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34 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Reaction?  Rep. Ramirez needs to lose some weight.


Although #1 is suitable snark….a richer reaction buffet seemed apropos 😂

 

1. “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”

2. “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”

3. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”

4. “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

5. “Find your patience before I lose mine.”

6. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

7. “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.” Robin Williams, Actor

8. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright

9. “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

10. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

https://parade.com/1079501/stephanieosmanski/sarcastic-quotes/

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A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." 


"You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.


"You must be a Democrat." 


"I am. How did you know?" 


"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help." 


"You must be a Republican." 


"Yes. How did you know?"


"You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.

 

You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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3 hours ago, Family said:


A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know where I am." 


"You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.


"You must be a Democrat." 


"I am. How did you know?" 


"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've been no help." 


"You must be a Republican." 


"Yes. How did you know?"


"You've risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.

 

You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

this at the end of biden's term is quite ironic..........

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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Human Rights?

 

 

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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Difficult to believe anyone would vote for this.

 

 

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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1 hour ago, Boiler said:

Difficult to believe anyone would vote for this.

 

 

some countries put their mentally ill in a building where they are cared for.
here in the usa, we put them in congress.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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On 12/18/2024 at 8:42 PM, Family said:

10. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”

https://parade.com/1079501/stephanieosmanski/sarcastic-quotes/


Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit …

 

… which is why short people are so good at it. 😁

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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7 hours ago, Boiler said:

Difficult to believe anyone would vote for this.

 

 

Many are having fun with it.

 

 

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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7 minutes ago, Boiler said:

 

Yes -- and already posted here:

 

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