Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)

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[TBoneTX 45,251]

This is an incredibly well-reasoned piece, and a further rationale on how Bidementia has tanked everything.

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Democrat Media Aren't Upset Biden Is Senile, They're Mad They Can't Hide It Anymore

 

Had Democrats and the media been honest about how obvious Biden's condition was a year ago, they might have a winning candidate now.  [...]

https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/01/democrat-media-arent-upset-biden-is-senile-theyre-mad-they-cant-hide-it-anymore/

[TBoneTX 45,251]

State Department Reaches Out To Enemy Nations Requesting They Only Attack Between 10:00 AM And 4:00 PM EST

 

[...] "Dear Enemies of the USA," reads the memo in part.  "On behalf of President Biden, we kindly ask that — in the event that you feel like you really just have to attack the USA — you would be considerate and only do so during President Biden's active hours of 10:00 am to 4:00 pm EST.  After those hours, Biden will [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-state-department-reaches-out-to-enemy-nations-requesting-they-only-attack-between-1000am-and-400pm-est

[TBoneTX 45,251]

EXCLUSIVE:  The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule

According to reliable media sources, Biden is "dependably engaged" between the hours of 10 AM and 4 PM and performs most of his work during that period.  But that's only six hours — how can he possibly run the country in such a short period?  To find out, we obtained an exclusive copy of the daily work schedule White House aides use to keep Biden on task.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-bidens-official-10am-to-4pm-daily-work-schedule

[TBoneTX 45,251]

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a "Touch-And-Learn" activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country.

"He just loves feeling like he's still a part of things," said Chief of Staff Ron Klain, watching the President spin a wheel.  "Ope!  Ring-ring, Mr. President!  I think someone's calling on your little yellow phone!"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-touch-and-learn-activity-desk-in-oval-office-so-biden-can-feel-like-hes-working-while-jill-is-running-the-country

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'We Can't Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,' Biden Tells Hunter

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the race for the presidency intensified, an administration insider disclosed that President Biden warned his son, Hunter, that allowing a convicted felon to be in the White House would be a disgrace and disastrous for the country.

The president's son, currently awaiting sentencing for a felony conviction, reportedly vowed to help his father in whatever way he could to prevent a convicted felon from entering through the doors of the executive mansion.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cant-let-a-convicted-felon-in-the-white-house-biden-tells-hunter

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[TBoneTX 45,251]

Watch Stephie softball Bidementia to save him in this edited interview.

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About the Stephanopoulos Interview with Biden...Changes Have Been Made

 

[...] Now the whole interview will air in an ABC primetime special on Friday.  The situation is so serious around Biden and whether or not he should remain in the race that the original plan to release the interview in dribs and drabs through the week and weekend to lead up to the Sunday show is no longer the plan.  [...]

 

https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/07/04/about-the-stephanopoulos-interview-with-bidenchanges-have-been-made-n3791371

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Another Biden Interview Fumble:  He's Proud to Be 'The First Black Woman to Serve With a Black President'

 

[...] Joe needs to just stop talking.  He should really take a play out of his boom from 2020 and hide in his basement.  Do not be surprised if a new pandemic is being doctored up to make that happen.  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/artistangie/2024/07/04/biden-radio-interview-first-black-president-flub-n2398001

[Crazy Cat 41,810]

It isn't getting any better:  July 4th, 2024

Ho Ho Ho  Happy Independence Day

 

 

Edited July 5 by Crazy Cat

[TBoneTX 45,251]

This is a really interesting article, with good reasoning.

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta:  It's time for President Biden to undergo detailed cognitive and neurological testing and share his results

 

When the 46th President of the United States took the debate stage a week ago, it became apparent, even from his first answer, that this would not be the performance he hoped for.

For me as a brain specialist, it was concerning to watch President Joe Biden, and it quickly became clear that I was not alone in my reaction.  Over the past week, I received more than a dozen calls, texts and emails from medical colleagues who, like me, specialize in the brain.  It wasn't that what we noticed was necessarily new but that it was particularly pronounced, and right from the start of the debate.

 

From a neurological standpoint, we were concerned with his confused rambling; sudden loss of concentration in the middle of a sentence; halting speech and absence of facial animation, resulting at times in a flat, open-mouthed expression.  To be clear, these are only observations, not in any way diagnostic of something deeper, and none of these doctors wished to suggest that was the case.

The consensus from the doctors reaching out to me, however, was that the president should be encouraged to undergo detailed cognitive and movement disorder testing, and those results should be made available to the public.  [...]

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/05/health/gupta-biden-cognitive-testing-analysis/index.html

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Biden To Extend His Sleep Schedule To 24 Hours Per Day

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Official sources from within the White House claim that President Biden has just decided to extend his sleep schedule from a mere eighteen hours to twenty-four hours a day in a measure intended to help him stay sharp and coherent as the leader of the free world.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-extend-his-sleep-schedule-to-24-hours-per-day

[Crazy Cat 41,810]

At my Neighborhood Walmart (that's a little Walmart), eggs have risen back up to $3.96 for an 18 count carton.  Unbelievable. 

[Ban Hammer 13,327]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This is a really interesting article, with good reasoning.

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Dr. Sanjay Gupta:  It's time for President Biden to undergo detailed cognitive and neurological testing and share his results

 

When the 46th President of the United States took the debate stage a week ago, it became apparent, even from his first answer, that this would not be the performance he hoped for.

For me as a brain specialist, it was concerning to watch President Joe Biden, and it quickly became clear that I was not alone in my reaction.  Over the past week, I received more than a dozen calls, texts and emails from medical colleagues who, like me, specialize in the brain.  It wasn't that what we noticed was necessarily new but that it was particularly pronounced, and right from the start of the debate.

 

From a neurological standpoint, we were concerned with his confused rambling; sudden loss of concentration in the middle of a sentence; halting speech and absence of facial animation, resulting at times in a flat, open-mouthed expression.  To be clear, these are only observations, not in any way diagnostic of something deeper, and none of these doctors wished to suggest that was the case.

The consensus from the doctors reaching out to me, however, was that the president should be encouraged to undergo detailed cognitive and movement disorder testing, and those results should be made available to the public.  [...]

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/05/health/gupta-biden-cognitive-testing-analysis/index.html

which begs the question - where are all of the armchair psychologists who were invested in trump's mental health?

[Dashinka 24,479]

What did he say?