Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Today, August Many'th (2+2+2+1th), is the Many'th (2x2x2x2th) anniversary of the day when the ####### Guayaquil consulate promised to issue then-Mrs.-T-B.-to-be's visa, end of Many weeks of torment for we man man.

[mam521 2,056]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Today, August Many'th (2+2+2+1th), is the Many'th (2x2x2x2th) anniversary of the day when the ####### Guayaquil consulate promised to issue then-Mrs.-T-B.-to-be's visa, end of Many weeks of torment for we man man.

Immi PTSD... just lives on and on...rent free...

[TBoneTX 45,244]

5 hours ago, mam521 said:

Immi PTSD... just lives on and on...rent free...

Si and sigh and      , mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We neglected to mention that miu was thrilled to see Big Bruddah again, excited miu man.

 

We were surprised to see morning weight-loss almost to our goal, want to get there we man.

 

We were further surprised not to be inundated by calls regarding Uncle T-B., those came later man.

 

Had nice phone chat with ex-Mrs.-T-B., rare to find time for those man.

Everybody in Ecu asked for/about us and missed us, si man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says that she's moving to Ecu in a Manycade, build business there man.

She has decided to tell the Rojo that marriage is not a priority for her, keep on the Q.T. we man.

We don't know how long she'll hold out before breaking that to him, sigh man.

The Rojo is a fine dude, and we could easily be amigos, observe we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a fairly recent ES, financially savvy we man

 

Dropped Mama T-B.'s desired items with senior she man, fairly pleased senior she man.

Went downstairs to Uncle T-B., multiple caucuses man.

Registered Nooser appeared promptly at noon, prompt she man.

Did thorough evaluation and communicated with both of us, fairly coherent senior he man.

Nooser might be the one who visits Uncle T-B., would be a fine boon man.

Toward visit's end, got 2 simultaneous calls from Uncle T-B.'s providers, inundated we man.

 

Fizzicle Therapy lady showed up just after nooser left, timely FT lady man.

She evaluated Uncle T-B. and had him do some sample movements, thorough she man.

She will arrange for a twice-weekly FT to visit Uncle T-B., can only help senior he man man.

 

Uncle T-B. very well pleased with the visits, pleased senior he man.

He liked his early birthday card, signed by we man, Mini-B., ex-she man, and miu**, full complement man.

     **hair from miu-brush taped to card with "a gift for your FUR-niture" label, hee hee man

He gave us a list of Many (2+1) dry goods needed, comply soon we man.

 

We then went back up to Mama T-B., awaken senior she man from recliner-siesta we man.

Mama T-B. relatively grumpy, sign of senior she man's good health man.

Had us change all light bulbs in ceiling fan, never-satisfied senior she man.

Gave us more medical records for Uncle T-B., responsible for senior he man we man man.

 

Din-din was Subway***, procured on way back to casa man.

     ***WUOC, financially savvy we man

A nice siesta was subsequently taken, zzz we man.

 

Called Mini-B. for briefing on first day of skool, call wee man we man man.

Mini-B. sounded fairly positive, si man.

Spanish teechur wants him to CLEP and to take hyskool Spanish course, proficient wee man man.

Irritated in History by fat kid who "stank awfully" and chatterbox kid, couldn't attend to teechur man.

Enthusiastically agreed to Two Guys eve on Friday, Two Guys man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs for Friday, none very proximal man.

We expect to return from ES-ing in time to zzz, shower, and enjoy Two Guys eve, si man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

On 8/7/2024 at 12:50 AM, TBoneTX said:

Get a miu, si Bro G man.

Any hurricane effects, huh Bro G man?

Hurricane?  There was a hurricane?  Well, we did get a LOT of rain.  Had several inches in the street and our driveway.  Also had a couple acre swamp in the back yard.  

 

Headed down to the Keys middle of next week for 10 days and of course on the news tonight they are predicting another system to be near the southern tip of FL by late next week.  Might get exciting...

[TBoneTX 45,244]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Might get exciting

Oh, joy, good luck man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended all Many (2+2+2) ESs, reliable we man.

 

The first and Many'rd yielded the take, see man:

 -- seemingly full can compressed air = half a buck, steal man

 -- NIP gently expired bottled ketchup, pack notebook paper, Many-lb. ([2x2x2]-lb.) jar 

          dishwarsher powder = half a buck, steal man

Total = $1

 

Note, see man:  Given distance, traffic, and idiotically slow drivers, we could very well have skipped the final Many (2+1) ESs, but who knew man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch was a ham sandwich, indict it and ingest we man.

