VAWA, Part 27

[Demise 1,283]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It's still Wednesday in parts of the U.S., so here in greatest haste is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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IS HYDRATION IMPORTANT?

 

Two cannibals met in a mental institution.  One was tearing out magazine pictures of men, women, and children, stuffing them into his mouth, and eating them.

 

"Tell me," asked the other.  Is that dehydrated stuff really that good?"

 

 

Here's one from me:

Setting: Berlin, 1970s

A West Berlin man would ride his bicycle every afternoon into East Berlin. Every time he had a sack filled with sand sitting on the back of the bicycle.

When presenting himself for inspection at the border crossing the man would say that he's visiting his mother who lives in East Berlin, the guards suspecting the man of being a smuggler would pat him down, search his pockets, and empty the sack of sand and search its contents, but they couldn't find anything so they would admit him.

This process repeated every single day for years, each day the man and his belongings were searched but the guards couldn't find anything.

Many years later after the fall of the Berlin wall the man is sitting at a bar and drinking a beer. A former border guard saw him and approached him to ask

Guard: "Listen, the wall is gone, Germany is reunited, we all knew you were smuggling but we could never figure out what you were smuggling exactly, so please, tell me."

Man: "Bicycles"

[Sandra G. 5,047]

18 hours ago, Dreamer7 said:

Send what tho?

Sorry my message was to Fmoyatty.

[Poupis 52]

Hi

Anyone recently renewed I-131? How long it's taking to process the renewal?  THANKS!

[Justwaiting516 0]

Is the Vermont uscis address to send I131 renewal for Fedex/courier deliveries?

 

USCIS Vermont Service Center
30 River Road
Essex Junction, VT 05452-3808

 

I don't know if they had changed the address for AP renewals after the HART center was created.  Thank you everyone!

5 hours ago, Poupis said:

Hi

Anyone recently renewed I-131? How long it's taking to process the renewal?  THANKS!

On the case processing website it says 9 months

Edited April 26 by Justwaiting516

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, Demise said:

Here's one from me:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Way I heard it was a man pushing wheelbarrows off a construction site.   

==> Everyone is reminded that upvotes/laughs can be applied to Official VAWA-Thread Jokes, too.   

[balo101 669]

12 hours ago, Poupis said:

Hi

Anyone recently renewed I-131? How long it's taking to process the renewal?  THANKS!

It is taking 9 months per uscis website. I have seen people got approved in 5 to 6 months.

[Poupis 52]

7 hours ago, Justwaiting516 said:

Is the Vermont uscis address to send I131 renewal for Fedex/courier deliveries?

 

USCIS Vermont Service Center
30 River Road
Essex Junction, VT 05452-3808

 

I don't know if they had changed the address for AP renewals after the HART center was created.  Thank you everyone!

On the case processing website it says 9 months

 

2 minutes ago, balo101 said:

It is taking 9 months per uscis website. I have seen people got approved in 5 to 6 months.

Thanks!

My renewal was sent to Vermont but they forwarded to Texas and I have no idea why. Processing time in Texas is even longer ☹️

[Poupis 52]

After vawa approval, does Vermont ALWAYS forward the case to another office or sometimes they can review it by themselves? Because that is what an USCIS officer told me and also someone else, that who will process my I485 is Vermont and not NBC or my local office

[balo101 669]

12 minutes ago, Poupis said:

After vawa approval, does Vermont ALWAYS forward the case to another office or sometimes they can review it by themselves? Because that is what an USCIS officer told me and also someone else, that who will process my I485 is Vermont and not NBC or my local office

vermont will send it back to NBC. NBC from there review your file. They either ask you for the medical or if they think they need to interview you then they will send your file to local field office. 

[Poupis 52]

27 minutes ago, balo101 said:

vermont will send it back to NBC. NBC from there review your file. They either ask you for the medical or if they think they need to interview you then they will send your file to local field office. 

Vermont still have my file after 6 months of my vawa approval 

[balo101 669]

13 minutes ago, Poupis said:

Vermont still have my file after 6 months of my vawa approval 

How do you know they have your file?

[Poupis 52]

25 minutes ago, balo101 said:

How do you know they have your file?

Info pass to my local office and they told me the file is in Vermont going through the "checks" 

[Demise 1,283]

11 hours ago, Justwaiting516 said:

Is the Vermont uscis address to send I131 renewal for Fedex/courier deliveries?

 

USCIS Vermont Service Center
30 River Road
Essex Junction, VT 05452-3808

 

I don't know if they had changed the address for AP renewals after the HART center was created.  Thank you everyone!

On the case processing website it says 9 months

 

I-765 and I-131 based upon pending VAWA I-485 both go to Vermont:

USCIS - Vermont Service Center
38 River Rd.
Essex Junction, VT 05479-0001

 

 

 

[Dreamer7 19]

@Sandra G. hi guys!!!! After 4 years there is an update for my i485, my lawyer went interview alone and asked them to hold it 2020 and 2 months ago my i360 was approved. Since yesterday when I was looking i485 it was saying “ interview scheduled for Oct 10 2020” and today it says request for initial evidence!! What it could be thank you!!!!

[balo101 669]

17 hours ago, Dreamer7 said:

@Sandra G. hi guys!!!! After 4 years there is an update for my i485, my lawyer went interview alone and asked them to hold it 2020 and 2 months ago my i360 was approved. Since yesterday when I was looking i485 it was saying “ interview scheduled for Oct 10 2020” and today it says request for initial evidence!! What it could be thank you!!!!

It could be anything, however since your VAWA is approved i am thinking it could be about your medical.