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[Krikit 1,163]

NEWS FLASH

There has been a homicide.

My snow being, my cute loving snow being was murdered.

Upon returning from a social dinner out, I see it in pieces, the tree had evidence of its face plant.

I have been looking for some police tape to put around the scene until I can conclude my investigation.

(I think I left it in my many moves. Potlatch.)

You know, I almost never see anyone walking around here.

I have not seen any kids.

This "perfectly normal" place, as I called it, is just that: a strange uncultured eerily quiet over legislated place where unspeakable things (must) happen.

Hey, your typical burb!

I may get a web cam out there and observe the ongoings of the seemingly innocent neighbourhood.

Ha!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that is just mean, assaulting a defenseless snowbeing

I'm all for neighborhood watch sister.... how about equipping the next snowbeing with a 3000 KW force discharge thing???

Okay, I am gonna rant in the OT thread for a sec.

I HATE THAT I MISS SO MANY POSTS LIKE THIS!!!!!

"Like this" meaning I am merrily posting away, exit, and miss all the posts that were created while I was composing. It's only when someone shows up later and quotes the original post when I'm like "What the?.... How did I miss that?"

RIP Snowbeing. You have a special place in my heart.... right there beside Gertrude.

[SpiritAlight 1]

NEWS FLASH

There has been a homicide.

My snow being, my cute loving snow being was murdered.

Upon returning from a social dinner out, I see it in pieces, the tree had evidence of its face plant.

I have been looking for some police tape to put around the scene until I can conclude my investigation.

(I think I left it in my many moves. Potlatch.)

You know, I almost never see anyone walking around here.

I have not seen any kids.

This "perfectly normal" place, as I called it, is just that: a strange uncultured eerily quiet over legislated place where unspeakable things (must) happen.

Hey, your typical burb!

I may get a web cam out there and observe the ongoings of the seemingly innocent neighbourhood.

Ha!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that is just mean, assaulting a defenseless snowbeing

I'm all for neighborhood watch sister.... how about equipping the next snowbeing with a 3000 KW force discharge thing???

Okay, I am gonna rant in the OT thread for a sec.

I HATE THAT I MISS SO MANY POSTS LIKE THIS!!!!!

"Like this" meaning I am merrily posting away, exit, and miss all the posts that were created while I was composing. It's only when someone shows up later and quotes the original post when I'm like "What the?.... How did I miss that?"

RIP Snowbeing. You have a special place in my heart.... right there beside Gertrude.

oooohh, snif snif, it is so so sad and thank you so much for coming to the wake snif snif the support means everything to us snif snif (blows nose)

such such tragic times...senseless really...snif snif I LOVE YOU ALL snif snif sob....

[Chica Yeyé 41]

oooohh, snif snif, it is so so sad and thank you so much for coming to the wake snif snif the support means everything to us snif snif (blows nose)

such such tragic times...senseless really...snif snif I LOVE YOU ALL snif snif sob....

We wouldn't have it any other way Spirit . Snowbeing made a career out of defending innocent victims of heat abuse; he was loving and caring to all who knew him. Just when the world needed him the most, he was torn away from a loving and caring family. We will always have a space in our fridge for his memory; and this snowbeing-cide will NOT, repeat, will NOT go unpunished.

[trailmix 77]

He always seemed a bit cold to me, I guess I didn't know him as well as you guys did.

Edited February 7, 2008 by trailmix

[Chica Yeyé 41]

He always seemed a bit cold to me.

:lol: :lol:

Though it's been said he was quite kinky trailmix.... that cold facade fool many ladieeeees

[Krikit 1,163]

I used to enjoy playing with his snowballs.

[trailmix 77]

I used to enjoy playing with his snowballs.

It always comes back to malt candy with you....that is what you meant, right?

[Krikit 1,163]

I used to enjoy playing with his snowballs.

It always comes back to malt candy with you....that is what you meant, right?

Oh, sorry. You're right. I meant.... I always enjoyed eating his sno-balls.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I used to enjoy playing with his snowballs.

It always comes back to malt candy with you....that is what you meant, right?

Oh, sorry. You're right. I meant.... I always enjoyed eating his sno-balls.

GASP!!! I am appalled at the innocence lost in these posts . Crickey!, could you please stick around? Entre nous, Krikit was less pervy

Or maybe that's my bad influence on people???????????????

[KarenCee 3]

This is NOT fair! I miss all the good stuff while I'm at work *pout*

[Chica Yeyé 41]

This is NOT fair! I miss all the good stuff while I'm at work *pout*

Have a snow-ball.

missed youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Below is the text of the eulogy, given by The Most Reverend C. Willy.

Friends, neighbours, lurkers, we come together on this most lacrimose of occasions to bury our beloved Chill Blaine, the Snowbeing. As I look upon this gathering I am reminded of the words of St. Reversus of Sublimatus, the patron saint of all Snowbeings and other Canadians. This too shall melt, wait and see. Snowbeing, Snobey to his many friends was beloved by all. He was the confidant of those from many stations and most recently served as advisor to Ontario's one-time Minister of Transportation John Snobelen, who learned how to snow the general public from Snobey. Snobey was taken from us much too soon, struck down in the prime of life by the same forces who struck down our own St. Reversus, the Vandals. Now as I intern our fallen brother may I ask his three ex-wives (Glacia, Hoarmione and Shoshana), and his two babies' mommas (Laquesha and Bridget Moynihan) to come forward.

From blizzard to blizzard, snowflake to snowflake.

[SpiritAlight 1]

Indeed.

Thank you for that most beautiful of eulogies Rev. Chilly Willy.

A moment of silence.

bows head

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Now I'm going to cry. You are playing with maaah feelin's.... :crying:

WAIT. this could be an electoral plot on Mumsie's part to debunk me as saint :blink:

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Indeed.

Thank you for that most beautiful of eulogies Rev. Chilly Willy.

A moment of silence.

bows head

I'm sorry I promised I'd be strong and not cry.