Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,266]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Please don't speak badly about our dear sweet Asia's sister.

Does she have 1, 2, or Many sisters, oj huh?

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

It strikes us that certain African antelopes are having a Happy Gnu Year, si and hee hee hee man.

 

We got to bed after Many a.m., consequent to our party with the rubias, cavort we man.

 

Once caffeinated to the point of functionality, we became somewhat less torpid, si man.

 

We out-cleaned OPIOIDs* from the over-garage gutter, yuck man.

     *Other People's Infernal Oak leaves Infesting our Driveway,  man

We replaced the casa's A/C filters, one not bad one disgusting man.

 

Around lunchtime, Mini-B. called, call wee man we man man.

"Dad, can you bring my computer/charger and LeBron James jersey, huh man?" quoth wee man man.

"We were not considering leaving the casa, no man," reply we man to wee man man.

Mini-B. turned on his sales pitch, sell refrigerators to Eskimos wee man.

"OK, but only if Mommy has leftover food for us, si man," cave we man to wee man man.

 

Went over to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, unenthusiastic we man.

Mini-B. took his stuff, next time remember to take it man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. indeed had leftovers, si man.

Ex-she man served us hornado**, ingest we man.

     **shredded pork, white hominy, potato chunks, traditional Ecu din-din man

We consumed this and asked for more pork + mashed potatoes, ingest we man.

 

We were then ready for a siesta, prep to leave we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted us to chat, yak yak yak ex-she man man.

Ex-she man asked us about Mama T-B., report we man.

We and ex-she man agreed that Mini-B. may join Jazz Band, short leash on behavior man.

Ex-she man yakked about other stuff, just let us go home to siesta man.

 

At casa, served treats to demanding miu, treat we man demanding miu man man.

Wished miu a Happy Miu Year, wish we man to miu man man.

 

Siesta'd for over an hour, highly necessary and never enough man.

 

We balanced our checkbook*** for the first time in Many months, $i man.

     ***current balance = $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon**** we man

     ****in Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, buy yours today man

 

Took call from Mama T-B. about Tuesday's chauffeured trip for a blood-draw, aysheep senior she man.

(We reconfirm here that Mama T-B. is the world's champion worrier, no one else even close man.)

We must arise at semi-o'dark-Many for this purpose, egad man.

At 1 p.m. is Mini-B.'s dentist appointment, clean examine caucus man.

We hope that Mama T-B.'s blood lab isn't overrun with other patients, Many-hour wait man.

 

Brushed and played with needy miu, accommodate we man needy miu man man.

Miu has finally gone off to do other miu-stuff, probably zzz miu man.

 

Din-din was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Trying to think of what else there is to do, groggy we man.

Will probably play on VJ and eat junk food, play and ingest we man.

 

Happy New/Gnu/Miu Year, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfast (!!?) was a twinpack of Costco "Egg Bites," ingest we man.

 

Took Mama T-B. to bloodwork lab, chauffeur senior she man we man.

Mama T-B. actually able to walk with use of Rollator, nice to see man.

Lab not as overwhelmed with patients as we'd feared, no man.

Took Mama T-B. from there to CVS, transfer prescriptions and get RSV shot senior she man.

Mama T-B. made it back to her casa on her own, nice to see man.

 

Went back to CVS ourself with a Many%-off ([2x2x2x2x2 -2]%) coupon, financially savvy we man.

 

Took Mini-B. to dental appointment, examine and evaluate wee man man.

Mini-B.'s imaging included bite-wings, PA, pano, Many-D ([2+1]-D), and intraoral, imaged wee man.

(We told Mini-B., "They know more about you than you know about yourself, si man!")

 

Dentist (a Russian rubia) relayed the good news, see man:

   1.  No cavities, no House of Pain man.

   2.  Wisdom teeth are coming in with room for same, relief man.

Many.  All other incipient teeth are poised to erupt, timely for age man.

 

Dentist relayed the bad news, see man:

  1.  Lower canine will come in crowded, braces needed man.

  2.  Upper canine will come in twisted, braces needed man.

Many.  Bite = too much upper/need to see more lower, braces needed man.

 

Got a referral to an orthodonti$t,  man.

Dentist said to $tart brace$ $ooner rather than later,  man.

Dentist envisioned about a year of brace$,  man.

After she left, Mini-B. quietly observed, "I hope that they're InvisAlign or something removable, si man."

 

In other bad news, office couldn't do the cleaning then, no man.

We shall return on Wednesday for that, oh well man.

 

We offered lunch at Olive Garden to Mini-B., literally right across the street man.

Mini-B. declined, go back to play computer games man.

We returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., bye wee man man.

