Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[mam521 2,108]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Maid finally finished, good job but dropped hint about getting a tip, NO WAY man.

I genuinely appreciate Europe's no tip culture.  

 

Monty cat has been stalking the boomer cats.  We tell Kid1 to deal with her "child" when he's misbehaving and I tell her to play with him daily because he gets bored.  

 

We have SleepyPod carriers for the other 2 cats, so hubs found a good deal on one on ebay for Monty.  It's easier to fit everyone if we have 3 of the same carriers.  It arrived today and Hubs took it upstairs to show Kid1 since we hadn't told her we ordered it.  He opens the door to her room and she straight away says "was he being bad again?!" 😂 She thought the cat was in the carrier for time out and was being brought to her!  Nah...he's curled up, looking cute and innocent in the dog's bed but it just tells you what kind of a little ####### he's been that that was her assumption straight away!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

if we have Many of the same carriers

Learn your P-Math, si and see and  mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

The first ES was the pickup of our auction purchases, pick up we man.

The suitcase is in nearly perfect condition, very lightly used man.   

 

The Many'rd ES yielded nothing, oh well man.

 

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- large spoon or small ladle = $1, deal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Our stomach was hurting on the ES trail, unsure why man.

We made it through the ESs and went to Aldi, glad that this was all on the itinerary man.

Made it back to the casa and took care of the stomach issue, comfortable POTS* man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

 

Siesta'd rather fitfully afterward, any zzz better than no zzz man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2+2] p.m.) was from Whataburger**, ingest we man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

It was the Bacon Steakhouse Double*** + med. fries/drink, ingest we man.

     ***free WUOC, otherwise would never be on our radar man

 

After din-din, decided to mow full lawn, in great need after "hurricane" man.

Most was in shadow with some breeze, but it still nearly killed us, near-death we man.

Nearly 2 hours later, we still haven't recovered, what's up with that man.

 

Miu has been extremely quiescent all day, quiescent miu man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Not all of them look exciting, but who knows man.

 

Will probably postpone party with the rubias till tomorrow night, out-wiped we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, see and si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Two of the Many (2+1) were phantom,  man.

Two of the Many (2+2+2+1) ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- glass coffee mug = $1, deal man

 -- gigantic wall clock, tupacs NIP drink cups, Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Made mistake taking mega-Tylenol instead of really good bedtime HSM, ouch man.

Spent just over Many (2+2) hours GS/ES-ing and grocerying, fairly efficient we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was all Many (2+2+2) On-Cor chicken parmigiana patties in frozen package from supermarket, ingest we man.

 

A siesta was taken and slightly overslept, over-zzz we man.

Made mistake taking another mega-Tylenol after siesta instead of really good daytime HSM, ouch man.

 

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,576]

On 6/21/2024 at 10:49 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Our stomach was hurting on the ES trail, unsure why man.

 

Made it back to the casa and took care of the stomach issue, comfortable POTS* man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

 

 

Must have been that Aldi chili...LOL

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Must have been that Aldi chili...LOL

1.  Aldi chili has never upset us, no man.

2.  We think that our calcium pils may have culprited in our instance, also a first man.

Many.  Nothing else to say but just wanted to have a list with "Many," see man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Proper HSM helped overnight, relief for we man.

However, we have been sneezing for the past couple of days, sneeze we man.

Today, we conclude that we probably have a cold, drat it man.

 

Breakfast (!!?) was a banana, ingest we man.

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man.

An ineffective siesta was taken after the latter, inadequate zzz we man.

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

We somehow subdued our laundry load and dished/de-dished the warsher, no energy we man.

We did not leave the casa at all, no man.

 

Miu alternately zzz-ing like a dead thing and being demanding, representative spectrum of miu personality man.

 

Mini-B. arrived shortly into AFV, start of Two Guys week man.

Movie night involved more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Counting the other night, we already have Many (2+2+2+1) bowls tallied, impressively fast start man.

