Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)

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This is so wrong, on so many levels.  Dr. Jill is allegedly signing legislation.

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People Have a Lot of Questions About Report That Jill Biden's Signature Is on Legislation Folders

 

[...] Notice Joe is the only one not clapping; he just looks out of it.

 

But everyone else clapped the way you used to clap for old Soviet leaders, because you needed to suck up to the power.  That's what it looked like to me.  And it made me think about the deal to get him out.  She didn't want to go; is part of the deal she has to look like she's significant, with things like this?

There's another reason I ask that question, which was also going viral on X.  People were asking why her signature was embossed on honorary legislation folders:  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/09/20/jill-biden-signature-n2179583

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Jill Biden Becomes First Female President

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — History was made during the first cabinet meeting in over 11 months today, as First Lady Dr. Jill Biden was officially sworn in as the first female president of the United States.

"Look at me.  I'm the president now.  What is it I'm supposed to do?" Dr. Biden said according to official White House transcripts.

According to media reports, Dr. Biden showed true leadership when she manipulated her senile husband into letting her run a cabinet meeting, where she promptly [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-becomes-first-female-president

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Double standard, much?

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State Department IG Says Disgraced Former Iran Envoy Robert Malley Had Top Secret Access and No Clearance

 

The State Department Inspector General has released a blistering report documenting how probable Iranian agent-of-influence Robert Malley was allowed to have access to highly classified information and meetings even after his security clearance was belatedly pulled by the Biden-Harris regime for mishandling classified information.  Unlike former President Trump, Malley was never prosecuted for his mishandling of classified information even though he was closely affiliated with an Iranian-sponsored group [...]

 

https://redstate.com/streiff/2024/09/21/state-department-ig-says-disgraced-former-iran-envoy-robert-malley-had-top-secret-access-and-no-clearance-n2179501

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Anyone want to throw up?

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Jill Biden's Cosplaying As President Just Got Much Weirder

 

[...] She wasn't done, though.  In what appears to be a very coordinated campaign at this point, MSNBC put out a slobbering segment in which Jill Biden gives "journalist" Peter Alexander an Oval Office tour.  The two are also seen discussing the "transfer of power" as if her opinion on such matters is relevant.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/09/21/jill-bidens-cosplaying-as-president-just-got-much-weirder-n2179587

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A weak and delusional Biden at the UN

 

President Joe Biden delivered his final address as president to the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday, and it was a masterpiece of narcissistic myth-making.  It was a speech of hollow boasts that couldn't have been delivered at a worse time, as America is increasingly disregarded and disrespected around the world by enemies and allies alike.

Casting himself as a great defender of democracy worldwide, Biden tried to turn the coup that removed him as the leader of his own party into an act of historic self-sacrifice.

 

"This summer," he observed, "I faced a decision whether to seek a second term as president.  It was a difficult decision.  Being president has been the honor of my life.  There's so much more I want to get done.  But as much as I love the job, I love my country more.  I decided after 50 years of public service, it's time for a new generation of leadership to take my nation forward.  My fellow leaders, let us never forget that some things are more important than staying in power."

What?  [...]

 

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/3164847/weak-delusional-biden-at-un/

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Ooo!

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Joe Biden's disastrous legacy of crime at home and war abroad is on full display in his final UN speech

 

In 1980, the Boston Globe put a place-holding headline on an editorial about a speech by President Jimmy Carter.

"Mush from the wimp," the headline read — and it appeared in more than 150,000 copies of the paper before editors caught their error and removed it.

I thought about that headline as I watched Joe Biden's UN speech Tuesday.

 

The similarities go far beyond another mushy speech from another wimpy president.  [...]

 

https://nypost.com/2024/09/24/opinion/joe-bidens-disastrous-legacy-of-crime-at-home-and-war-abroad-on-full-display-in-his-final-un-speech/

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In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells 'The View' He Was Forced Out Of Power In Vicious Coup

 

NEW YORK, NY — Continuing what has become a beloved tradition of his presidency, Joe Biden suffered yet another hilarious gaffe, telling the hosts of The View that he was the victim of a hostile coup.

The hilarious story, which the daytime talk show's host panel laughed off as just another quirky moment from the elderly leader, featured Biden good-naturedly retelling the tale of how a ruthless power-hungry cabal stole the presidency right out from under him.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-gaffe-biden-tells-the-view-he-was-forced-out-of-power-in-vicious-coup

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Biden Rushed Into Surgery After Eating Sock 

 

WASHINGTON—After paramedics used a scalpel to open an airway and keep him from asphyxiating en route to the hospital, President Joe Biden was reportedly rushed into surgery at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Wednesday to remove a sock that had become lodged in his throat after he tried to eat it.

 

"While it's true President Biden partially ingested a striped dress sock earlier today, I want to assure everyone that this is a routine surgery, and the president is expected to be back home enjoying his favorite treats in just a few hours," said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who confirmed the commander-in-chief had stolen the sock from a partially open drawer in the Executive Residence while Secret Service agents weren't looking and had [...]

 

https://theonion.com/biden-rushed-into-surgery-after-eating-sock/

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I expected a boring article but was mistaken.  Please read and comment.

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The ILA's Expected Port Strike:  One Union Against All Others

Even before the expected longshoremen's strike begins, we have learned a great deal about the shortsightedness and incompetence of the modern Democrat party.  [...]

 

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/09/the_ila_s_expected_port_strike_one_union_against_all_others.html

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Acting U.S. President Stops By White House To Pick Up Paycheck

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite fighting an ongoing war with Russia, acting U.S. President Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy appeared to be in high spirits as he dropped by the White House to pick up his most recent paycheck.

Though it required him to take valuable time away from campaigning on behalf of U.S. politicians, Zelenskyy was eager to stop by the Oval Office to personally receive his paycheck from his underling, Joe Biden.

"I love money," Zelenskyy told members of the White House Press Corpse as he picked up his check with a sly wink.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/acting-us-president-stops-by-whitehouse-to-pick-up-paycheck

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At a significant upcharge?

 

 

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IRS Welcomes Home Hostages Held in Russia with the Gift of an Overdue Tax Bill

 

In case you didn't hate the IRS already, they have provided Americans with all new reasons.  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/09/30/russian-hostages-big-tax-bills-n2401625

Edited October 1 by TBoneTX

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'Oops, We Meant To Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months Of Saying Crime Is Down

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director Christopher Wray testified before Congress Wednesday, confirming what many have known for months: the crime rate is not down, it's up.

In his opening remarks, Director Wray said, "Oops, we meant to say up.  Crime is up.  It is not, as previously stated, down.  It's possible we have been holding the chart upside down for the past several months.  Our bad."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-we-meant-to-say-up-explains-fbi-after-months-of-saying-crime-is-down

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4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

'Oops, We Meant To Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months Of Saying Crime Is Down

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director Christopher Wray testified before Congress Wednesday, confirming what many have known for months: the crime rate is not down, it's up.

In his opening remarks, Director Wray said, "Oops, we meant to say up.  Crime is up.  It is not, as previously stated, down.  It's possible we have been holding the chart upside down for the past several months.  Our bad."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-we-meant-to-say-up-explains-fbi-after-months-of-saying-crime-is-down

and if anyone is wonder....this is the story

 

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