(Master Thread) U.S. Southern Border, Illegals, et al. (Merged)

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Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback

 

PALM BEACH, FL — As the public awaited the changes that come along with the transition to a new presidential administration, President-elect Donald Trump announced a plan to deport 5,000 illegal immigrants in one pre-owned Honda Civic hatchback.

As part of his sweeping overhaul of the nation's immigration policies, Trump revealed that he would be sending many immigrants back the same way they came — crammed into every available nook and cranny of a used Honda.

"Spacious cars, those Honda Civics," Trump said in brief comments to reporters when questioned about his deportation plans.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-deport-5000-illegal-immigrants-in-one-pre-owned-honda-civic-hatchback

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Looks like everyone is going to be happy.

 

 

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To Address Surge In Sexual Assault, Denver Mayor Announces Mass Deportation Of Women Joggers

 

DENVER, CO — Denver Mayor Mike Johnston has just announced his plan to address the recent increase in sexual assaults across the city with by hunting down and deporting all of the female joggers.

According to the mayor, deporting all women joggers from the city should drastically decrease the number of rapes and assaults in the city committed by Venezuelan gang members and illegal immigrants.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-address-increase-in-sexual-assault-denver-mayor-announces-mass-deportation-of-women-joggers

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Ignore the hysteria:  Trump's deportations will be an outbreak of lawfulness

 

There is about to be an outbreak of lawfulness in the United States, and Democrats and the press can't handle it.

President-elect Donald Trump's talk of "mass deportation" is being treated as a clear and present danger to the American order that blue jurisdictions need to mobilize to stop.

Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois has vowed, "I am going to do everything that I can to protect our undocumented immigrants."  [...]

 

https://nypost.com/2024/11/26/opinion/ignore-the-hysteria-trumps-deportations-will-simply-enforce-the-law/

[Ban Hammer 13,442]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ignore the hysteria:  Trump's deportations will be an outbreak of lawfulness

 

There is about to be an outbreak of lawfulness in the United States, and Democrats and the press can't handle it.

President-elect Donald Trump's talk of "mass deportation" is being treated as a clear and present danger to the American order that blue jurisdictions need to mobilize to stop.

Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois has vowed, "I am going to do everything that I can to protect our undocumented immigrants."  [...]

 

https://nypost.com/2024/11/26/opinion/ignore-the-hysteria-trumps-deportations-will-simply-enforce-the-law/

makes one wonder who pritzker is representing as governor..........

[Dashinka 24,649]

1 minute ago, Ban Hammer said:

makes one wonder who pritzker is representing as governor..........

Easy, himself.  He sees himself as up and coming in the Democrat Party, so the people of Illinois are not his concern.  He needs to realize his body type is a huge liability.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

14 hours ago, Dashinka said:

his body type is a huge liability

As is his fat head.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Jonathan Turley clarifies what'll happen to these clowns.

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Sanctuary cities resist Trump's deportation plan. It could cost their residents.

 

Denver Mayor Mike Johnston recently became the latest Democratic leader to engage in a chest-pounding call to arms in resistance to the incoming Trump administration's plan to deport people who entered the United States unlawfully.

While a post-election poll by YouGov for CBS News shows that a massive 73% of adults want President-elect Donald Trump to prioritize the repatriation of illegal migrants, the mayor pledged to not only have Denver police "stationed at the county line to keep (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) out" but also that "you would have 50,000 Denverites there."

Johnston said it would be like a "Tiananmen Square moment" and answered yes when questioned whether he'd be ready to go to jail.

That moment soon passed, however, as lawyers apparently explained to the mayor that armed resistance to the federal government is often called – wait for it – insurrection.  [...]

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2024/12/06/trump-immigration-deportation-sanctuary-city-migrants/76764820007/

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Report:  Here's How Trump Might Deal With Countries That Refuse to Take Their Illegal Immigrants Back

 

According to a report, President-elect Donald Trump is considering a plan to handle countries that won't take their illegal immigrants back: he'll ship them somewhere else.  Some countries may be in for an unpleasant surprise:  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/12/07/report-heres-how-trump-might-deal-with-countries-that-refuse-to-take-their-illegal-immigrants-back-n2182940

[Ban Hammer 13,442]

57 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Report:  Here's How Trump Might Deal With Countries That Refuse to Take Their Illegal Immigrants Back

 

According to a report, President-elect Donald Trump is considering a plan to handle countries that won't take their illegal immigrants back: he'll ship them somewhere else.  Some countries may be in for an unpleasant surprise:  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/12/07/report-heres-how-trump-might-deal-with-countries-that-refuse-to-take-their-illegal-immigrants-back-n2182940

that has long been an issue, covered in the book:
"The Deporter: One Agent's Struggle Against the U.S. Government's Refusal to Expel Criminal Aliens" by Ames Holbrook
it's well woth the read, and amazing how the bureaucracy within the usa is often our own worst enemy when it comes to removing illegals.

 

those swept up give false names, false countries of citizenship, so it's a wild goose chase to figure out who they really are.
even if the illegal gives correct information, the country can deny accepting them back and we're stuck with them.  due to 

crowding and length of time the government can keep them, often these same illegals are released.  the book cited above deals

with new orleans - which is one reason new orleans has a crime problem.

my answer - pay a country in an economically depressed country that can use manual labor to build roads to accept them at a hard labor prison
until their country of origin takes them back.  and if their home country does not want them, then it's cheaper to house them in a prison there.
additionally, deny all visas from that country until said country cleans up their act and  cut foreign aid to zero to any country that will not take back their citizens.

 

Edited December 8 by Ban Hammer

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How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation 

 

President-elect Donald Trump pledged to fulfill his campaign promise of removing millions of undocumented immigrants in a "record-setting deportation operation."

 

Here is the incoming administration's plan for carrying out mass deportation.  [...]

 

https://theonion.com/how-the-trump-administration-will-carry-out-mass-deportation/

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I have read that a Missouri state legislator wants the state to pay $1000 to anyone reporting an illegal alien.  The pressure on those unlawfully present in the US  is mounting.

 

David Gregory introduces bill to offer $1K 'bounty' to turn in illegal migrants

Edited December 8 by Crazy Cat

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What do you see as the pros & cons?  Comment, please.

 

I like the first commenter:  "Let the Israelis do this... at cost plus 20%."

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'Hope Trump makes this hell less hot':  Trump's threats to take out Mexico's cartels has Mexicans cheering

Over the weekend, President-elect Trump stated that he intended to declare Mexico's drug cartels 'terrorist' organizations and come after them.

 

As Reuters reported:  [...]

 

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/12/hope_trump_makes_this_hell_less_hot_trump_s_threats_to_take_out_mexico_s_cartels_has_mexicans_cheering.html

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Hilaria Baldwin Deported

 

NEW YORK—In a stunning end to the 40-year-old media personality's rise to fame, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Monday that Hilaria Baldwin had been deported to Spain.

Baldwin, who is set to star in a new reality series about her family's home life, was reportedly handcuffed [...]

 

https://theonion.com/hilaria-baldwin-deported/