 

We are unsure of what HSM to take tonight, must try to nuke cold man.

No party with the rubias tonight, cough/sneeze we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, see and si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man:

 

With the use of HSM, we almost slept, near-zzz we man.

We hate this cold, grrrr man.

 

Breakfast (!!?) was a banana, ingest we man.

Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

A siesta was attempted thereafter, largely successfully, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was bagged shredded lettuce + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was yet more episodes of Everybody Hates Chris, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+1) for the week already, ahead of power curve man.

 

We hope we're better in the morning, not optimistic we man.

We do have a doc caucus, set weeks ago for other reasons, opportune man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

---

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Two Guys had a hard time arising in the morning, zzz Two Guys man.

Miu assisted Daddy by sitting on his abdomen and lobbying for miu-breakfast, obvious miu man.

 

Breakfast (!!?) was a banana, ingest we man.

 

Went to our doc caucus, propitious in that we could report our unexpected cold man.

Doc* swabbed us for Covid-Many, unlikely to have it we man.

     *a rubia, but highly married man

A very nice caucus, worth going man.

 

A nice surprise was on our doorstep at the casa, new miu box** man.   

We thank the gracious, intrepid, and lovely Ontarklar for her successful efforts, si man.

     **to be set up on Wednesday, much cleaning of miu-box area needed man

 

Lunch (at nearly Many p.m.) was as follows, see man:

 -- 2 PB&J sandwiches for Mini-B., ingest wee man

 -- toucans chicken noodle soup for us, ingest we man

 

A sorely needed siesta followed, interrupted by Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- phone calls man.

One was from yak-yak-yak Cousinette who couldn't raise Mama T-B. on the phone, calm down man.

Another was from Aunt T-B., contacted by Cousinette T-B. man.

We did not answer any of the Many, ignore we man.

Mama T-B. was in a "hurricane-prep meeting" at her complex, dreary dragged-on marathon man.

People (= Cousinette T-B.) need to calm down and not go aysheep about every little thing, please man.

 

Din-din was burnt pork ends, loaded potato skins, chocolate cake, & root beer, ingest Two Guys man.

This was a pinnacle of Two Guys din-dins, modestly admit we man.

 

Mini-B. was (and we were) too stuffed for a movie night, could not do popcorn proper justice man.

We are trying to embed Mini-B. at a reasonable hour, embed wee man we man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And this was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited June 30 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Storming here now. Hopefully the shade sails I just put up over Optimus Prime's area holds up. I didn't do it right just put it up to give him shade fast. 

 

I'm so happy your new litter box arrived. I still can't believe I found one new in the box. Pure luck that rescue was selling it. Also amazed she was willing to ship it. Glad I was able to help.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm so happy your new litter box arrived. I still can't believe I found one new in the box. Pure luck that rescue was selling it. Also amazed she was willing to ship it. Glad I was able to help.

Special Wednesday New-Miu-Box report, see man:

 

Box containing new miu-box arrived Tuesday, si man.

Had to bribe Mini-B. for help (for how, see Thrilling Wednesday Non-Miu-Box report coming soon), si man.

 

Dumped/removed old miu box, oh-our-back we man.

Mini-B. swept up stray litter from floor, oh-our-back wee man.

 

Unboxed new miu-box, unbox new miu-box Two Guys man.

Assembled litter tray, litter ramp, and electrical cord, assemble Two Guys man.

Added fresh miu-litter, add miu-litter we man.

Mini-B. hit "on" button for initial raking, watch closely Two Guys man.

Rake performed perfectly, perfect performance rake man.

 

Miu was closely inspecting entire proceedings, inspect proceedings closely miu man.

Miu tentatively entered new miu-box, enter new miu-box tentatively miu man.

Miu smelled every corner of new miu-box, smell new miu-box miu man.

Miu scratched at miu-litter, scratch miu man.

