Waiting for a NOA2 from CSC for your I-129F?

[weedebz 0]

as you can obviously see...nowt edible about them. Just more crimbocrap

[mox 298]

And everything you ever wanted to know about Christmas crackers.

[StillThePrettiest 3]

or, as I posted in the Christmas Cracker thread (yes, there is one ), according to Fortnum & Mason there's an 'item of amusing headgear' inside, which is entirely too toffee-nosed for any right-thinking person

[weedebz 0]

or, as I posted in the Christmas Cracker thread (yes, there is one ), according to Fortnum & Mason there's an 'item of amusing headgear' inside, which is entirely too toffee-nosed for any right-thinking person

hahahaha.....i'd just call it crappy christmas crown

[Jeraly 4]

Here is a really unflattering pic of Jeremy with a Christmas cracker hat on:

(before he lost weight and got new glasses)

Just for comparison (and so he doesn't shoot me for posting that pic, here he is looking more lovely:

Ok... so his hair's a bit messy...

[weedebz 0]

like those pics. I'm going to need to sort out crackers next year at nicks.....it's not christmas without a cracker!!!

[Jeraly 4]

Oh I know! But they make you pull the snaps at customs if you declare them so go careful!! First time Jeremy came over we sent him home with bunches of them for his family and things and he had to pull all the snaps - only when he brought out the third box did the customs lady let him just keep them as they were! :lol:

[TBoneTX 44,679]

It has a snap in the middle and one person grabs each end - when you pull it you get a paper hat, a crappy joke and a piece of tat toy you don't want!

Gor blimey, ladies -- no wonder the sun never sets over the waves that the Britannia Empire rules! We Yanks across the pond should indeed feel inferior, verily, wot, si man. God save our gracious Queen's choicest gifts in store, particularly the Christmas cracker.

[u2rsobad 0]

WE GOT OUR NOA2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!! Happy dance time!!

[TBoneTX 44,679]

or, as I posted in the Christmas Cracker thread (yes, there is one ), according to Fortnum & Mason there's an 'item of amusing headgear' inside, which is entirely too toffee-nosed for any right-thinking person

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Crimbocrap, piece of tat toy, toffee-nosed... can we please speak ENGLISH here? Methinks that someone has adulterated your spots of tea, verily, wot. (If so, it sounds promising, and I want some, si man.)

[mox 298]

Oh I know! But they make you pull the snaps at customs if you declare them so go careful!! First time Jeremy came over we sent him home with bunches of them for his family and things and he had to pull all the snaps - only when he brought out the third box did the customs lady let him just keep them as they were! :lol:

LOL! I would have loved to have seen that. It's just such an absurd mental picture, the weary traveler standing in front of the steely eyed customs agent, pulling cracker after cracker. It just sounds so Terry Gilliam.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

And everything you ever wanted to know about Christmas crackers.

Right, Mox -- Christmas crackers, si; chop-suey roosters, no!

[Jeraly 4]

Lol - I think they just dismantled the snaps so they crackers were still in one piece but he had two mini boxes of nine and a big box of six... something like that

Lol - I think they just dismantled the snaps so they crackers were still in one piece but he had two mini boxes of nine and a big box of six... something like that

I think they realised he wasn't going to try and blow the plane up with them in the end

[mox 298]

Lol - I think they just dismantled the snaps so they crackers were still in one piece but he had two mini boxes of nine and a big box of six... something like that

I think they realised he wasn't going to try and blow the plane up with them in the end

Ahhhh, gotcha! I thought they were making him "crack" them.

[StillThePrettiest 3]

Crimbocrap, piece of tat toy, toffee-nosed... can we please speak ENGLISH here?

well, old bean, that's about as English as it gets