Amazingly Simple and Effective home remedies

[Kathryn41 3,205]

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down

your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold

while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the

sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few

minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be

afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and

should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

You forgot this fail safe remedy:

To avoid falling down the stairs, just jump out the window.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

You're right! Thank you for correcting that omission.

[nane1104 146]

LOL, I almost spilled my water over the laptop, reading this....

What would I have done in that case???

[raymaga 25]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LuzyC 0]

Good one!! :lol:

Thanks for sharing Kathryn!!

[Cassandra+Yuibi 0]

My brother's car is a shining tribute to the truthfulness of number 7.

[calijatt 0]

nice ones

[Elphie 0]