Israel Declares 'Readiness for War' After Hamas Launches Rocket Barrage, Infiltration

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Winning:  DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza

 

[...] "We can't sit by while our state is overrun with antisemites," Gov. DeSantis told reporters.  "For this reason, I have authorized the use of a comically oversized circus cannon, you know the ones, to shoot all pro-Hamas protestors in Florida back over the Gaza.  I mean, it's pretty basic governance, if you ask me."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-desantis-unveils-massive-circus-cannon-that-will-launch-pro-hamas-protestors-all-the-way-to-gaza

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Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

 

[...] "Our cold hearts have been warmed by the unquestioning loyalty of American college students," said Hamas spokesman Muhammed Muhammed Al-Muhammed Muhammed to reporters.  "As a token of our gratitude, we will shoot you and blow you up instead of cutting your heads off while raping you when we globalize our glorious intifada and cleanse the world of all infidels, Americans, and Jews."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-thanks-columbia-supporters-by-promising-them-a-quick-death-during-global-intifada

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Not sure I completely buy VDH's conclusion that Western "leaders" will no longer respect Iran.  I suspect the Obama/Biden teams still plan to lick at Iran's rear end.

 

Iran's Nightmares

 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/04/26/irans_nightmares_150847.html

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Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett

 

GAZA — Israel announced its complete withdrawal from the Gaza Strip after learning this morning of a protest from a 19-year-old Fine Arts major at Northwestern University named Roxy Barnett.

"Oh my goodness -- we've upset Roxy," said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as he was briefed on the protest.  "I feel so foolish!  The war is over, boys.  Let Hamas stay in power, forget the hostages, everybody out of Gaza, immediately!!"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-withdraws-from-gaza-after-learning-of-protest-by-19-year-old-fine-arts-major-roxy-barnett

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9 hours ago, Boiler said:

Let's send them all over there now, as a test, and they can report back.

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Zing!  One of the best ever.

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With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

 

TEL AVIV — With Biden delaying shipments of U.S. weaponry, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced today they will just obtain it from the Taliban instead.

"The Taliban has over $80 billion worth, so no big deal," explained Netanyahu at a press conference.  "Honestly, the transaction and shipping will be way more efficient than dealing with the American government."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-biden-stalling-israel-announces-they-will-just-get-american-weapons-from-taliban

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On 4/13/2024 at 9:34 PM, TBoneTX said:

Sidebar:  I remember (and at least Charles probably does, too) about 10 to 12 years ago when we had those two radical Palestinian chicks in this forum.  Discussions here would not have been civil at all if they were still around.

seems as though I remember , you could not think the word Muslim without getting suspended. Me being me I misspelded it mooslum on purpose 

 

I been around a while now

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On 4/13/2024 at 11:55 PM, Boiler said:

Sort it out now, or sort it out later.

We use to have  couple of good quotes in the Infantry

 

Nukem till they glow then shoot em in the dark 

 

Kill them all and let god sort them out

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Have yall even noticed Ultra Chic liberals tend to support  certain religions extremists, the same extremists that would probably execute them for  if the espoused those same beliefs in the resident countries of those same extremists 

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41 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Have yall even noticed Ultra Chic liberals tend to support  certain religions extremists, the same extremists that would probably execute them for  if the espoused those same beliefs in the resident countries of those same extremists 

The absence of basic reasoning in these people makes me think natural selection is failing at it job 🙁

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Here are some very educated Hamas supporters on US campuses.

 

https://www.instagram.com/zach.sage/reel/C7EqyCqMvY5/

 

 

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https://twitter.com/NiohBerg/status/1793217526572138748

 

Will not embed but says it all.

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