 

Returned to casa in time to service demanding miu and technically to siesta, attempt latter we man.

Siesta unsuccessful, perhaps too keyed-up we man.

 

Before din-din, we weighed ourself, and we have achieved our target weight,  we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool for Two Guys eve, special Friday edition man.

Din-din was Burger King*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Movie night was Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These will be added to next week's ultimate total, cumulative man.

 

Din-din and movie night have almost certainly blown our target weight, afraid to test same we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, too late to begin one man.

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, Many (2+2) GSs, and 2 MSs for Saturday, strive for all we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited August 11 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Saturday GS/ES/MS report, see man:

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, Many (2+2) GSs, and 2 MSs for Saturday, strive for all we man.

We attended all, reliable we man.

The MSs were ghastly, ugh man.

The GSs were wastes, drive on by after pausing to look man.

The ESs were duds, oh well man.

We were skunked, sigh man.

 

This weekend, we attended Many (2x2x2x2 -1) GSs/ESs/MSs, calculate we man.

Many (2x2x2x2 -2-1) were duds, cipher we man.

This translates to a Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+2+2+1]%) dud rate, all-time record man.

However, the 2 ESs that paid off did so very well, see Friday ES report man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

 Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man:

 

Breakfast was a ham sandwich, indict it and ingest we man.

Then GS'd/ES'd/MS'd, see above and sigh man.

Toward end, stopped at Aldi for Many (2+2) items and got Many (2+2+1) items, add chocolate cake for Two Guys week we man.

 

Lunch at the casa was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest and diet we man.

 

We then mow-lawned, full job before Two Guys week man.

Very hot, very humid, very windless, but mostly overcast, only boon man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man.

Off-cooled while watching men's basketball at the Paris Ozempics, watch we man.

Showered and siesta'd, zzz we man.

After the mow-lawning, we were again below our weight-loss line,  man.

 

Arose and finished Mini-B.'s skool shopping, diligent we man.

It is tax-free weekend in Texas for such supplies, financially savvy we man.

Went to a supermarket for this, cheaper and far more relaxing than Walmart man.

 

Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man.

 

Miu has been lobbying for miu-meals and miu-treats all day, gluttonous miu man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited August 11 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Went to CVS to use an expiring coupon, financially savvy we man.

Then went to Walmart to look for Many (2+1) items for Uncle T-B.,  man.

Wandered the whole infernal place before deciding that one wasn't available,  man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past Many [2+1] p.m.) was a Walmart packaged sub sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Laundry was conquered and a siesta taken, domestic and zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. arrived for Two Guys week, finally man!   

Miu is excited at Big Brudduh's return, happy miu man.

Going to try to achieve decent bedtime/leave-for-skool timings, si man.

 

Party with the rubias when Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to skool comfortably early, too early for us to be fully awake or caffeinated man.

Did a project for someone during the morning, productive we man.

Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Got no phone calls about Uncle T-B.'s therapy or nooser visits, strange man.

In fact, got no phone calls from anyone about anything, OK with us man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool without incident, Two Guys man.

Din-din was beef kabobs from Costco, loaded potato skins, & chocolate cake from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Got Mini-B. to try on his long pants for size, growing wee man man.

We must replace Many (2x2x2 +2) of them, man.

Got Mini-B. to try on his short pants for size, growing wee man man.

We must replace Many (2+2+2+1) of them, man.

Went through Mini-B.'s long-sleeved shirts, inventory we man.

We must replace nearly 2 Manyzen of them,  man.

Fortunately, discount day for us at favorite large thrift store is Tuesday, intend to attend we man.

 

Got Mini-B. embedded essentially on time, minor miracle man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Even after out-pigging on Monday, we were below our weight line this morning, whee man.   

Dropped Mini-B. at skool comfortably early, si man.

 

Breakfast was 2 "egg bites" from Costco, ingest we man.

 

Went to favorite large thrift shop, as indicated man.

Prices went up,  we man.

Furthermore, no item had a half-price colored tag,  man.

We had to rely on our weekly discount, si and oh well and OK man.

We got Mini-B. Many (2+2+1) long pants, $i man.

We got Mini-B. Many (2+2) short pants, $i man.

We got Mini-B. Many (2+2) long-sleeved shirts, $i man.

