Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,562]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

For Many reasons, couldn't do anything that's lurking in your mind even if we'd wanna'd, no man.

 

 

Medication is available. 

Besides, wouldn't it be satisfying to pass along your sickness to the ex?

 

Finally today my wife's family left to go back to their own place.  I had no idea they would be staying so long.  Guess there is a bit of a mean streak in me.  I wake up early every morning, and Christmas morning I was up well before anyone else.  It was all I could do to restrain myself and keep from moving all the (kids) presents from under the tree and hide them in a closet.  Wanted to tell the little devil children that Santa didn't come, or at least didn't leave them anything.  

[TBoneTX 45,266]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Medication is available. 

Not after a jealous Rojo beats us to a pulp over someone whom we don't want back, no man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

wouldn't it be satisfying to pass along your sickness to the ex?

Ex-she man is permanently afflicted with Expensiveness, and only the Rojo is currently vulnerable, ha man.

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Wanted to tell the little devil children that Santa didn't come, or at least didn't leave them anything.  

"Dear Santa, si man:  I flushed my brother's head, si man.  But can I still get a puppy, huh man?"

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

I wake up early every morning

This is a serious character flaw that must be corrected rapidly, si man!

An optimal day should start not much before noon, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling (?) Wednesday report, see man:

 

Went to doc caucus, hopeful we man.

Damned idiot gave us an amateur exam, livid we man.  

No diagnosis, why did we wait 2 weeks for this appointment man?!

Punted us to fizzicle therapy, what good would that do man?  

Damned waste of $Many -- si man, $Many -- livid we man.  

We barbecued him in the ratings, no excuse man.

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we and half-ingest** wee man man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

     **Mini-B. ate only half, strange for wee man man

 

A roaring siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Mama T-B.'s lawyers want to charge us for sending us an invoice for what we'd paid,  man.

Even sole-proprietor window-repair guys give us a tear-off carbon invoice, come on man.  

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was the other half of his Subway*, half-ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was Many (2x2x2x2 -1) "Crispy Cheese Manyangles ([2+1]-angles)," ingest we man.

Dessert was a split one-Many'th (1/[2+2th]) of cherry pie, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Several more episodes of Young Sheldon were watched, movie night for Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

We shall try to visit Urgent Care to see if our good doc there can diagnose our foot, desperate we man.

We hope that she's on duty, hope we man.

Rather sad to have to visit U.C. to get done what a full multi-clinic operation can't, sigh man.

 

Party with the rubias after Mini-B. gets embedded, cavort we man.

We kept Mini-B. away from sugar tonight, no repeat of last night's insanity man!

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Foot and cold a little better today, finally man.

 

Left the casa for the supermarket, minor errand man.

Saw shelf coupon for "$Many ($2x2x2 +2) off basket total if purchase $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1) of Powerade, etc., etc. products," see we man.

Calculated how many Powerade Zero grape-flavor were on shelf, Many (2x2x2x2 -1) man.

Calculated how many Powerade regular grape-flavor were on shelf, got Many (2+2+1) man.

Total Powerade tally = $Many.Many ([$2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1] + Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) cents man.

Register rang up the $Many ($2x2x2 +2) discount, ecstatic and financially savvy we man.

 

Lunch was 2 "Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins" bought at same supermarket, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu lobbied us for miu-treats when we returned, around 1 p.m. man.

We are loath to serve miu any treats that early, here's why man:

  1.  Miu usually gets treats around Many (2+1 or 2+2) p.m., routine man.

  2.  If miu gets treats too long before then, miu forgets about earlier treats, short-term miu memory man.

  Many.  Miu then pesters us until second round of treats is served, persistent miu man.

We served miu her treats anyway, see below man.

 

At Many p.m., Mini-B. left the casa for non-Two Guys eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., necessary evil man.

We dished the warsher and prepared to go upstairs, best-laid plans awry man.

Miu jumped on counter, seized bag of treats, and dropped them at our feet, rather obvious miu man.

Miu got second round of miu-treats, permissive Daddy we man.

 

Several important phone calls were made, multiple topics man.

A massively restorative siesta was taken, zzz we man.

Mini-B. returned smelling like a moose, basketball outside with amigo man.

Agreed with mom-of-amigo to host amigo on Friday from 1 to Many p.m., casa will be destroyed man.

 

Movie night was more episodes of Young Sheldon, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No proximal ESs this weekend, bummer man.

No proximal GSs, either, for a while, no man.

We rechecked the listings, hope we man.

One GS is about Many miles away, accessible man.

Attendance will enable continuation of our Many-year-long weekly streak, strive we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Foot and cold a little better today, finally man.

 

 

Sounds like you had "hoof and mouth disease".

[TBoneTX 45,266]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sounds like you had "hoof and mouth disease".

Superior primates have no hooves, see and si and  man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Friday GS report, see man:

 

We relied on a late, rather comprehensive GS listing to find the one place necessary to extend our years-long weekly string, si man.

 

The place was an apartment complex with no signs or indications of a GS,  man.

We therefore consider it to have been phantom,  man.

Our streak remains alive, the effort is what counts man.

Total = N/A,  man

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Friday non-"non"-GS report, see man:

 

We see who has laughed at our phantom experience above, si and see we man.

Considering our takes from all the rest of the year*, this experience can be dismissed, si man.

     *financially savvy and $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man

 

Lunch was BK bought WUOC, financially savvy we and ingest Two Guys man.

 

At miu-treat time, miu nearly yanked the bag of treats out of our hands, be patient and you'll get your miu-treats man.

 

Mini-B. spent the afternoon with his amigo, lightly supervise we man.

Unlike last visit, amigo was well-behaved, he'd better be man.

