(Master Thread) U.S. Southern Border, Illegals, et al. (Merged)

[Dashinka 24,792]

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

US Border Patrol and Mexican cartel members trade gunfire at southern border: report

 

US Border Patrol agents and suspected Mexican drug cartel members traded gunfire near the southern border Monday as a group of migrants tried to enter the US illegally, according to a report.

The shooting took place around 1:30 p.m. near Fronton, Texas, but no injuries were reported, Customs and Border Protection said in a statement without revealing more details.

A group of migrants were trying to cross the Rio Grande when shots first rang out, according to Fox News.
Border Patrol agents returned fire at suspected cartel members, Fox News reporter Bill Melugin tweeted earlier Monday, citing law enforcement sources.

more  at https://nypost.com/2025/01/28/us-news/us-border-patrol-and-mexican-cartel-members-trade-gunfire-at-southern-border-report/



 

Understandable as the cartels may have an income stream restricted.  Maybe limited incursions by the US military could do some good.

Edited Tuesday at 04:04 PM by Dashinka

[TBoneTX 46,119]

7 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

US Border Patrol and Mexican cartel members trade gunfire at southern border

Keep in mind that some/many/all cartels will soon be or have been designated as terrorist organizations.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,382]

On 12/25/2024 at 1:05 AM, TBoneTX said:

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Hilaria Baldwin Deported

 

NEW YORK—In a stunning end to the 40-year-old media personality's rise to fame, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Monday that Hilaria Baldwin had been deported to Spain.

Baldwin, who is set to star in a new reality series about her family's home life, was reportedly handcuffed [...]

 

https://theonion.com/hilaria-baldwin-deported/

 

Never heard of her

[TBoneTX 46,119]

Wow!

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Trump's Massive Week One Illegal Immigration Crackdown: The Numbers Are In

 

In just his first week back in office, President Trump's Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) isn't wasting any time getting to work, and ICE is crazy transparent about its success.

Since Trump’s third day in office, ICE and the Department of Homeland Security have been posting daily updates on immigration enforcement, like these:  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/01/28/trumps-massive-week-one-illegal-immigration-crackdown-the-numbers-are-in-n4936443

[TBoneTX 46,119]

Watch Tom Homan SCHOOL Reporter Who Complained Deportees Aren't Getting Water on Flights

You'd think after Tom Homan humiliated an NBC reporter over deportations in churches and schools they'd stop asking him stupid 'gotcha' questions.

But media aren't smart, and the narrative is more important than their dignity, apparently.

Which is why Homan SHUT DOWN a reporter trying the bleeding heart sob story line of questioning again:  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/01/28/tom-homan-puts-reporter-in-her-place-when-she-says-deportees-arent-getting-enough-water-n2407476

[TBoneTX 46,119]

Truly amazing, but not to be unexpected.

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Bill Melugin Reports There's Something Happening at the Southern Border He's Never Seen Before

Bill Melugin of Fox News is reporting border crossing numbers are plummeting like he's never seen before.  It's a pretty safe bet President Donald Trump's immigration law enforcement is making would-be illegal aliens have second thoughts.

Melugin goes into detail here. (READ)  [...]

https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/01/28/bill-melugin-low-border-crossing-numbers-n2407429

[TBoneTX 46,119]

Sad:  With Border Closed, This Murderer Now Forced To Do All His Murderin' In Mexico

PIEDRAS NEGRAS — Lost in the furor over the Trump administration's immediate implementation of plans to round up and deport illegal aliens throughout the United States and close the border was the plight of a murderer who said he was now forced to do all his murderin' in Mexico.

Oscar Gonzalez, a career criminal, has set his sights on entering the United States in early 2025 in search of a brighter future of murdering Americans instead of Mexicans.  He was devastated, however, to discover that the election of Donald Trump all but shattered his dreams and left him with no choice but to stay in Mexico for his vicious streak of killings.

"No bueno," Gonzalez said when interviewed through the border fencing.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-border-closed-this-murderer-now-forced-to-do-all-his-murderin-in-mexico

[TBoneTX 46,119]

Phew:  Trump Announces Immigrants Working Taco Trucks Can Stay

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation breathed a sigh of collective relief today as Trump announced that any immigrant working a taco truck would be spared from deportation.

Regardless of immigration status, any migrant found to be actively engaged in cooking or serving tacos out of a truck will be allowed to stay in the United States, so long as they continue providing the world with tacos.

"They are fine, the taco truck people," said Trump.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/phew-trump-announces-immigrants-working-taco-trucks-can-stay

[TBoneTX 46,119]

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.

 

As wonderful as the "New Golden Age" has been the past week, it's now painfully evident that President Trump's immigration policies will quickly destroy life in America.  As the media will gladly tell you, deporting illegal aliens will spell certain doom for the U.S. Unfortunately, they're right.

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of guaranteed ways deporting illegal immigrants will devastate the country:  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-deporting-illegal-immigrants-will-devastate-the-us

[Ban Hammer 13,548]

 

[Dashinka 24,792]

19 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Never heard of her

She's not old enough to catch your eye!

[TBoneTX 46,119]

And Guantanamo is outside the jurisdiction of leftist Federal judges, right?

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This Is War, After All:  Trump Prepares to Send 30,000 Criminal Illegals to Gitmo

 

Barack Obama wanted to close down the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, and Old Joe Biden freed numerous jihad terrorists in an effort to empty it altogether, but now Donald Trump has found a new use for Gitmo:  He has directed that it be prepared to house criminal illegal migrants.  This is a superb idea for several reasons.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/01/29/this-is-war-after-all-trump-prepares-to-send-30000-criminal-illegals-to-gitmo-n4936493

[TBoneTX 46,119]

 

Single Men Begin Dressing As Illegal Immigrants Hoping Kristi Noem Will Detain Them

 

NEW YORK, NY — ICE operations to round up and deport undocumented immigrants hit an unexpected snag yesterday, as agents discovered that single men had begun dressing as illegal aliens in hopes that Kristi Noem would detain them.

Immigration agents confirmed that they had mistakenly apprehended multiple single American men who had cleverly disguised themselves as foreign nationals with the goal of having the new Secretary of Homeland Security take custody of them.

"Ay, mami!  Come arrest me!  I'm totally here illegally!" one man was heard shouting in the street where Noem was leading the raid.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/single-men-begin-dressing-as-illegal-aliens-hoping-kristi-noem-will-detain-them