Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Awakened by miu insistent on miu-breakfast, persistent miu man.

Feeling better today, think we man.

No fever-aches, none perceived man.

Stuffy nose, refractory to decongestants man.

Frequent sneezing, always a boon from heaven man.

We shall get up-cleaned and try an errand, Clean for Gene we man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Finally left casa after Many p.m., lethargic we man.

Decided first to get air in T-B.-mobile tyres, full of hot air we man.

 

Needed to find one Xmas card, needful we man.

Not a super-long distance to card store, no man.

Traffic was beyond insane,   man.

Missed all red lights at least once, usually twice man.

 

Card store didn't have the right one, must search earlier next time man.

Traffic even worse on return to casa,  man.

Exhausted afterward, probably stupid to attempt any excursion man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was the other half of the 'roni 'za, ingest we man.

Two-hour siesta thereafter, zzz we man.

Awakened by insistent miu* who wanted miu-lunch, persistent miu man.

     *herself zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed all day, zzz miu man

 

Raining steadily as forecast, How Dry We Aren't man.

Groggy as anything now, could have zzz'd another 2 hours man.

We aren't sure whether fever is completely gone, too lethargic to take temperature** man.

     **in Poland, it would be Many degrees, this we know man

Party with the rubias to be postponed again, noncavort we man.

[Neonred 3,579]

On 12/23/2023 at 12:54 AM, TBoneTX said:

Anathema!  Heresy!  Apostasy!

Send some here, si man.

They came.

I drank.

They are still here.

I'm still drinking...

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa and still feel lousy, yuck man.

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Many (2+1) bags of Costco popcorn were dessert, watch football we man.

A not-too-restorative siesta was taken, frustrating man.

Din-din was onecan of corn*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Watched It's a Wonderful Life, annual tradition man.

Mini-B. showed up late, busy wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. going to show up at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- for open-gifting,  man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a pipe burst in her attic this eve, good luck finding repairmen man.

We told her to CTR (call the Rojo), no longer our concern man.      

 

Cousin Mini-B. planned to launder clothing at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa on Monday, that plan dashed man.

We offered our machines and expertise, accomplished Thread Laundress we man.

 

We are sick of being sick, second cold in 2 months man.

At least this one features little coughing so far, could not survive another like the last one we man.

HSM to be taken at bedtime, medicate-selfing we man.

 

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,604]

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

They came.

I drank.

They are still here.

I'm still drinking...

You have redeeming qualities after all, si man.   

[Neonred 3,579]

Merry Christmas to all my VJ friends.  And you too, TBoneTX.

 

Sad news to report.  They are still here.  My wife's daughter and her husband and the two devil children.  Thought they were headed back home yesterday, but it turns out they must have been planning to stay here all along.  Even brought the kids "stockings" to hang on our fake electric fireplace, and had the kids gifts they ordered on Amazon delivered here.  

 

Don't know why I spent any time cleaning the house before they came as it is ten times worse now than before they arrived.

 

Another day of drinking straight ahead.

 

Guess I could head over to my daughter's house.  The four week old twins are no problem.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Merry Christmas to all my VJ friends.  And you too, TBoneTX.

And if we want a second opinion, we're ugly, too, si man.   

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sad news to report.  They are still here.

Bro G.'s motto:  "I hate people, animals, and things, si man," si man.

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Don't know why I spent any time cleaning the house before they came

We don't know why we spend any time cleaning the casa, either, no man.

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

The Many week old twins are no problem.

Age of nonproblematic twins precised, see and si and  man.

And just wait until they become toddlers, zone defense man.

[Neonred 3,579]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Bro G.'s motto:  "I hate people, animals, and things, si man," si man.

Yes, you are correct. (Except dogs.  Love them)

 

 

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Age of nonproblematic twins precised, see and si and  man.

Thanks TBone.  You know I do that on purpose just to see you "fix" it.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

it is Many times worse

Condition of casa precised, see and si and  man!

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Monday half-report, half-see man:

 

Had to awaken at half-past Many a.m., ungodly hour man.

Could/should have slept for Many more hours, hampered restoration of our carcass man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let herself into the casa to drop presents, then went back for more, invasive ex-she man.

As usual, she spared no expense when shopping, free from that we man.

 

Ex-she man gave Mini-B. an electronic basketball mini-arcade, thrilled wee man man.

