Chaos In France As Rival Protesters Keep Trying To Surrender To Each Other

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Chaos In France As Rival Protesters Keep Trying To Surrender To Each Other

 

PARIS — Following the death of a young immigrant at the hands of a baguette-wielding police officer, France has entered its sixth day of chaos as rival protesters keep trying to surrender to each other.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/chaos-in-france-as-rival-protesters-keep-trying-to-surrender-to-each-other

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Macron Warns Rioters If They Don't Calm Down He'll Call Kyle Rittenhouse

 

"I've had it with your troublemaking!  If you don't cut it out this instant, so help me, I will call Kyle Rittenhouse!" said Macron from the smoldering ash heap where his house used to be.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/french-police-invite-kyle-rittenhouse-to-quell-riots

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Macron Warns Rioters If They Don't Calm Down He'll Call Kyle Rittenhouse

 

"I've had it with your troublemaking!  If you don't cut it out this instant, so help me, I will call Kyle Rittenhouse!" said Macron from the smoldering ash heap where his house used to be.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/french-police-invite-kyle-rittenhouse-to-quell-riots

I am rationing all my upvotes just for  you. Could you have someone look into why all my as on VJ are sex toys and strap ons 

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I am rationing all my upvotes just for  you. Could you have someone look into why all my as on VJ are sex toys and strap ons 

oh that's just a feature with this new upgrade, it uses your google search history to tailor ads just for you...........

[TBoneTX 45,244]

SOME OF THE SENTIMENT FOR OUR TRUSTED ALLY, FRANCE

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." -- General George S. Patton

Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A: "Table for 100,000, m'sieur?"

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." -- David Letterman

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq.  After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"  -- Jay Leno

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." -- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows.  They've never tried.

Q: What would the French call a nuclear explosion in Paris?
A: Proof that more inspectors are needed.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." -- Rush Limbaugh

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin was applauded at the Security Council after he spoke out against U.S. war plans Friday.  They've taken their own precautions against Al-Qaeda.  To prepare for terrorist attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses around the house.

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.  True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey, I don't know." -- P.J. O'Rourke (1989)

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -- Marge Simpson

"Going to war without France is like going duck-hunting without your accordion."

Edited July 5, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Boiler 45,441]

The Fall of France is quite interesting, essentially the Germans needed pretty much everything to go their way, which it did. I have seen even German Generals mention it was a 10 per cent chance.

 

Now they tried the same thing against the USSR, and it did not.

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CULTURAL AWARENESS, FRENCH STYLE

(from some years ago)

The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at EuroDisney.  The decision comes because a nightly fireworks display at the park, located 30 miles outside Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

CULTURAL AWARENESS, FRENCH STYLE

(from some years ago)

The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at EuroDisney.  The decision comes because a nightly fireworks display at the park, located 30 miles outside Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

I am out of upvotes again. This is getting really old. If something doesn't give I may take my devilishly clever response generating posts to some other board that needs to be made great again.

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1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I am out of upvotes again.

Focus them narrowly, how about?   

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So what is happening in France.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

6 hours ago, Dashinka said:

So what is happening in France.

Elite dictatorship.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

On 7/6/2023 at 1:23 PM, TBoneTX said:

Elite dictatorship.

I still upvotes left. Ration themselves fer u

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With Country on Edge, France Bans Private Fireworks for Bastille Day

 

A French government decree has banned the sale of fireworks for private celebrations on Bastille Day, July 14.  France is in the midst of its George Floyd moment.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/gregbyrnes/2023/07/09/with-country-on-edge-france-bans-private-fireworks-for-bastille-day-n1709197

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9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

With Country on Edge, France Bans Private Fireworks for Bastille Day

 

A French government decree has banned the sale of fireworks for private celebrations on Bastille Day, July 14.  France is in the midst of its George Floyd moment.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/gregbyrnes/2023/07/09/with-country-on-edge-france-bans-private-fireworks-for-bastille-day-n1709197

they were warned...........
 

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Flashback two years to April 2021 when 25 retired French Generals outraged President Emmanuel Macron and the ruling elite with a public letter warning of a coming “civil war” that would mean “the intervention of our comrades on active duty in a perilous mission of protection of our civilizational values.” The letter said, “The hour is grave. France is in peril” if it fails to respond to “suburban hordes” and those who “scorn our country.”

 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

• 10 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

  they were warned...........

  It's realistic that France, or parts of it, could be taken over.