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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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Wednesday means that it's time for our highly effective, approval-evoking* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

     *that is, if correlation = causation

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GARDEN OF EDEN

 

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, said, "God, I have a problem.  This garden is beautiful, but I'm lonely and sick of eating apples."

 

"OK," God said.  "I'll create a man for you."

 

"What's a man?" asked Eve.

 

'He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego.  He doesn't listen and gets lost a lot, but he's big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals, and occasionally he's fun."

 

"Sounds great!" said Eve.

 

"There's one more thing," said God.  "He's going to want to believe that I made him first."

:P 

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Posted
2 minutes ago, God is a good God said:

Hello all, I wrote an expedite request to Vermont for my EAD and I485 (with 290B pending ). Do they really respond and expedite?

this morning I went the congressman office and did another expedite request with them. My employer already told me to stop work next month when my current EAD expires 

Good thing you reached out to your congress person. To make your case stronger get a letter from your employer. This will help you get the expedite faster. 

Posted
34 minutes ago, balo101 said:

Good thing you reached out to your congress person. To make your case stronger get a letter from your employer. This will help you get the expedite faster. 

Yes I sent the letter of my employer in the expedite request I sent to USCIS. do you mean I should submit the letter of my employer to the congressman too? I just signed the consent form and put receipt numbers of my i485 and i765

Filed: Country: Jamaica
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Posted
39 minutes ago, God is a good God said:

Hello all, I wrote an expedite request to Vermont for my EAD and I485 (with 290B pending ). Do they really respond and expedite?

this morning I went the congressman office and did another expedite request with them. My employer already told me to stop work next month when my current EAD expires 

Congressman cannot request an expedite. 
 

get proof of what employer stated and have it ready to fax it in. 
 

you can do an expedite request for EAD online. 

Phase I - IV - Completed the Immigration Journey 

 

 

Posted
43 minutes ago, Pinkrlion said:

Congressman cannot request an expedite. 
 

get proof of what employer stated and have it ready to fax it in. 
 

you can do an expedite request for EAD online. 

Can you post the link of online expedite? I cannot find it so far. I called uscis, they told me to mail vermont (humanitarian division). Do you have the fax number?

Posted
1 hour ago, God is a good God said:

Yes I sent the letter of my employer in the expedite request I sent to USCIS. do you mean I should submit the letter of my employer to the congressman too? I just signed the consent form and put receipt numbers of my i485 and i765

Yes give your employer letter to your congress person. They will let USCIS know. I have done that in the past and i was able to get my EAD quickly. 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
Posted
1 hour ago, Amilcar77 said:

Approved yesterday

Yee-HAAAAA!  :dance: 

[Note to T-B.'s self:  Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... :P ]

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Other Country: Brazil
Timeline
Posted
21 hours ago, God is a good God said:

Hello all, I wrote an expedite request to Vermont for my EAD and I485 (with 290B pending ). Do they really respond and expedite?

this morning I went the congressman office and did another expedite request with them. My employer already told me to stop work next month when my current EAD expires 

If they decide not to expedite, they won't inform you about it.

 
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