Woooooo!

[Marilyn. 340]

oh give it a rest already....

i am in a ornery mood right now... don't mess with me not you , just speaking generally

[Ric Flair 0]

oh give it a rest already....

Woooooo!

Are you saying you want this to be a handicap match? erica and Marilyn vs Ric Flair? I just want to make sure you understand what you are asking for. There are less painful ways to become famous than taking a literary beating from the 22 champion of the world.

Woooooo!

[Marilyn. 340]

oh give it a rest already....

Woooooo!

Are you saying you want this to be a handicap match? erica and Marilyn vs Ric Flair? I just want to make sure you understand what you are asking for. There are less painful ways to become famous than taking a literary beating from the 22 champion of the world.

Woooooo!

i thought you didn't hit girls?? and I wasn't asking for a fight just wanted you to stop

[Ric Flair 0]

oh give it a rest already....

Woooooo!

Are you saying you want this to be a handicap match? erica and Marilyn vs Ric Flair? I just want to make sure you understand what you are asking for. There are less painful ways to become famous than taking a literary beating from the 22 champion of the world.

Woooooo!

i thought you didn't hit girls?? and I wasn't asking for a fight just wanted you to stop

Woooooo!

You want Ric Flair to stop styling, profiling, wheeling and dealing? Well, honey you're definately not the first and you won't be the last.

Ric Flair doesn't hit women but that doesn't mean you can't be in the match.

You backed out and Ric respects your decision. If I were you I wouldn't want to be in this match either.

Wooooooo!

[Marilyn. 340]

* must resist posting a comment

Edited August 2, 2007 by MarilynP

[Ric Flair 0]

* must resist posting a comment

Woooooo!

[eric&gen 0]

Hey gay flair you really suck you need a reality check. all your ladies dried up and old like your tiny space mountain. Take my advice do what it say left for you in your comments lol. The government is waiting for you to pay them back for the foodstamps you stole every month lol.

Woooooo!

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Settle down. I see you have added a few new words to your vocabulary, adding to gay, suck, dried up ladies, and tiny p*nis. Now you have foodstamps and you've only mentioned it twice already.

Well, erica today is your lucky day because Ric Flair is about to make you famous once again. Get ready for your match. The countdown is on.

Wooooooo!

Give it up you cant wrestle your way out of a paper bag. You cheated and sucked alot of ####### to earn your way to become 22 times champion lol. The biggest ####### you sucked all these years was Vince McMahon's lol.

[Ric Flair 0]

Hey gay flair you really suck you need a reality check. all your ladies dried up and old like your tiny space mountain. Take my advice do what it say left for you in your comments lol. The government is waiting for you to pay them back for the foodstamps you stole every month lol.

Woooooo!

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Settle down. I see you have added a few new words to your vocabulary, adding to gay, suck, dried up ladies, and tiny p*nis. Now you have foodstamps and you've only mentioned it twice already.

Well, erica today is your lucky day because Ric Flair is about to make you famous once again. Get ready for your match. The countdown is on.

Wooooooo!

Give it up you cant wrestle your way out of a paper bag. You cheated and sucked alot of ####### to earn your way to become 22 times champion lol. The biggest ####### you sucked all these years was Vince McMahon's lol.

Woooooo!

erica, tonight you are in the main event against Ric Flair. Prepare for your beating and accept responsibility for asking for what you receive. You came to the house of Flair and made an order and just like GaryC you will recieve chops.

Ric Flair is the Lord of the Ring, People magazine's sexiest man of the year 30 years straight and evdogg's master.

Wooooooo!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

* must resist posting a comment

Great job at biting your tongue! See the biting your tongue thread is helping.

[Marilyn. 340]

* must resist posting a comment

Great job at biting your tongue! See the biting your tongue thread is helping.

thanks

[eric&gen 0]

Hey gay flair you really suck you need a reality check. all your ladies dried up and old like your tiny space mountain. Take my advice do what it say left for you in your comments lol. The government is waiting for you to pay them back for the foodstamps you stole every month lol.