We even got a siesta during first part of visit, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was weenies & beans, ingest Two Guys man.

This is a rapid, budget-friendly, and very male din-din, boast we man.

 

Despite hints at movie night, none occurred this eve, oh well man.

We are safely in double-digit popcorn numbers already, an Official Week man.

 

Mini-B. wheedled us into buying him more computer-game components, $i and $igh man.

Funny how he suddenly becomes proficient in Math when it comes to buying him something, si man.

We know that he'll end up being a Sales Manager somewhere, perhaps selling ice to Eskimos man.

 

Party with the rubias now that Mini-B. is embedded, cavort we man.

We need at least one Polish Commie-babe* in our harem, oj tak.

     *bad non-rubia unqualified Asia!  Bad, BAD non-rubia NON-RUBIA unqualified UNQUALIFIED Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. invited Mini-B. to a lunch party, ultra-social ex-she man.

We went to the urgent-care clinic to caucus with our favorite doctorette, always valuable man.

 

Waited Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours before getting called to an exam room, packed house man.

Waited almost another hour to be seen by doctorette, worth it man.

Doctorette clarified the garbage with our foot, clarify she man for we man man.

Doctorette Rx'd us a couple of things for our lingering cough, Rx she man for we man man.

We cannot see her for Many months because of insurance issues, complex man.

She said to call her anytime during that wait, call we man she man man.

This was, as always, a highly valuable and positive visit, good time-investment man.

 

We then went to pharmacy to pick up new and existing Rx's before year-end, insurance changes man.

On Jan. 1, we will immediately be eligible for refills under new plan, Christmas every day man.   

We will have to get our expensive one exclusively in Mexico, need another trip in a couple of months man.

 

We left the casa an hour before noon and returned just after Many (2+2) p.m., long day man.

We had eaten nothing, starving we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had left a small plate inside our microwave, perfect timing and amount man.

It was sliced brisket or ham (?) and rice with minimal cilantro, amazing and ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. and amigo were in the casa, dropped there by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Both had behaved, minor miracle man.

 

We got a much-needed siesta between amigo-departure and din-din, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Costco burgers and the rest of the FST cherry pie, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was more episodes of Young Sheldon, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes a highly respectable -- oj nie, commendable -- Many (2x2x2x2 +2) for the week, report we man.

 

Mini-B. actually got to bed on time, middlin' miracle man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

We shall juggle a visit to Mama T-B. with Sunday's laundry and football, intense planning man.

[Neonred 3,562]

On 12/30/2023 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday non-"non"-GS report, see man:

 

We see who has laughed at our phantom experience above, si and see we man.

Counts the same as an upvote, doesn't it?

(and I see Boiler has a nice lead at the moment)

On 12/30/2023 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

Considering our takes from all the rest of the year*, this experience can be dismissed, si man.

     *financially savvy and $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man

Nice job Ernest.

On 12/30/2023 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

We need at least one Polish Commie-babe* in our harem, oj tak.

     

As I recall, one is available.  Comes complete with a dog and kids.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

As I recall, one is available.  Comes complete with a dog and kids.

But not a rubia*, oj nie, and therefore disqualified, oj tak!

     *Negligent Asia!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man.

Mama T-B. looked pretty good and lectured us about topics old and new, si man.

We honestly didn't think that Mama T-B. would have lived this long, no and wow man.

 

Gassed the T-B.-mobile, do it every Manycember Many'st*, si man.

     *to calculate how many miles we drove during the year**, see man

     **this year, we drove precisely Many miles, elegance of P-math man

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was brought from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest most wee man.

Lunch for us was what Mini-B. didn't eat***, ingest we man.

     ***mashed potatoes, potato soup, a couple of green beans, and a din-din roll, ingest we man.

 

Watched football game, positive outcome man.

Two bowls of Costco popcorn consumed****, ingest we man.

     ****not counted in weekly total because Mini-B. had none, stuffed-from-lunch wee man

 

Got a siesta, zzz we man.

Miu was dozing next to us on the bed, zzz miu man.

We could actually get into the bed without moving miu, strategically positioned miu man.

Normally, miu jumps off when anyone else is there, solo-bed miu man.

This time, miu stayed right there contiguous to our hand, contiguous miu man.

Miu remained there even when we got up, also unusual man.

We could get used to regular siestas with a full-time miu, si man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

Laundry conquered and warsher dished, domestic we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up earlyish in cameo appearance, running yet another party ex-she man man.

EX-she man collected Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man.

Party is ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., Cousin Mini-B., Cousinette Mini-B., the Rojo, and the Rojo's daughters, party they man.

We are quietly in the casa with dozing miu, just Daddy + miu man.

Miu is unperturbed by all the illegal fireworks continuously erupting, unperturbed miu man.

We are free from the idiots who are out on Amateur Night, fun for police man.

 

We are imbibing the usual Powerade Zero, grape flavor, imbibe we man.

Party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort into the New Year we man.

Happy New Year***** to all, si and whee man.

     *****or, depending on amount imbibed, Newpy Hap Year, hic man

Edited January 1 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,562]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

But not a rubia*, oj nie, and therefore disqualified, oj tak!

     *Negligent Asia!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Asia!

Really?  You've seen her?

 

bleach

 

 

Edited January 1 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,266]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Really?  You've seen her?

Oj nie, but Polish Commie-babes tend to make poor rubias even when they try, oj tak, which isn't often, oj nie.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

bleach

Is this what it says or is it a typo of "blecch," term reserved for many non-rubias man?

[Neonred 3,562]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Oj nie, but Polish Commie-babes tend to make poor rubias even when they try, oj tak, which isn't often, oj nie.

 

Please don't speak badly about our dear sweet Asia's sister.