We inventoried our fast-food coupons, only Popeye's still in date* man.

     *thanks to year-end negligence of local newspapers, no coupon inserts man  

We considered that Mini-B. might want Popeye's for Two Guys eve tomorrow, consider we man.

We therefore went all the way back to Olive Garden, decide we man.

 

Lunch/din-din was the usual salad + breadsticks** + chicken parmigiana, ingest*** we man.

     **2 of Many (2+1) were consumed, ingest we man

     ***lunch special, financially savvy we man

 

After mollifying treat- and lunch-demanding miu, siesta'd for over an hour, well-deserved zzz we man.

Just Many minutes from alarm, Mama T-B. phoned with list of future obligations,  man.

 

The rest of the evening was quiet, finally man.

Mini-B. and as few of Mama T-B.'s obligations as possible on Wednesday, servile we man.

[Ontarkie 14,218]

That is great news to read about your mom. 

 

How's your foot. 

 

We chose the invisalign for the Tornado. Much less frustration, no food restrictions and we do not need to worry about proper cleaning and pitting with regular braces. Also a lot less pain compared to braces. Price was the same for either so why not.  So far she is right on track with her treatment plan.

 

I have a friend who is doing her kids treatment in Mexico. Even with regular visits back she said it was still cheaper then in the US. 

[TBoneTX 45,266]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

That is great news to read about your mom. 

Gracias, si D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

How's your foot. 

Still there, different every day man.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

We chose the invisalign for the Tornado

Good endorsement, gracias D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I have a friend who is doing her kids treatment in Mexico. Even with regular visits back she said it was still cheaper then in the US. 

We would consider this except that ex-Mrs.-T-B. refuses to even think about Mini-B.'s visiting Mexico, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. back to dentist's office for clean-teething, return we man with wee man man.

Hygienist intelligent and capable, understood and appreciated all of our jokes she man.

Mini-B. cleaned, sealed, and fluorided, very compliant wee man man.

Very pleased with entire experience, si man.

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, return we man wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has not asked us one thing about the dental visits, incurious ex-she man.

 

Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man.

A restorative siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

We remembered and opened a little-used bathroom drawer, open we man.

It was crammed with then-Mrs.-T-B.'s cosmetic items, eye-popping collection man.

The jumble included stuff called "pancake," "foundation," "blush," and "eye-liner," plus nail colors, lipstick, brushes, sponges, and Many other items and implements that we could not identify, si and no man.

 

We out-cleaned this drawer, very heavy contents in weight man.

We saved some manicure scissors and some kind of hair-comb, interesting man.

The rest went in the curbsided garbage, collection day man.

We felt no overt emotion one way or the other, perhaps chalk it up to new-year cleaning we man.

Yet one more step of progress toward Whatever, who knows man.

 

Rant, see and  man:

For second week in a row, no fast-food coupons* in weekly rainwater newspaper,    we man.

     *except for Jack In The Box, worthless man

Our only active coupons are for Popeye's, not enough variety and we shall starve to death if this continues man.

We did, however, find 2 BK gift cards totaling $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2) in the casa, some solace man.

 

Today was Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Retrieved Mini-B. again, Many'rd time in 2 days man.

Din-din was from Popeye's**, ingest Two Guys man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

Watched some basketball things on YouTube during din-din, watch Two Guys man.

Played basketball on back patio for a while, play Two Guys man.

Watched Many (2+1) Young Sheldon episodes***, watch Two Guys man.

     ***without popcorn, stuffed from din-din wee man man

Returned Mini-B. after a good Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

 

We have not yet begun compiling ESs/GSs yet, no man.

Party with the rubias begins after late TV news, cavort we man.

All allocatable VJ upvotes may be allocated to this post, hint hint man.

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak.

[Ontarkie 14,218]

I should watch what coupons we get. I don't pay attention to them as we no longer eat out. I will watch and then mail them to you if any are good. 

[TBoneTX 45,266]

59 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I should watch what coupons we get.

Siiiiiiiii, D ma'am!

59 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't pay attention to them

Negligent nonfinancial-savvy Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT nonfinancial-savvy NONFINANCIAL-SAVVY Ontarklar!

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

we no longer eat out

Cheap Hillbilly!  Cheap, CHEAP Hillbilly!

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I will watch and then mail them to you if any are good. 

Generous, forgiven Ontarklar!  Generous, GENEROUS forgiven FORGIVEN Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Spent morning doing administrative stuff, successful business typhoon in the POTS* industry we man.

     *buy yours today, si man

Hit Costco at half-past 1 p.m., reasoned to be a slow time man.