We saved $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +1 + half a buck), financially savvy we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of tortilla soup*, ingest we man.

     *from supermarket clearance bin, financially savvy we man

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Casa health aide will see Uncle T-B. on Wednesday, schedule she man with we man man.

Waiting to hear about nooser, confirmation pending man.

 

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + On-Cor chicken parmigiana patties, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Many (2+1) Everybody Loves Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week already, counting Many from Friday man.

 

Wednesday will be non-Two Guys eve, oh well man.

We plan to take Mini-B.'s outgrown stuff to children's resale place, maybe last visit ever man.

Then we must grocery for Mama T-B., fortunately all at one place man (!!?).

Then we must collect Rx's for Uncle T-B., deliver we man to senior he man man.

 

Party with the rubias once Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

What a day, si man!

 

Breakfast was a ham-&-cheese sandwich, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man.

 

Took Mini-B.'s outgrown threads to children's resale place, travel we man.

Buying area surprisingly busy for midweek midday, amazing man.

We brought Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2+1) articles of clothing, heavy boxful man.

They took Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2-1), amazing man.

That's a Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2]%) acceptance rate, unheard-of man.

The chica said that they weren't really supposed to accept fall/winter stuff yet, no man.

However, they were thin on boys' sizes Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2) to Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2), si man.

She even asked if we had more at the casa, sadly not man.

 

We earned $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2x2x2 +2+2+1] + half a buck) -- si man, $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2x2x2 +2+2+1] + half a buck), $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.   

 

We made probably Many (1 Manyzen +1) or Many (1 Manyzen +2) visits to the 2 outlets of this place over time, si man, and left with money in our pocket every time, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.   

 

On way back, stopped at department-store clearance outlet, nothing for Mini-B. and expensive there man.

Got 2 grocery items at Aldi for Mama T-B., save trip later man.

 

Returned to casa rather sweatily and serviced demanding miu, Treat and Lunch Me Daddy man.

Called Mama T-B. to see about grocerying then (half-past 2 p.m.) or later was preferable, mattered not man.

 

Went to pharmacy for Uncle T-B. and part of Mama T-B.'s stuff, separate purchases man.

Groceried for Mama T-B., much frozen stuff man.

Delivered stuff to Mama T-B., complain about it senior she man to we man man.

Was given one item to return to store,  senior she at we man man.

 

Sweatily T-B.-mobiled around complex to Uncle T-B., deliver to senior he man we man man.

Uncle T-B. wasn't wearing his hearing aids and we had to shout, exhausted we man man.

We refilled Uncle T-B.'s pills, refill we man.

We replaced his filthy kitchen trash can, replace we man.

We replaced some beyond-disgusting personal items, replace we man.

We took a check for bank deposit, good timing with that man.

 

Made it to bank before closing, boon man.

Returned to supermarket for return, obedient we man.

There were Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) in CustServ line ahead of us,  we man.

Fortunately, line moved reasonably quickly, small boon man.

 

By now it was half-past Many (2+2) p.m., late man.

We were perspirational and about to collapse from hunger, past time man.

Stopped at Subway*, proximal man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Guy thoroughly overtoasted our sandwich, vulcanized man.

We were too exhausted to notice, out-wiped we man.

 

Returned to casa and serviced indignant miu, Treats And Attention Daddy man.

Din-din was Subway, crumbled all over table & floor but ingest we man.

 

Decided on long-overdue siesta, zzz we man.

Mini-B. returned from ex-Mrs.-T-B. at usual time, good timing man.

Embedded Mini-B. on schedule, minor miracle man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man.

Doc appointment for Uncle T-B. Thursday, senior he man already trying to weasel out of it man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

 

[Neonred 3,562]

I'm on VACATION!!  We actually cut out a little early yesterday to start our trip down here to the Keys.  Hope the boss doesn't fire me! LOL 

Once upon a time I was the boss, but since my wife arrived and started working in the office... well, you know the rest of the story.  It's OK though because I'm sleeping with the boss.

 

Just finished a little maintenance on the boat changing gear lube, and ready to put her in the water as soon as I get some lunch.  Have some friends coming down later today and they will be staying until Saturday.  We are here for a week and a half.  No phone calls from grumpy patients.  No alarm clock.  Traffic yesterday was much lighter than usual.  Got to enjoy it now because in a couple of months the snow birds will be arriving and it will be crazy busy.

 

Time to eat and get out on the water.