"90-Day Fiancé" [Part 2]

[Eric-Pris 1,606]

I used to watch all of these series, but lately I can't take it anymore.  Each year, they have to try to out-do the level of stupidity, desperation, and cluelessness.

 

I'm watching Before 90 days, and it has a 40 year old blonde going to Jordan to meet a guy half her age.  She has her own personal hair and make up stylists that she brings everywhere.  And she plans to marry the kid the day that she gets there.  She knows nothing about the culture, nothing about Islam religion, how those men act with their woman.  This one is in for a big surprise.  Entering into modern day slavery basically (compared to US standards).

 

Another 40 something women goes to Nigeria to meet a blind guy.  She is weird AF.  They go to the market to buy a chicken and this weirdo threw a fit about killing the chicken.  She calls it like family (apparently she has chickens at home).

 

Then the extremely effeminate guy named Loren (who says that he prefers transgenders).  He's completely lying to this trans woman that he's going to meet in the Philippines. She expects to be coming to the US, but he's dead broke and is planning on moving to there because it's cheap.  Not sure how he'll make money there.     

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I haven't really watched the latest series. I only know of certain couples as my fiancee watches the show more regularly than I do.

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My humble take so far: 

 

Before the 90 Days:

 

Loren and the gonorrhea  - 🤮.  I don't blame Faith for pumping the brakes HARD. 

 

Tigerlily and Adnan - like #######?!  She's had so much plastic surgery and he's half her age...no discussion about kids or anything and walking blindly into Muslim faith (any faith you're unfamiliar with, really) is ridiculous.  Her entourage is pretty ridiculous, too. 

 

Brian and Ingrid - he's a creepy 51yo with the maturity level of a 20yo trying to land the 32yo.  It's got nothing to do with his disability and everything to do with his personality!

 

Rayne and Chidi - she's a controlling freak and went in with this condescending attitude of her way or the highway.  She's so demanding and bossy.  I'm surprised she has 2 kids with 2 different baby daddies yet not...if her unhinged attitude was unchanged with them, I can fully understand why she's been left high and dry.  Poor kids, though.  

 

Sean and Joanne - not sure what they thought was going to happen after keeping their marriage a secret for 2 years.  I often say people are too worried about the wedding but forget about the marriage.  That's the hard part!

 

Niles and Matilda - jury's out.  She has a lot of expectations.  Still feels like a greencard scam to me.  Credit to him for setting some boundaries, even if it is difficult. 

 

Sunny and Veah - come ON...you bring your ex to South Africa?  He ain't over you and you ain't over him.  Sunny is right to feel scammed. 

 

Vanja and Bozo - not sure what to think of this one yet.  Gonna guess she's too fulfilled by life and he'll be to tied to mama.  

 

 

90 Day The Other Way:

 

Tatha is a spoiled brat and turns on the water works at every turn. Definitely has the youngest sibling complex.  

 

Sarper and Shekinah are just beyond cringy and she needs to stop with the plastic surgery.

 

Josh and Lily - he's so not trustworthy.  Lily's daughter has every right to be suspicious of him and any momma bear knows she's going to choose her kids over her some dude, especially when he says "I told you your daughter was going to try and break up our marriage!" Answer the questions on intent and there'd be no issues!

 

Statler and Dempsey - clearly Dempsey has never spent any time educating herself on neurodivergent people and how to manage alongside them.  Getting upset with Statler when she's having an autistic meltdown is the absolute opposite of what you need to do.  It also does appear to be rather one sided with Dempsey getting the perks.  Gypsy life, I suppose.  

 

Corona and Ingi - what the actual deuce?  Like I mean she's so condescending with this "soft partnering" BS?!  And they are like 5 months into a relationship and she expects him to put a ring on it?  No religious alignment and she's also trying to guilt him because she gave up her opportunity to go to midwifery school?  That was a personal choice.  He feels no guilt or regret because they weren't aligned on the end goal in the first place.  

 

Corona kind of reminds me a bit of Tania.  Maybe Ingi isn't dissimilar to Syngin, either...

 

Did I miss anything?