"Uh-UNHHHH, no man!" as Mini-B. would say, place absolutely mobbed man.

We got our Many (2+2+2) items, some on sale** man.

     **financially savvy we man

Lunch was the footlong beef hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

A siesta was taken after casa return and service to miu, zzz we man.

 

We outsmarted miu regarding din-din, hee hee hee man.

We noticed miu zzz-ing on our bed, out-zonked miu man.

We sneaked downstairs, sneak we man.

Din-din was twotins (not onetin, but twotins) of Costco sardines, ingest we man.

Miu never realized what was happening, ha ha hee hee    man.

 

Later, groceried at Aldi for most of Two Guys week stuff, financially savvy we man.

Groceried remaining items at cheapest legacy supermarket, finish grocerying we man.

All grocerying done, supposed to rain most of Friday man.

 

Two ESs on other side of town on Friday, inspect we man.

If we wait till Saturday, there will be Many or Many, quandary we man.

We will see what we itinerary for when, everyone remain in suspense man.

 

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

Happy Columbus day in Poland, oj tak!   

Everyone may now upvote this post, shameless solicitation we man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Miu demanded brushing Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- times on Thursday, spoiled miu man.

 

It monsooned like an illegitimate male child overnight, oblivious zzz-ing we man.

 

Lunch was Costco chicken salad crammed inside the remaining Many (2+2) hot-dog buns from Two Guys week, ingest we man.

 

Set forth on Mama T-B.'s grocerying, serve senior she man we man.

Could have gotten everything at 2 legacy supermarkets, obvious to we man man.

However, we wanted to prove a point, so we got everything possible at Aldi, surprisingly a lot man.

This was distinctly cheaper than even at the cheap legacy supermarket, obvious man.

We then got the remaining items, Many (2+1) stores total man.

Delivered all to Mama T-B., badly in need of siesta senior she man.

Senior she man certainly put everything away before zzz-ing, we know senior she man we man.

 

At casa, serviced demanding miu, then took siesta, overslept zzz man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs, 1 ES, and 1 MS for Saturday, close to casa but weird route man.

 

Party with the rubias in a few hours, cavort we man.

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak!

Edited January 6 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,266]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs, 1 ES, and 1 MS for Saturday, close to casa but weird route man.

One late addition to GS itinerary, late posting man.

That GS was a dud, ridiculous man.

Second GS was phantom, another infuriating apartment address without signage man.  

ES had something that we should have carried with us while looking, someone else got it man.   

Many'rd GS was closing up 2 hours + half an hour early,  but see the take man.

MS had Many books, but we didn't want to bend to root through boxes, no man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- Many (2+2) red ballpoint pens = half a buck, steal man

Total = Half a Buck

 

Inauspicious start to New Year, dud and thud man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man:

 

Lunch/din-din was at a Chinese buffet, 2 birds one stone man.

We had Many (2+1) plates heaped inches high with beef, ingest we man.

Rant, see man:  Restaurants shouldn't mix vegetables so thoroughly, hard to pick out the beef man.

 

Wonderful postprandial siesta at casa, zzz we man.

 

Watched Texans beat Colts,  man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we man.

 

Miu has spent all of her non-zzz-ing day seeking interaction, needy miu man.

 

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak!

Sunday = prep for Two Guys week, prep we man for wee man man.

[Neonred 3,562]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak!

 

 

Apparently every day is Columbus day in Poland.

 

Good to know.

 

We are beginning the planning for next years overseas vacation and Poland is on the list of possibilities.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

45 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Apparently every day is Columbus day in Poland.

Except when it's St. Patrick's Day, oj tak.   

45 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Poland is on the list of possibilities.

The presidential election of Many years ago is still tied, Many votes to Many votes, oj tak.  They will continue to tally ballots until someone has Many votes, oj tak.

 

No comments about Mini-B.'s dental exam, oj huh?

Edited January 7 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, preferred status man.

 

Miu absolutely psycho-nuts all day, zoom miao jump run roll play miu man.

Miu mouth-seized bag of treats and carried it all the way upstairs to us, rather obvious miu man!

 

Lunch/din-din was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, chased with Many tablespoons of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

 

Conquered single laundry load and dished the warsher, must de-dish man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. showed up halfway through AFV and actually watched the second half, amazing man.

Miu calmed down when Big Bruddah was present, must have been bored miu man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported that Mini-B. had been helpful around the casa, astonishing man.

At our casa, he sits around placing orders for food & drink, servile butler we man.

 

Mini-B. immediately wheedled an early birthday present from us, points for a game man.   

Looks like he grew another inch again, up-growing wee man.

 

Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

Happy St. Patrick's Day in Poland, oj tak!