Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)

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Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching display today, President Biden awarded Vice President Kamala Harris the Presidential Medal of Participation.

Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area.

"Even though she was on the losing team, the team that got curb-stomped by Donald Trump, Vice President Harris did participate, and [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation

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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Official White House Schedule For The Final Two Weeks Of Biden's Presidency

 

The day is fast approaching when Joe Biden will depart from the White House.  With only two short weeks remaining in his presidency, people may be wondering what he'll do with the time he has left.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following official itinerary to show just what Joe will be up to in his final days as president:  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-the-official-white-house-schedule-for-the-final-two-weeks-of-bidens-presidency

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Biden FDA Handing Cartels, Smugglers Huge New Year's Gift by Banning Cigarettes

 

[...] the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), doesn't seem to understand.  On Tuesday, we learned that the FDA is moving ahead with a rule that will effectively ban every cigarette now on the market in the United States.  Yes, really.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/01/07/biden-fda-handing-cartels-smugglers-huge-new-years-gift-by-banning-cigarettes-n2184070

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Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare televised address from the Oval Office, President Biden warned the American public of an imminent terrorist threat as a result of his releasing eleven terrorists from prison.

"My fellow Americans, it is my duty to warn you of an imminent terrorist threat that may irreversibly alter the American way of life," Biden began.  "Today, I authorized the release of eleven terrorists from Guantanamo Bay, and now, believe it or not, they are threatening death to America.  No, I'm serious.  Not a joke."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-issues-imminent-terrorist-threat-warning-due-to-the-eleven-terrorists-he-just-released-from-prison

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Biden Continues to Act Like an Angry Child, Extends Protections for 800,000 Immigrants in Poke at Trump

 

The press for years tried to sell you on the narrative that Joe Biden is a decent, genial, value-driven guy, but so many of his actions have proven otherwise.  Since Donald Trump officially became the president-elect in November, the lame-duck commander-in-chief has been waxing poetic about a smooth transition, but almost every official act he takes is designed to kneecap Trump's stated agenda—you know, the one the American people overwhelming chose over the Biden-Harris failed vision.

 

His latest move:  extending temporary humanitarian protections for about 230,000 Salvadorans and 600,000 Venezuelans living in this country.  It's unclear how many of them are here illegally, but I don't think it's a stretch to say: a lot.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/01/10/biden-continues-to-act-like-an-angry-child-extends-protections-for-800000-immigrants-in-poke-at-trump-n2184213

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This raises the excellent and ominous question of whether a presidential pardon can be issued for -- and whether it would be valid for -- offenses against the United States for which no criminal charges have yet been filed.  Comments?

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Protection Racket:  Biden Says He'll Base His Last Pardons on Who Trump is Talking About

 

Outgoing President Joe Biden is saying he's basing his last possible pardons on who President-Elect Donald Trump is talking about.  So, these won't be pardons for people who have already been charged and convicted of actual crimes.  Instead, they'll be preemptive pardons to protect possibly guilty people from the consequences of their actions - so much for the Democrat mantra of 'No one is above the law!'

He mumbles it out here.  (WATCH)  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/01/11/biden-basing-his-pardons-on-who-he-thinks-trump-will-hold-responsible-n2406449

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The time between election and inauguration is simply TOO LONG.

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It's Baa-aack:  State Dept Resurrects Censorship Effort ... For Now

 

Remember the Global Engagement Center?  The State Department's censorship squad became a target after the release of the Twitter Files, which showed the GEC (among others) strong-arming social media platforms to remove or suppress postings and subscribers that dissented from the Biden administration's positions and policies, especially on COVID.  [...]

 

https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2025/01/11/its-baa-aack-state-dept-resurrects-censorship-effort-for-now-n3798700

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Where have they been for the last 4 years?

 

How Biden tarnished his own legacy

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7vd5n3el6no

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Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president.

After spending four years as the chief executive of the United States, Jill was reportedly winding down her daily itinerary and taking what sources described as a "bittersweet" inventory as she got ready to no longer be the person running the country.

"Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider.  "It's just what she's been used to for so long.  She's been [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-prepares-for-final-week-as-president

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Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden was reportedly up all night wracking his brain to figure out what else he can screw up before his term ends.