Ex-she man gave Mini-B. a LeBron James jersey (for $Many -- si man, $Many!!!), thrilled wee man man.

Ex-she man gave Mini-B. pajama pants, bought new for heaven's sake man.

Ex-she man gave Mini-B. underwear, bought new for heaven's sake man.

Ex-she man gave Mini-B. a full fruitcake, pass that one uneaten along to others for years man.

So what the dickens will be left for his birthday next month, huh man?

 

We gave Mini-B. a Kanye West poster, appreciative wee man man.

We gave Mini-B. a $Many ($2x2x2 +2) bill, unimpressed wee man man.

We gave Mini-B. the cherry pie from FST restaurant, mildly impressed wee man man.

Miu gave Mini-B. a card filled with cat hair ("a gift for your FUR-niture"), mildly impressed wee man man.

We gave Mini-B. the hospital letter clearing him for all contact sports, overjoyed wee man man.

 

We took our siesta at half-an-hour-till-noon, exhausted we man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was onecan "ABCs+123s + meatballs," ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to her casa for trade-gifting with the Rojo + daughters, nonstop partier ex-she man man.

We spent >2 hours doing Cousin Mini-B.'s laundry, leak/water shutoff at ex-she man's casa man.

Cousin Mini-B. quite grateful, appreciative senior wee man man.

 

We shall probably watch part of an NBA game (yawn) with Mini-B., Two Guys sacrifice by we man man.

More exciting news to be announced in Thrilling Monday other-half-report, see later man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Monday other-half-report, half-see man:

 

Cousin Mini-B. highly appreciated our Thread Laundress skills, launder threads proficiently we man.

Had to return the stuff in a large plastic bag, but we kept the wrinkle-prone stuff on top, proficient we man.

 

We were struck that Cousin Mini-B. is the second Ecu (ex-Mrs.-T-B. = the first) who has removed below-waist items similarly, to wit man:  underwear wrapped around one inside-out pants leg, efficient for removal but not for warshing man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. invited herself over to watch a movie with us, self-invite ex-she man man.

(The acute excuse was that she needed to pee, still no water at ex-her man's casa man.)

It was right at din-din time, of course man.

Din-din was to be bagged shredded lettuce + hot dogs, Two Guys din-din man.

Fortunately, bagged salad was ample for Many (2+1) eaters, perceive we man.

 

Mini-B. had salad of lettuce, tomato slices, and croutons in Ranch dressing, ingest wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had salad of lettuce, tomato slices, and croutons in raspberry vinaigrette dressing, ingest ex-she man.

We had salad of lettuce in raspberry vinaigrette dressing, ingest we man.

Everyone seemed highly pleased, ingest all man.

 

Mini-B. then had 2 bun-length hot dogs with ketchup & mustard, ingest wee man.

We then had 2 bun-length hot dogs with ketchup, ingest we man.

The entire culinary production earned a Two Guys high-Many (high-[2+2+1]), si man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was lobbying for popcorn the entire time, obvious ex-she man.

The viewing choice was more episodes of Young Sheldon, excellent man.

Many (2+2+1) bags of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-she man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a smaller bowl, sitting noncontiguously man.

She managed to scrape the entire heavily salted top layer into this bowl, shameless ex-she man.

Ex-she man questioned why we were eating Many bowls, uneducated ex-she man man.

We looked at her like she was crazy (= no comment man) and said, "This is standard Two Guys practice, see man," si man.

 

After the entertainment, a rousing and raucous game of mini-hoop basketball occurred, participate we and wee and ex-she man man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. softly lobbied for the chance to take a shower in our casa, enough freeloading is enough man.

We donated some bottles of water, do it like you did in Guayaquil when young man.

We should have said, "CTR (call the Rojo) even though he lives nearly an hour away," si man.

(What's the purpose of having a Rojo if one can't use a Rojo's bathroom facilities, huh huh huh man?)

 

Watched late TV news with Mini-B., see we and wee man man.

Explained how Jewish anchormen often volunteer for Christmas/Easter duty, act of kindness man.

Mini-B. actually kept his nose out of his phone for the entire newscast, unbelievable man.

 

Mini-B. zzz-ing, exhausted and well-gifted wee man man.

Party with the rubias under way, cavort we man.

If we feel better on Tuesday, shall visit Mama T-B., stuff to give and get man.