Miu went pipi into new miu-box, pipi miu man.

Miu extra-thoroughly scratched litter over pipi, cover pipi miu man.

Miu then went pupu, pupu miu man.

Miu extra-thoroughly scratched litter over pupu, cover pupu miu man.

Satisfied miu finally exited new miu-box, exit new miu-box satisfied miu man.

 

On schedule, rake up-cleaned miu pipi & pupu, up-clean miu pipi/pupu rake man.

 

We are Many00% satisfied with new miu-box, glee and whee we man.

We are grateful to the eminently helpful, intrepid, and gracious Ontarklar, grateful we man.   

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thrilling Wednesday Non-New-Miu-Box report, see man:

 

Awoke feeling worlds better, si but see below man.

Mini-B. delayed arising and shower till almost noon,  wee man.

This actually worked somewhat in our favor, see below man.

 

On Tuesday, we told Mini-B. that he was to help us with new miu-box, tell we man wee man man.

Mini-B. went into slothful torpid mode, "it's summer and I'm not doing anything" man.

We promised to get Wednesday's lunch from Raisin' Canes, albeit awful and rip-off man.

Mini-B. agreed with this, agree wee man with we man man.

 

Went to pharmacy and then to Raisin' Canes, errand we man.

Bill from Raisin' Canes came to $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2-2), outrageous and  we man.

Mini-B. highly satisfied, ingest wee man.

We considered ours average at best and a definite rip-off, Many'rd time out of Many (2+1) visits man.

An exhausted siesta ensued, zzz we man.

 

On e-mail was a notice for a medical report, investigate we man.

We have Covid-Many, good grief man.

The symptoms are indistinguishable from a moderate cold, that part OK man.

As stated, we were far better today than on Tuesday or Monday or Sunday, improved we man.

We shall wait for doctor to tell us what to take, antibiotic or hydroxychloroquine or both man.

 

Din-din was weenies & beans, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu has just re-entered miu-box, brief visit by miu man.

We hope that she quits not comprehending the rake and jumping in to stop it,  miu man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Despite the Covid-Many diagnosis and Rai$in' Cane$, the new miu-box made it a good Wednesday, si man.   

 

[Ontarkie 14,294]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Special Wednesday New-Miu-Box report, see man:

 

Box containing new miu-box arrived Tuesday, si man.

Had to bribe Mini-B. for help (for how, see Thrilling Wednesday Non-Miu-Box report coming soon), si man.

 

Dumped/removed old miu box, oh-our-back we man.

Mini-B. swept up stray litter from floor, oh-our-back wee man.

 

Unboxed new miu-box, unbox new miu-box Two Guys man.

Assembled litter tray, litter ramp, and electrical cord, assemble Two Guys man.

Added fresh miu-litter, add miu-litter we man.

Mini-B. hit "on" button for initial raking, watch closely Two Guys man.

Rake performed perfectly, perfect performance rake man.

 

Miu was closely inspecting entire proceedings, inspect proceedings closely miu man.

Miu tentatively entered new miu-box, enter new miu-box tentatively miu man.

Miu smelled every corner of new miu-box, smell new miu-box miu man.

Miu scratched at miu-litter, scratch miu man.

Miu went pipi into new miu-box, pipi miu man.

Miu extra-thoroughly scratched litter over pipi, cover pipi miu man.

Miu then went pupu, pupu miu man.

Miu extra-thoroughly scratched litter over pupu, cover pupu miu man.

Satisfied miu finally exited new miu-box, exit new miu-box satisfied miu man.

 

On schedule, rake up-cleaned miu pipi & pupu, up-clean miu pipi/pupu rake man.

 

We are Many00% satisfied with new miu-box, glee and whee we man.

We are grateful to the eminently helpful, intrepid, and gracious Ontarklar, grateful we man.   

This is the best news ever. I am so happy it works perfectly.

Now don't go breaking it it might be the last one on earth.