(Master Thread) U.S. Southern Border, Illegals, et al. (Merged)

[Boiler 45,761]

I know people who live there.

[Pooky 3,822]

22 hours ago, Boiler said:

Kam said this has not happened?

Were her lips moving?

 

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Didn't even the mayor of Aurora say that it wasn't happening?

Were his lips moving? 
 

🤔

[TBoneTX 45,661]

Is anyone sympathetic?

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Hospitals Reveal That Border Wall Trauma Falls Have Increased

 

Severe injuries caused by falls from the U.S.-Mexico border wall are up 58 percent compared to 2023, according to a report from The San Diego Union-Tribune.

 

Reportedly, the numbers from Scripps Mercy Hospital and UC San Diego Medical Center will go up in the next two months.  Both hospitals provide services for a 30-mile stretch of the international border.

This year, border falls, specifically, have "spiked tremendously," the outlet noted (via the Tribune):  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/10/21/hospitals-reveal-that-border-wall-trauma-falls-have-increased-n2646490

[TBoneTX 45,661]

Mauritanians?!  Good grief.

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Another Ohio Town Is Being Invaded By Illegal Aliens

 

[...] A small village near Cincinnati, Ohio, is being invaded by Mauritanian illegal immigrants, resulting in a 2,800 percent increase over 2022 when just 543 of them arrived in the town.  Lockland Village Administrator Doug Wehmeyer said the illegal aliens have plagued the streets with fentanyl and crime.  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/10/19/another-ohio-town-is-being-invaded-by-illegal-aliens-n2646463

[Pooky 3,822]

On 10/21/2024 at 11:11 PM, TBoneTX said:

Mauritanians?!  Good grief.

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Another Ohio Town Is Being Invaded By Illegal Aliens

 

[...] A small village near Cincinnati, Ohio, is being invaded by Mauritanian illegal immigrants, resulting in a 2,800 percent increase over 2022 when just 543 of them arrived in the town.  Lockland Village Administrator Doug Wehmeyer said the illegal aliens have plagued the streets with fentanyl and crime.  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/10/19/another-ohio-town-is-being-invaded-by-illegal-aliens-n2646463

For a moment I thought that read Martians 👽 and that maybe someone had taken Paul Krugman seriously after all. 🤣

 

https://theweek.com/articles/482454/could-alien-invasion-really-save-economy

 

 

[Ban Hammer 13,445]

1 hour ago, Pooky said:

For a moment I thought that read Martians 👽 and that maybe someone had taken Paul Krugman seriously after all. 🤣

 

https://theweek.com/articles/482454/could-alien-invasion-really-save-economy

 

 

the bad news is our government would give them a free phone, housing, money, and everything else but a job............

[TBoneTX 45,661]

6 hours ago, Pooky said:

For a moment I thought that read Martians

Given all that our current skoolchildren probably know about Mauritania, it might as well be Martians.

[TBoneTX 45,661]

 

Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible, President-Elect Donald Trump was reportedly finalizing plans to set up taco traps around the D.C. area.

As part of his hardline stance against illegal immigration, Trump commissioned an expert team of engineers to devise state-of-the-art migrant traps consisting of [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-round-up-illegals-with-taco-trap

 

[TBoneTX 45,661]

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach

 

ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was found guilty of murdering an American citizen, Democrats sentenced him to only being allowed to fly coach from now on.

The punishment was said to have come as a painful blow to the illegal alien, who had reportedly grown accustomed to flying first class and living a comfortable lifestyle at the expense of American taxpayers.

"He can still stay here and get free stuff, but no more first class," Democratic Party spokesperson Shanae Bradford said in [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-illegal-immigrant-found-guilty-of-murder-dems-sentence-him-to-flying-coach

[TBoneTX 45,661]

   

 

Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process

 

EL PASO, TX — Americans were assured that the solution to the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border was close at hand, as soon-to-be Border Czar Tom Homan revealed plans to introduce a family-size trebuchet to speed up the deportation process.

With the plan calling to use the new device to replace the existing single-person trebuchet, Homan said the family-size trebuchet will allow government officials to fling a significantly greater number of human beings back across the border at a time.

"When we talk about throwing them out, we mean throwing them out," Homan told reporters at a press conference announcing the plan.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-homan-introduces-family-size-immigrant-trebuchet-to-speed-up-deportation-process

[TBoneTX 45,661]

NYC migrant allegedly throws pal's beloved pit bull off 14th-floor balcony -- and walks free:  'Murdered my dog for no reason'

 

A Brooklyn migrant was busted -- and released -- for allegedly throwing a 2-year-old pooch to its death from a 14th-floor balcony earlier this month, leaving the dog's owner traumatized over the ruthless murder.  [...]

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/nyc-migrant-allegedly-throws-pal-s-beloved-pit-bull-off-14th-floor-balcony-and-walks-free-murdered-my-dog-for-no-reason/ar-AA1ux2tt?ocid=BingNewsSerp

[TBoneTX 45,661]

 

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

 

NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa's workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages due to an influx of undocumented elves flooding the North Pole.

Several longtime members of Santa's toy assembly staff logged a formal complaint with the shop's elven resources department after yet another busload of undocumented elves from the south arrived.

"Someone has to put a stop to this," Lead Elf Reggie Smallbottom told reporters.  "We just got back online after Covid pretty much wiped out our earnings and then — BAMMO — here come all these elves flooding in from [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/santas-elves-complain-of-declining-wages-as-undocumented-elves-flood-north-pole

[Dashinka 24,653]

So Democrats support child trafficking apparently.

 

2-year-old migrant girl picked up at the border tells cops she’s come to US alone to find her parents

 

The child from El Salvador, clad in a bright pink jacket, was among a group of more than 200 illegal migrants — including 60 unaccompanied minors — detained after crossing the border into Maverick County, Texas, authorities said.

 

Footage of the little girl outraged pols in sanctuary city New York and beyond who ripped President Biden and “border czar” Vice President Kamala Harris over the nation’s immigration debacle.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/2-year-old-migrant-girl-tells-cops-she-s-come-to-us-alone-to-find-her-parents/ar-AA1uIFqO?ocid=BingNewsSerp

[Boiler 45,761]

Probably celebrating the joy?

[TBoneTX 45,661]

16 hours ago, Dashinka said:

2-year-old migrant girl picked up at the border tells cops she’s come to US alone to find her parents

Heartbreaking and enraging, simultaneously.