Friday in OT

[Nessa 23]

I hate when I stay in supermarket lines and something goes wrong and I have to wait for the cashier to call people and fix the problem, and pretend everything is ok.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Go thru the do it yourself scan line....then your only waiting on yourself

[Nessa 23]

is there such thing?

[Nagishkaw 510]

I wont use that darn thing. I would rather the jobs go to humans than be replaced by robots.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

at my store, theres just as many do it yourself lines as cashiers, you scan the items, put in bag, then either use money or bank card, your done

[eric&gen 0]

I love self checkouts they are easy once you get used to it after a few tries lol.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I used it ONCE. I kept telling the robot to STFU.

[Nessa 23]

well I always buy food at the Commissary so I didn't even know things like that exist

[Nagishkaw 510]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I've never been to Walmart.

[Nessa 23]

We go there when we want to print pics or develop them or when I'm bored I go look for $5 dvds, oh and to buy table cream they have only there at the mexican aisle.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I would probably attempt to go there, but as it is I just detest shopping.

[eric&gen 0]

This is funny our friend from Nigeria are at it again.

RE: PAYMENT OF YOUR OUTSTANDING DEBT VIA CERTIFIED INTERNATIONAL BANK DRAFT

This is to inform you that the Presidency has stepped into the payment of your contract / inheritance fund. The instruction to this Board to authorized your payment was given by the President himself Alhirji Umaru Musa Yar'Adua following intelligence report on contract payment he received which revealed that the lower offices and department including some departments of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) are engaging in the practice of payment delays through unnecessary use of bureaucratic office processes and imposition of unauthorized fees. This apart has been allegations that some officials of NNPC and CBN deliberately divert funds approved with the name of a beneficiary to accounts that were not given by the known contractor after the due processing and approval of such payment.

To avoid and curtail such, official misconduct and deliberate delay of foreign contractor’s payment under one flimsy reason or the other, the President of the Country therefore mandated this office to raise contractor’s payment and ensure that such payments are received by the contractor within a short period of five (5) days from the day of notice. Based on the information contained in your contract files and records submitted to us from NNPC, CBN, and FMF your name was in the list of Category “A” contractors whose payments have been verified and approved with the records indicating that your payment has long been over due. The directive from the President based on all these findings is that this office should make immediately uninterrupted payment of your contract fund direct from the Federal Treasury. Other offices including CBN earlier handling your payment has been advised to hand over to this office to avoid duplication of efforts, though such offices hesitate to let you know of this new development.

In respect of this, this office held a meeting with the representatives of concerned government bodies during which your contract file and other information of your payment were submitted. After going through your file a lot of official irregularities, impending stop orders and complexities surrounding the payment were discovered. This office and the concerned bodies unanimously decided and approved that your contract payment will be raised in Certified International Bank Draft. The draft will be raised either in your name or in the name of your Company as the beneficiary. As soon as the draft is raised and signed off by you, you will be required to present the draft at your bank for confirmation and crediting of fund into your account. This will take 3-5 days of depositing of draft in your bank. Finally, I have tried reaching you by telephone but unsuccessful, I will advise you to call me or send me a fax in regards to this, so that I will intimate you more in regards to your contract payment. Reconfirm you

Best regards,

Mr. Kayode James Naiyeju

Accountant General of the Federation

TEL: +234-80-35481949

FAX: +234-1-7743371

EMAIL: accKayodejames@sify.com

[Nessa 23]