious hostility.

&nbs p; Potlu ck sup per Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They

may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across

from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All

ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is

done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation

would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next

Sunday.

Low Self Este em Sup port Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use

the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the

Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to

attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaigns

slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

The Men's Fellowship will gather at 7pm for a baked bean supper;

Music will follow

[L_n_O 3]

make the butterflies stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trailmix 77]

make the butterflies stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol - I'm looking at that and thinking whoaa flashback

Then I realize it's moving day for you tomorrow! Are you nervous!?

[L_n_O 3]

yes!! so super nervous I didn't want to come out from under my blanket this morning!!!!

[Doug n Amanda 0]

I'm nervous just reading your post, THANKS ALOT! PS....are you "home" yet?

PSS...Doug's moving day: 11/16

[trailmix 77]

yes!! so super nervous I didn't want to come out from under my blanket this morning!!!!

awww, well I hope that passes soon! It will actually be kind of fun, a move, new place to live, exciting.

What is making you most nervous?

[L_n_O 3]

I don't know..

I think it's all the changes all at once.....................

[PfcsBaby 0]

yes!! so super nervous I didn't want to come out from under my blanket this morning!!!!

I'm the complete opposite of how your feeling. I'm more excited and anxious to get out of here than I'am nervous. Well I'm sure your all of the above as well. Just remember to breathe lol. You'll feel a lot better as soon as you get home with Ol. Have a safe trip too!

Mary

[trailmix 77]

yes!! so super nervous I didn't want to come out from under my blanket this morning!!!!

I'm the complete opposite of how your feeling. I'm more excited and anxious to get out of here than I'am nervous. Well I'm sure your all of the above as well. Just remember to breathe lol. You'll feel a lot better as soon as you get home with Ol. Have a safe trip too!

Mary

Yeah, hopefully it is getting more exciting than nervous-making as the day goes on. Wine and chocolate might help too

[~Nini~ 2]

Don't worry, Liz. I was pretty nervous before I moved, thinking "oh wow, this is a huuuuuuge step!"

Then I got there, and it was all good.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I don't know..

I think it's all the changes all at once.....................

Baby, it's super OK to be nervous about change. It IS a big freaking deal to leave your life as you know it behind. The only 'wise' advise I could give you is enjoy the trip and take it one day at a time. Play tourist for a while, learn the bus routes etc. You'll be so busy that worrying would not have space in your schedule, bride-to-be!!!

[KarenCee 3]

((((((((((((((LIZ)))))))))))))))))) It's gonna be okay hon. Hang in there, settling in is always hard regardless of where you move to or from. And you know we're all here for you, even if it's by keyboard.

[Carlawarla 1]

Liz!! You'll be excited and nervous...and that's OKAY! It's a big move! I was that way before my move. Thankfully I had nothing but my suitcases when I moved. It was kind of sad that that's really all I had to take with me...but what a wonderful new beginning to the rest of my life!

Take it day by day...and enjoy!

Carla

[derekkj 0]

Thinking about you Liz! Hope the move is going well!