[Neonred 3,579]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Monday other-half-report, half-see man:

 

We were struck that Cousin Mini-B. is the second Ecu (ex-Mrs.-T-B. = the first) who has removed below-waist items similarly, to wit man:  underwear wrapped around one inside-out pants leg, efficient for removal but not for warshing man.

 

I could see that happening if someone were in a tremendous hurry to take everything off.

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mini-B. then had 2 bun-length hot dogs with ketchup & mustard, ingest wee man.

We then had 2 bun-length hot dogs with ketchup, ingest we man.

The entire culinary production earned a Two Guys high-Many (high-[2+2+1]), si man.

Bun length is correct, BUT...NO KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS.  EVER.

Please man...

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. softly lobbied for the chance to take a shower in our casa, 

 

I really don't know what to say...

 

 

Edited December 26, 2023 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,604]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

I could see that happening if someone were in a tremendous hurry to take everything off.

Si, man, except 2 out of 2 Ecus have shown this proclivity, inexplicable man.

We know from Many years of experience that then-Mrs.-T-B. wasn't always in a hurry, si and no man.

Cousin Mini-B. is as taciturn as they come, so hurry doesn't fit his profile either, si and no man.

We tentatively conclude that Ecus are somehow bred or trained to remove clothing thus, si man.

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Bun length is correct, BUT...NO KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS.  EVER.  Please man...

Ketchup is one of the major food groups, see and si and  man.

And exactly what would be substituted for it*, huh man?

     *in Poland, they put strawberry ice cream + motor oil** on hot dogs, oj tak

     **weight = Many W Many, oj tak

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

I really don't know what to say...

For Many reasons, couldn't do anything that's lurking in your mind even if we'd wanna'd, no man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. hadn't had a shower in 2 days, and the Rojo lives nearly an hour away, that's what to say man.

And everybody ends up sweet-talking us in general, Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B. chief among them man.

 

We asked if ex-she man had brought her own towels, hadn't man.

This was quite enough reason to deny any request, see man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. knows that we go aysheep if eventual Sunday laundry loads are unexpectedly increased, si man.

She would therefore not press the matter of using one or more of our towels, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

This is the Many'rd consecutive day that we didn't leave the casa, interesting man.

 

Mini-B. and we both slept in, tired Two Guys man.

We are still under the weather, enough already with lingering cold man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was a PB&J sandwich, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was onecan of chili*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., visit senior she man ex-she and wee man man.

They gave her a foto-displayer into which ex-Mrs.-T-B. had loaded Many,000 fotos, all of Mini-B. et al. from birth through present man.

We siesta'd while they were gone, desperately needed zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. returned with a $Many bill from Mama T-B., financially lavish senior she man.

Mini-B. promptly traded it to us for 2 video games bought with our credit card, transactional wee man.

Video-game sales are almost as lucrative as are Pre-Owned Toilet Seats**, $i man.

     **buy yours today at a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man

 

Din-din was the following, see man:

 -- bagged nuked parrots & keys, ingest Two Guys man

 -- Many (2x2x2) air-fried fish sticks each, ingest Two Guys man

 -- one-Many'th (1/[2+2th]) of FST cherry pie***, almost ingest Two Guys man

      ***which Mini-B. almost didn't get unless he finished his parrots & keys, threaten we wee man man

We were both too full to finish our pie, much food man.

We finished ours anyway, intrepid proficient we man.

Mini-B.'s went into the refrigerator for later, ingest later wee man.

We proved that we were Two Guys who could stuff ourselves until we were about to be sick, whee man.

 

Movie night was postponed because of no room for popcorn, handle this later Two Guys man.

Mini-B. played other games with amigos while we took Siesta #2, re-zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. has been waiting for Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- hours for his new game to download, impatient wee man.

It will apparently be ready right before a late bedtime, conflict envisioned here man.

We will do our best to act fatherly in this instance, Go To Bed On Time Or Else man.

 

We have a doc caucus on Wed., investigate swollen foot man.

We will therefore finally leave the casa, non-hermit-like we man.

Party with the rubias between now and then, cavort we man.

Edited December 27, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Addendum to Thrilling Tuesday report, see in addition man:

 

Mini-B. asked for and received his leftover-from-din-din pie, supposedly hungry wee man.

He is now bouncing off the walls and singing punked-out versions of "Jingle Bells," sugar-overloaded wee man man.

We will never get him to bed now,  we man.