(Master Thread) U.S. Southern Border, Illegals, et al. (Merged)

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Heartwarming:  These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border

 

Every news outlet is filled with horrifying accounts of the crisis at the southern border, but no one talks enough about the truly inspiring stories.  With so much bad news being reported, it can be helpful to hear the positive side to get some perspective.

The Babylon Bee spoke with a group of immigrants crossing the border from Mexico and had them share their uplifting stories about why they wanted to come to the United States.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/heartwarming-these-9-immigrants-tell-us-why-they-came-over-the-border

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Poll:  Strong Majority Opposes Biden's Secret Migrant Flights

 

Earlier this month, we learned that the Biden administration had flown hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants into the country, discharging them at 43 different airports around the nation, the names of which they refuse to disclose.  The White House has been frantically trying to explain this away as something perfectly "normal" ever since, going so far as to claim that they somehow vetted that many people remotely, but voters are rightly skeptical of such a claim.  People have been understandably outraged, given all of the problems and literal dangers posed by many of these migrants.  Now, new polling from Rasmussen shows that well over half of all voters oppose these secretive flights, while only a small fraction approve of the scheme.  [...]

https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/03/16/poll-strong-majority-opposes-bidens-secret-migrant-flights-n3784809

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Let’s Go Brandon!

 

Laken Riley's father says suspect 'might not have been here' if border was secure

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/laken-rileys-father-says-suspect-might-not-have-been-here-if-border-was-secure/ar-BB1k6rQU

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On 5/11/2023 at 1:37 AM, TBoneTX said:

Hank Johnson reminds us that without illegal immigrants, there'd be no one to feed us or clean stuff

 

[...] just listen to how he speaks about illegal immigrants here:

 

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2023/05/10/hank-johnson-reminds-us-that-without-illegal-immigrants-thered-be-no-one-to-feed-us-or-clean-stuff/

The Mr. Guam might tip over idiot from GA

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Absolutely unbelievable, and unconscionable.

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TikToker Tells Illegal Immigrants How They Can 'Invade' Vacant Homes and Take Them Over

There was a disturbing story Tuesday about a woman who had changed the locks to kick squatters out of a home that she'd inherited.  The disturbing story isn't that squatters took over her house … the disturbing part is that she was arrested for unlawful eviction of a tenant by changing the locks.  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/03/20/tiktoker-tells-illegal-immigrants-how-they-can-invade-vacant-homes-and-take-them-over-n2394194

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NYC Homeowner Arrested For Not Providing Squatters With WiFi Password

 

NEW YORK, NY — Local authorities sprang into action to hold a miscreant accountable today as an NYC homeowner was arrested for not providing squatters with her WiFi password.

The homeowner stubbornly refused to grant internet access to the group of people who had been living in her home illegally while she was on a business trip, prompting a swift reaction from law enforcement to bring her to justice.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-homeowner-arrested-for-not-providing-squatters-with-wifi-password

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Mexico Begins Constructing Wall To Keep Illegal Immigrants From Coming Back

 

PIEDRAS NEGRAS — As the debate in the United States continued to rage over the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border, Mexico announced plans to begin construction on a wall to keep illegal immigrants from coming back.

 

The idea to build a wall along its northern border, which Mexican leaders said they came up with all by themselves, will prevent unvetted and unidentified migrants from entering the country, thereby making Mexico a safer, more secure nation.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/mexico-begins-constructing-wall-to-keep-illegal-immigrants-from-coming-back

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Seems about right.

 

If An Illegal Alien Shoots a Trans Illegal Sexworker, Is It a Crime? Liberals Say No

 

In a cruel irony, the Chicago Sun-Times took umbrage at the facts that the Marshal's service used politically incorrect language and that "right-wing" news outlets reported what the Marshal's service said: “an illegal migrant from Venezuela and an alleged cartel member.” 
 

Those are bad words, you know. It's much worse than shooting a person in the groin and legs, putting them in critical condition. 

 

You can't make this ####### up. The reporters actually went out of their way to criticize conservatives about their reporting on this case, which, for them, is somehow worse than a repeat felon shooting up Chicago without punishment. 

 

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/03/19/if-an-illegal-alien-shoots-a-trans-illegal-sexworker-is-it-a-crime-liberals-say-no-n3784964

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13 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Seems about right.

Some criminals are more equal than others.

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El Paso:  Immigrants Push Past Guards and Rush the Border Fence

Reporters for the NY Post were at the border in El Paso today when a group of between 100 and 300 people came across the border from Mexico and tore down some fencing before pushing past members of the Texas National Guard and rushing the border wall.  [...]

https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/03/21/el-paso-immigrants-push-past-guards-and-rush-the-border-fence-n3785182

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Unfiled Paperwork to Blame for Over 200,000 Deportation Cases Tossed

 

An academic group, Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse (TRAC), obtained some alarming data.  In over 200,000 cases, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) failed to file the proper paperwork with immigration courts in Houston, Texas and Miami, Florida.

 

The illegal aliens were issued a Notice to Appear (NTA) at the border, which creates a court date.  However, DHS never filed the paperwork with the court.  The asylum process can't move forward without filing the proper paperwork with the court.  The court date rolls around and the asylum-seeker shows up.  The judge doesn't have the paperwork so the case is dismissed.

It is hard to believe but more than half of the deportation cases in Houston and Miami - both considered illegal immigration hotbeds - have been dismissed since fiscal year 2021.  [...]

https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/03/21/unfiled-paperwork-to-blame-for-over-200000-deportation-cases-tossed-n3785113

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23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

TikToker Tells Illegal Immigrants How They Can 'Invade' Vacant Homes and Take Them Over

Checkmate:  Trump Sneaks Back Into White House, Invokes Squatter's Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump successfully had President Biden evicted from the White House Thursday after successfully sneaking back into the White House and invoking Squatters Rights.

"Surprise!" Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-trump-sneaks-back-into-white-house-invokes-squatters-rights

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2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

El Paso:  Immigrants Push Past Guards and Rush the Border Fence

Read the final paragraph!    

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Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country

U.S. — After shocking footage emerged from the border showing waves of migrants mounting an attack on National Guard soldiers to break through the border, media outlets were quick to remind viewers that this was not in any way an invasion.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-wishing-there-were-some-sort-of-word-to-describe-military-aged-males-from-other-countries-mounting-an-assault-on-our-military-in-order-to-occupy-our-country