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'No One Needs An AR-15' Says Person Who's Obviously Never Seen The Cockroaches In Texas

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'No One Needs An AR-15' Says Person Who's Obviously Never Seen The Cockroaches In Texas

 

EVANSVILLE, IN — Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches.


"Five minutes down there, that boy would be begging for a bazooka," said Corpus Christi native Gill Marek.  "An AR-15 is the smallest weapon anyone would dare to take those suckers on with."  [...]

 

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Pooky Grand Master

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6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

'No One Needs An AR-15’

True statement.

 

But in a country where almost half the AG’s are prioritizing criminals over victims, where legislation is continually being advocated to control legal gun owners but nothing is being done to lessen the real drivers behind gun crime, where even the EPA has SWAT teams (and not to combat those darned cockroaches), an AR-15 may be a nice-to-have. 👍🏻

 

And if anyone is interested about how organized government action against wildlife usually fares, look up “Australia”, “1932” and “emu” 🤣

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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43 minutes ago, Pooky said:

And if anyone is interested about how organized government action against wildlife usually fares, look up “Australia”, “1932” and “emu” 🤣

we have something similar here in the usa, where buffalo were slaughtered with the intent to pacify the native americans.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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8 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

we have something similar here in the usa, where buffalo were slaughtered with the intent to pacify the native americans.

Contractors are usually better at it than the government’s own people 😉

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18 minutes ago, Pooky said:

Contractors are usually better at it than the government’s own people 😉

So said Ronald Reagan 

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