Woooooo!

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Settle down. I see you have added a few new words to your vocabulary, adding to gay, suck, dried up ladies, and tiny p*nis. Now you have foodstamps and you've only mentioned it twice already.

Well, erica today is your lucky day because Ric Flair is about to make you famous once again. Get ready for your match. The countdown is on.

Wooooooo!

Give it up you cant wrestle your way out of a paper bag. You cheated and sucked allot of ####### to earn your way to become 22 times champion lol. The biggest ####### you sucked all these years was Vince McMahon's lol.

Woooooo!

erica, tonight you are in the main event against Ric Flair. Prepare for your beating and accept responsibility for asking for what you receive. You came to the house of Flair and made an order and just like GaryC you will recieve chops.

Ric Flair is the Lord of the Ring, People magazine's sexiest man of the year 30 years straight and evdogg's master.

Wooooooo!

Yey im having my azz beat lol scary. Your too funny bro i feel like I'm at a comedy club today lol. Slurp away my man slurp away on Vince to keep your job longer lol.

[GaryC 7]

Woooooo!

erica, tonight you are in the main event against Ric Flair. Prepare for your beating and accept responsibility for asking for what you receive. You came to the house of Flair and made an order and just like GaryC you will recieve chops.

Ric Flair is the Lord of the Ring, People magazine's sexiest man of the year 30 years straight and evdogg's master.

Wooooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

Jim Ross: Welcome to Smackdown ladies and gentlemen! We're live in Charlotte, North Carolina - home town of the one and only Nature Boy Ric Flair who is hot off a hard fought victory last night against GaryC and Hermoine Granger. This crowd is absolutely electric, this is Horsemen country! Tonight, Ric will have a new and fairly odd looking challenger - evdogg who has also been calling himself erica.

King: I'm confused JR, a couple of weeks ago he was that shemale erica and now he? is a dog?

Jim Ross: That's right King and this dogg is hoping today is his day and considering the hard fought match Ric Flair had last night, this may be his best chance.

King: But common JR.....isn't evdogg......you know......mentally challenged?

Jim Ross: Well you know King there has been a lot of speculation about that very subject. Last night, Ric Flair's publisist made these comments:

"Ric Flair has been a true legend not only in the ring, but in the volunteer community. He has spent countless hours helping to benefit many charitable causes including the make a wish foundation and many other organizations that also serve the mentally challenged. Ric Flair regrets to have to take this match tonight, but he feels there is really no other choice. After the dispicable comments left in his profile as well as the countless insults and stalking, Ric Flair believes he must re: tard."

Jim Ross: Well there you have it King!

King: Yeah, consider this charity case closed!

Jim Ross: I'm hearing we have message from the challenger. Let's put it up on the screen.

*The crowd turns to the jumbo tron, where evdogg/erica appears on the screen. He is slighty squatted, crosseyed with drool dripping down his bottom lip and both arms above his head....wrists crossed.

evdogg/erica: Ricky gay....small.....mountain.....space......p*nis.....sux.....gay......gay.......ga

y...haaah...hhhaaaahhhhh.

And then the image disappears. The crowd looks confused.

King: Isn't that the same thing he said last week and the week before that, and the week before that?

Jim Ross: Yes, King. It appears these are the only words erica knows how to say. He says it all the time. Whatever it means, he seems to think it's funny too because he always laughs at the end. It's no wonder everyone thinks he's retarded.

Jim Ross: Coming up next ladies and gentlemen - the match? Does Ric Flair at age 55 have enough steam left to take on this special contender? We'll find out next!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

You know what I wonder. I wonder who this really is that their life is so boring and uneventful that they have time to sit and make up all this stuff. It's great entertainment but don't they have something better to do.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm wondering if professional wrestling has taken a hit from the UFC?

Gary, of course its orchestrated...the fans all know that. So are movies, but there is a suspension of disbelief when we watch them (the good ones at least). These wrestlers are athletes who take a lot risks. Think of it as a sport of stunt men doing stunts.

Edited August 2, 2007 by Mister Fancypants