"Come on, man!  Think!" a furious Biden reportedly screamed during an emergency cabinet meeting.  "The fires in California are taking the wind out of my sails, Jack.  I've got to mess up something big."

To date, Joe Biden has [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-up-all-night-figuring-out-what-else-he-can-screw-up-in-the-next-6-days

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This horror show goes on and on...

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Biden's 'sneaky' and 'dirty' plot to slow down Trump on Day One... despite promising a 'smooth' transition

 

President Joe Biden enacted a series of roadblocks to slow down Donald Trump's agenda during the president-elect first days in the White House, despite his steadfast promises to cooperate with the incoming administration.

The moves include changing the order of succession in federal agencies so pro-Biden staffers will be in charge before Trump's nominees can be confirmed, and enacting federal rules that will take the new administration months to overturn.

The White House has also doled out billions in federal funds on clean energy initiatives and other Biden priorities.

'They're playing dirty during the transition period,' Ezra Cohen, a former Undersecretary of Defense for Trump and a current Hudson fellow, told DailyMail.com.

'When President Trump's going to be in office, dealing with actual, real problems … now he has to deal with stuff like this,' he added.  'It's just bad for America that they're doing this.'

Although Cohen conceded that none of it is 'insurmountable,' he emphasized that the moves were 'just about throwing sand in the gears to try to interfere with President Trump.'  [...]

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14279947/biden-trump-roadblocks-inauguration-agenda-plot-dirty.html

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And let's see which slimebuckets he'll pardon next.

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Self-deluded Biden is spending his last days as president showcasing all the same lies and cementing his tarnished 'legacy'

 

Joe Biden is leaving office the way he came in — under a cloud of self-delusion and amid a rancid stench of lies.

He promised to be a standard-bearer of decency, a respecter of norms and the rule of law.

He presented himself as a unifier who would help the country heal after the pandemic, a man of integrity and impeccable character, ­unlike his wretched predecessor.

Yet behind closed doors, in the devious recesses of his soul, Joe plotted and planned just two things: self-aggrandizement and vengeance.

Joe paid lip service to a grab bag of virtuous goals but, really, he was all about himself.  As he has been all his life.  [...]

 

https://nypost.com/2025/01/15/opinion/miranda-devine-self-deluded-biden-is-spending-his-last-days-as-president-showcasing-all-the-same-lies-and-cementing-his-tarnished-legacy/

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A former leftist tells it like it is.  Worth reading.

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A Farewell Address to a Woketopia Gone Wrong

 

Joe Biden said goodbye.  He wanted to mirror Eisenhower, who once warned of the Military Industrial Complex, but Biden saw something equally alarming—the Big Tech oligarchy.  He sees Zuckerberg and Bezos attending Trump's inaugural.  He greatly fears the power of Elon Musk.  He realizes that his side lost control of it and now, he wants all of us to be afraid.

Well, I'm sorry, Joe.  I can't play that game anymore.  It's time to say goodbye.

 

Farewell, Joe Biden, farewell, Democrats.  Farewell, hysteria.  Farewell to mandated preferred pronouns in everyone's bio.  Farewell to being forced to lie about whether or not masks work.  Farewell to not being allowed to give people the benefit of the doubt.  Farewell to being too afraid to ask questions about an experimental vaccine.  Farewell to Critical Race and gender theory in elementary schools.

Farewell to the ruling oligarchy — yes, Joe.  You were the frontman for it.  You can't fool me.  I was part of it, too.  [...]

 

https://sashastone.substack.com/p/a-farewell-address-to-a-woketopia

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Oh brotherrrrrrr --

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Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for developing dementia so Kamala Harris would take his place on the ticket and lose in a landslide to Trump so Hamas would release its hostages.

Hamas agreed to begin releasing hostages over the coming weeks, an achievement Biden said would never have been possible if he hadn't lost all cognitive function and been forced out of the race to make room for Harris, who was soundly defeated by Trump, who actually brought the peace deal to fruition.

"Listen, folks, I was the one who got this deal started," Biden told reporters.  "If I hadn't… if I… if I never… with the… I got the dementia.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-credit-for-developing-dementia-so-kamala-would-take-his-place-and-lose-to-trump-so-hamas-would-release-hostages